Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Warhammer, Pokémon, Harry Potter, X-overs, Code Geass, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Kuroshitsuji, Winx Club, Soul Eater, and Disgaea. 95 Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5 who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!! If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Stormrunner56, Haru Kitsune, DragonMaster4381,Kauzi, The Infamous Man, Belial The Dark Angel This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail: 1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!" 2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is. 3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level. 4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative. 5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off. 6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min. 7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else. 8. Come down with a BAD case of Torte’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible. 9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you. 10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it. 12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was. 13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly. 15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy). 16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day. 17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away. 18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story. 19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave. 20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice. 22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave. 23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary. 25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?" 26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! 27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out. 28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!" 30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her. 31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her. 32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit." 33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..." 35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect. 38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby. 40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour. 41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it. 44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam. 45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras. 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME, PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!" Repost this if you laughed... FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will repost A poem about Child Abuse My name is Lucifer I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren’t ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can’t do a wrong I can’t speak at all Or else im locked up All day long. When im awake im all alone The house is dark My folks aren’t home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe ill just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie’s bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He’s already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Lucifer I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me Now i roam the underworld, to help those in need. I may seem evil, but i'm not. And if you read this and don’t pass it on I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be AOne heartless person To not be effected By this Poem And because you are effected, Do something about it! So all i ask you to do Is pass this on! IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE Personal Techniques Dark Release: Chains of the Abyss. Rank: A-rank Description:This jutsu creates Dark Release infused chakra chains that bind the enemy and drain the victims chakra and tranfer it to the user. Dark Release: Coffin of the Underworld. Rank: A-rank Description: This jutsu creates a rectangle box shaped prison around the victim that seals their chakra and tranfers it to the user. Effectiveness in binding increases when combined with Dark Release: Chains of the Abyss. Dark Release Kenjutsu: Infinite Blades Iron Maiden. Rank: S-rank Description: Creates hundreds of Dark Release infused chakra blades that position themselves around the victim. They then strike the target all at the same time. Even if the target survives (which is highly unlikely) it drains all their chakra and transfers it to the user, before destroying the victim's chakra coils, killing them anyway. Effectiveness increases if the victim is restrained with either Dark Release: chains of the Abyss, Dark Release: Coffin of the Underworld or both. Mirrors of the Soul: Howls of the Damned. Rank: A-rank Description: A genjutsu that makes the victim believe that he is in a pure white world, surrounded by eight glass mirrors. The mirrors show the faces of the ones either the user or the victim has killed. The faces scream in agony, eventually causing the victim to faint. If demon chakra is channeled through it, nothing less of a Master in Genjutsu, another Demon Container or a Sharingan wielder of Itachi Uchiha's level, has a chance to break free. Mirrors of the Soul: Vision of Hell. Rank: A -rank Description: A genjutsu that makes the victim believe that he has been thrown into one of the Seven Circles of Hell, based after the Seven Deadly Sins. Said circle is corrosponding to the victims own personality. It can be enhanced just like Mirrors of the Soul: Howls of the Damned, but this also makes the wounds that the victim gains in the illusion, turn into reality. Light Release: Judgement Ray. Rank: C-rank Description: Channels the user's chakra into a destructive beam of pight that can even destroy steel, Light Release: Grand Judgement. Rank: A-rank Description: A stronger version of Ninja Art: Judgment Ray. But instead of a single ray fired from the hand, it makes dozens of beams made of light rain down. These beams explode when they hit the ground and can destroy almost anything. Light Release: Heaven's Fist. Rank: B-rank Description: Channels light energy into the user's fist. The user then delivers a powerful punch that can crush even diamonds with ease. Fire Release: Rain of Fire. Rank: A-rank Description: This Jutsu causes it to rain fireballs that explode as soon as they hit the ground. this jutsu is hailed as one of the strongest Fire Release jutsus around. Lightning Release: Hell Thunder. Rank: C-rank Description: Fires a powerfull dark purple bolt of lightning. Lightning Release: Sacred Bolt. Rank: C-rank Description: Fires a powerful pure golden bolt of lightning. Fire Release: Inquisition Flare. Rank: C to B-rank Description: The user draws the kanji for faith in the air, which becomes solid then shrinks and becomes energy around his finger. The energy is then fired in a pure golden flame. Drawing more then one kanji increases the power. Fire Release: Cultist Flame. Rank: C to B-rank Description: This jutsu works the same way as Fire Release: Inquisition Flare, but the flame is dark purple and the required kanji is the kanji for Heretic. Fire Release: Firewall. Rank: C-rank Description: I don't think I need to explain this technique. Wind Release: Gale Cannon. Rank: C-rank Description: Fires a stream of highly compressed air. Water Release: Rain Storm Technique. Rank: A-rank Description: Does exactly wait it says. Makes it rain heavily. Perfect for setting up conditions for stronger water jutsus. Water Release: Crash Current. Rank: C-rank Description: Gathers a large amount of water above the user and fires in a large crushing burst. Water Release: Jet Cutter. Rank: C-rank Description: Fires a small highly compressed, high pressure stream of water that can cut through even steel with ease. Water Release: Water Serpents. Rank: C-rank Description: Sends several snakes made of water at the enemy. Lightning Release: Thunder Claw. Rank: S-rank (because of the danger) Description: This jutsu creates storm clouds above the user. The user then holds his hand in the air and a bolt of lightning shoots down and forms a claw around his arm. If the control over this technique is lacking, it can explode before it is complete. The resulting backlash is enought to kill a genin with absolute certainty, permenantly cripple or even kill a chuunin and severly injure Jounin and ANBU. Crimson Chidori. Rank: S-rank Description: Naruto's variation to the Chidori. He creates a Chidori in his hand and puts enought Chakra into it to make a small cut on his palm. The blood then mixes with the Chidori, turning it red and increasing its power drasticly. This jutsu can cause an explosion on contact large enough to annihilate a small village. Crimson Chidori: Dragon Claw. Rank: S-rank Description: Works on the same principle as the Crimson Chidori, combine with Lightning Release: Thunder Claw. It shaped the Chidori into a claw like shape, making it more usefull for concentrated attacks as the explosion effect is lost. Crimson Rasengan. Rank: S-rank Description: Essentially the same as Crimson Chidori, but with the Rasengan. Ice Release: Frozen Death Road. Rank: C-rank Description: This jutsu sends forth a rushing line of icicles that impale the target. The reason this jutsu is only C-ranked is that it goes in a straight line. Ice Release: Cruel Impalement. Rank: B-rank Description: This jutsu is makes icicles erupt around the user, impaling everyone that gets close. Ice Release: Freeze Lancer. Rank: A-rank Description: Sends a barrage of large icicle at the enemy that continues as long as the user channels chakra through it. Void Release: Black Void. Rank: A-rank Description: Opens up a gate into the void that draws in every elemental or chakra based attack and cancels it out. Plasma Release: Solar Blaster. Rank: B-rank Description: Fires a bolt of super heated plasma at the enemy. Plasma Release: Solar Cannon. Rank: A-Rank Description: Fires a large bolt of super heated plasma at the enemy that explodes with the intensity of a small sun. Plasma Release: Solar Blitz. Rank: B-rank Description: Coats the user's arm with plasma. the user then delivers a punch that is almost certain to destroy everything it touches. Grave Release: Hand of Decay. Rank: A-rank Description: Coats the user's hand in a green mist that decays everything it touches into nothingness. Grave Release: Necro Mist. Rank: S-rank Description: The user exhales a large cloud of green mist that decays every organic being it touches. Steel Release: Hand or Corrosion. Rank: B-rank Description: This jutsu releases a wave of chakra that rapidly corrodes every metal it touches. Swift Release: Sonic Fist. Rank: A-rank Description: The user moves at almost untraceable speeds and uses the momentum gained to deliver a devastating punch. Swift Release: Gale Claw. Rank: A-rank Description: Channels chakra into a claw shape around the user’s arm and dashes at the enemy in the same way as Swift Release: Sonic Fist, but instead of a devastating punch, this jutsu tears through the enemy. Blood Release: Blood Sacrifice. Rank: B-rank Description: Uses the user’s control over blood to draw life force from one of his allies to heal himself. Blood Release: Blood Slave. Rank: S-rank Description. The user controls the victim’s blood, bending the victim to the user’s will. If the victim resists the control, he still suffers internal injuries do to the blood being roughly controlled. Blood Release: Blood Wound. Rank: A-rank Description: The user controls the victim’s blood to cause massive internal injuries. Blood Release: Grave Robber. Rank: S-rank Description: The user absorbs the residual life energy of nearby corpses to heal himself. With enough skill and control, you can even absorb the life energy from still living targets, injuring strong enemies and instantly killing weaker ones. Ultimate Technique: Meteor Storm. Rank: SSS-rank Description: By combining the power of the Rinnegan and the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, the user calls down a storm of meteors burning with black fire, that destroy everything in the target area. Demon Star Black Execution. Rank: A-rank Description: The user charges a Fuma Shuriken with chakra and throws it at the enemy. The chakra then coats the entire shuriken and turns pitch black, making it able to slice through just about anything. The user can expand the chakra to gain a wider range. This range is limited by the amount of chakra the user pumped into it. It then returns to the user’s hand. Fire Release: Screaming Inferno Rank: A-rank Description: The user exhales a gigantic wave of dark crimson flames at the enemy. The flames are accompanied by a piercing scream that seemingly comes out of nowhere, to damage the moral of the enemy. Lava Release: Molten World Curse Rank: S-rank Description: The user channels the chakra of this technique into the ground, where it spreads, and turns the entire ground into molten lava at the user’s command. This technique requires large amounts of chakra and incredible chakra control to use. Lightning Release: Jade Lightning Vision Rank: B-rank Description: The user launches several small, but powerful bolts of jade colored lightning at the enemy from his eyes. Requires very good chakra control. Personal Magic and Spells. Shadow’s Claim Element: Darkness Shadows engulf an attack launched at the caster and absorb it. Afterward the shadows remain for a short while. Shadow’s Wrath Element: Darkness The Shadows from Shadow’s Claim rush at the opponent, blasting him/her back. The Shadows can take on certain aspects depending on the absorbed attack. Black Dragon Inferno Element: Darkness The user’s aura shifts into the form of a dark serpentine dragon that is launched at the enemy. This attack is incredibly powerful, capable of reducing a large skyscraper to nothing but rubble. Twin Dragon Inferno Element: Darkness Essentially a double version of Black Dragon Inferno. Black Dragon Abyssal Blaze Element: Hellfire The user creates a gigantic serpentine winged dragon made of pitch black flames. The dragon can launch smaller fireballs or waves of fire at the enemy. It then dives forward and incinerates anything it touches. Normally needs multiple people to cast it, but with enough power and control it can be cast alone. Sacred Dragon Heavenly Blaze Element: Fire and Light Essentially a pure version of Black Dragon Abyssal Blaze made of Golden Flames. Same casting methods as the darker version. Hellfire Tornado Element: Hellfire Creates a large tornado of Hellfire around the user. Hellfire Burst Element: Hellfire Sends a compressed ball of Hellfire at the enemy that then explodes violently. Hellfire Blazer Element: Hellfire Hellfire swirls around the caster’s body, before being compressed into a small, black solid orb. The orb then cracks and breaks, sending a large wave of Hellfire raging towards the enemy. Vanishing World Element: Oblivion The user creates an orb of pure white energy in each hand and slams them together. The orb is then fired in a gigantic burst of pure white energy that destroys literally everything. |
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