"Captain Pimp!?" Mitsuki nearly fell off her chair in laughter. Since Izuku was - and she still had to wrap her head around the fact - with the Justice League, Inko had a bit more free time now. So the two women were able to catch up a bit more often; the cafe they were currently enjoying lunch being one such time.

She'd damn near choked when Inko mentioned him facing off against a monster like Killer Croc, and managed to not only win, but put the man in Arkham's medical wing. Of course, once the shock of that settled, the damn woman hit her with more surprises, namely Izuku finding himself with multiple girlfriends, who were all well aware of each other. And. Didn't. MIND.

'Katsuki'll be lucky to find one that tolerates being around him with the attitude he's got.' The thought. That boy of hers was even more surly after that day with the criminal who had that sludge quirk and The Martian Manhunter. She thought he'd be at least a LITTLE happy Inzuku was getting a chance like that. Instead, however, the brat ranted and raved about how he 'stole' what Katsuki felt he was owed.

"Croc learned he wasn't fond of that name that the hard way apparently." Inko chuckled, fiddling with the sandwich in front of her. "Um, Mitsuki?"

"Yeah?"

"There's...kind of an ulterior reason for why I asked you here."

"Oh?" The blonde leaned in. "This I gotta hear."

"Well...I-I need your advice on how to ask a certain someone out."

"You're going back to dating?" Mitsuki was caught unaware; Inko was still married, wasn't she? "But, what about Hisashi?"

"I already called him. We still care about each other, but given how his job keeps him away, we agreed to swap to a more open marriage. Long as we let the other know we've started seeing someone, there's no harm done."

"Wow...sooo...does he know about Izuku?"

"Yeah. I told him last time he called. Since he whooped and started singing 'go Izuku go!', I'd say he agreed with the idea."

Mitsuku snorted into her drink hearing that. "He'll never change. So, who's the lucky guy, or gal?"

"J'onn J'onzz." Inko answered, cheeks turning a brilliant pink.

"Jo…why does that name sound familiar?." Mitsuki frowned in thought.

"Um, because that's Martian Manhunter's name?"

"WHAT!?"

"Keep it down!" Inko chided her, swiftly looking around. Satisfied no one'd been close enough to hear, she settled back down.

"THE Martian Manhunter? One of the original Justice League members? THAT J'onn J'onzz!?"

"I can't help it, we've chatted over the comm system...and I've just fallen for him." She sighed, getting a smile normally seen on lovestruck schoolgirls. "I mean, he's one of the first people to see any potential in Izuku, he has a fun sense of humor, handsome as hell, when we talk, I get this enjoyable sense of calm…"

"And the fact he can shapeshift makes the dreams interesting?"

"You can say that agai-" Inko's face turned neon red. "Mitsuki!"

"Not sorry!" She cackled. "But serious, you got it bad, girl."

Inko just blushed harder before her friend scooted around to put an arm around her. "Well, first thing to do; you wanna ask him over the phone or in person?"

"Whew, talk about an all nighter!" Jinx stretched as she and Raven followed Bruce out of the Batcave.

Raven stifled a yawn. "At least the armor's repaired. It'll smell like reptile for a couple days, though."

"Nothing a bit of airing out won't fix." Bruce looked around at where Izuku had been. "Where'd he go?"

A chord of light, cheery humming drew their attention to Cassandra, almost skipping down the stairs.

"Morning, Cassie!" Jinx waved.

"Cassanda…" Bruce groaned, trying to ignore how she was wearing only a yellow shirt that barely went past her panties. "Please put some pants on...or shorts at least-"

"How'd she get Izuku's shirt?" Raven asked, looked pointedly at her.

"How can you tell it's his?"

"He's the only guy I know who's willing to wear a shirt that says 'pants' on it."

As if on cue, a tired, disheveled, and wore-out Izuku came staggering out behind Cassandra. His upper body was decorated with hickies, bite marks, and a few scratches. "Wateerr…" He groaned.

'Well, looks like Wally's just lost the wager.' Bruce thought, right before the greenette saw them.

"Ra-Raven…? Jinx?" He turned even paler. "I can...at least, I hope I can e-ex-"

"Izuku." Raven cut him off, both girls making their way towards him. "You remember what we said?"

"About…?" He wobbled a little before she levitated him slightly with her magic.

"We were serious about being cool with you hooking up with girls that get your eye." Jinx patted Cassandra on the shoulder. "Welcome to the club, by the way. Just let us know about it."

"Oh." He visibly relaxed. "Think I'm the one who did the eye-catching though, hehe..." He let out a weak chuckle.

"Yeah, I'd say so." Raven traced a couple of the bite marks on his chest.

"So, how was he?" Jinx nudged Cassandra. "I'd make a guess, but..."

Cassandra stared at her briefly, right before letting out a happy little 'squee', hopping giddily in place as she did.

"I'll take that as a 'not bad'."

Principal Nezu sighed contently. "So, I take it we're all ready for next year's crop of students?" The small rodent/canine/(marsupial?) asked, downing the last of the tea he'd been drinking.

Sekijiro shrugged. "More or less, but don't you think it's a little early to be having this meeting? The entrance exam's still over five months away."

"No harm in making sure. Plus, this way we can be sure we have time to adjust for any ideas you or the others might have for the courses."

"Maybe...provided some of us actually bother to keep our classes." Sekijiro glared pointedly at Shota Aziawa, who was currently slouched in an armchair

The tattered-looking man looked like he couldn't be bothered to care. "It's not my fault no one in that class didn't meet-"

"You expelled all twenty on the first day, Aizawa!" He cut him off. "They barely even time to get their schedules memorized! Even if you did manage to get them re-enrolled, they only agreed on the basis that none of them had to have you as their teacher, in ANY subject!"

"He's got a point, Shota." Another baritone voice piped in, belonging to an athletically-built blonde, two long bangs draping down from either side of his face. "And that's not counting the parents who wanted a piece of you when their kids told them. Remember the woman who had that mantis shrimp quirk?"

"Yeah, he should be glad she just wanted to slap him with those rocks she had for hands.." Midnight replied, glancing over at the speaker.

And doing a double-take at the sight. "T-T-T-Toshinori!?"

"Been wondering when one of you would notice!" The man laughed, causing the whole room to stare in surprise. He wasn't in his fully muscled form, but the skeletal appearance was gone; his narrow, angled face now resembled what he looked like well before his injury. The once sunken, hollow eyes were back to normal, and he wasn't slumping forwards.

"There seems to be something different about you…" Nezu mused, giving him a once over. "New haircut…? Change in diet…? Oh yes, I see...when the blazes did you start getting bigger!?"

"As insane as it sounds, I was able to find a medical treatment that worked! Unfortunately, for security reasons, Chiyo's the only one I can give the details to. On the plus side, though, it's done wonders for my time limit, HA!" He laughed at what was apparently a pun none of them got. "Seriously, I can run around in full-might more for a good twelve hours now before I gotta take a break." He leaned in towards the others. "And you wanna know the best part? I haven't coughed up a drop of blood since the treatment! Not one bit!"

Meanwhile, Nezu's ears twitched rapidly, indicating that, despite his calm demeanor, his mind was going a mile a minute. By the time Toshinori was done, the mismash of an animal was smiling in a way that showed he'd realized something that brightened up his day a little. 'Well, that explains why HE of all people would hand deliver a student application in the middle of the night.' "Well, we'll certainly have time to celebrate the good news later. For now though, we should get back to the task at hand. I understand we're getting a new...exchange student in the applications this semester?"

"Another?" Cementoss asked. "There's a girl from the States that applied, a Pony Tsunotori, but I haven't heard about any others."

"Well, this one is a tiny bit...unique." Nezu took out the application in question, holding it up so they could see the name. "Izuku Midoriya. This young man is being sponsored by an unexpected group."

"Who?"

"The Justice League."

"WHAT!?" Aizawa yelled, falling out of his chair with a thud.

"He's a member, too. According to the note Batman left with it, anyway."

With that, the room erupted in a cacophony. Snipe's jaw dropped past his mask, Cementoss and Midnight were both frozen in shock, and All Might…

He was engaged in an epic gigglefit. "Well, this year sure isn't going to be boring!"

AN: Before anyone asks; yes, the stories are still being worked on. no, they aren't abandoned. Working 3rd shift kinda futzes with my available time, so it's gonna take a bit to update everything.

Also, I forgot to mention that there's a lemon section for Two for All now on ao3 as well, so yeah. Sorry bout that.