Reviews for Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium
Guest chapter 18 . 6/3
Yeah, whips work fine against regular humans and even some larger animals (there's a Canadian hunter who hunted caribou using a bullwhip) but are useless against most of the other enemies that a guardsman might face.
Guest chapter 34 . 5/23
Hey you should continue this at some point from the perspective of one of the other factions
Guest chapter 3 . 5/22
Do not attempt to seduce an Ork? Is this actually a thing in canon? If so that would be even more hilarious.
XING chapter 36 . 5/4
Still one of my favorite fics of all time. Can't remember how many times I've reread this.
quentin3655 chapter 4 . 4/21
Not gonna lie, the Lamenter comment put a smile on my face considering that they are my Favorites. Thanks, I like the headcanon that some people appriciate them...
Centergg chapter 1 . 2/29
AWESOME!
Also, reminds me about my time in the Army
Cookiefox chapter 36 . 2/24
wow this was a good read. seriously well done. also... GUARDSMAN CHAAAAAN! NOOOOOO! also.. WOW you absolutely NAILED that text to speech part. the characters were PERFECT.
DarthTenebrus chapter 5 . 2/9
Stupid deaths, Stupid deaths,
They're funny cause they're true.
Stupid deaths, Stupid deaths,
Hope next time it's not you.

Yet more hilarity to be expected, and so far there's been no disappointment.
DarthTenebrus chapter 3 . 2/9
Number 60! Priceless, made my sodding day! Thanks, mate!
DarthTenebrus chapter 2 . 2/9
Hilarious!
Vovan1 chapter 36 . 1/23
The next thing you know, there are actual infiltrators of Alkon Dynasty in the Inquisition. And then Kaledah, somehow, ends up negotiating with Nepheru about securing passage for the Dark Throne.
ThatRabidPotato chapter 4 . 12/27/2019
Sisters are not celibate. It's specifically stated in the Ciaphas Cain books that they do NOT take oaths of celibacy. It's just most of the time they don't have the time to get involved with anyone.
ThatRabidPotato chapter 1 . 12/26/2019
I quite like this, but I cannot help but point out that THE TAU NEUTERING ALL HUMANS IS NOT CANON. They did that ONCE, in their victory ending in Dark Crusade, on a planet that had revolted against them. There are canon humans that have been born in the Tau Empire to families that have lived and had families there for generations.
ShootingKill chapter 36 . 12/19/2019
holy shit I love this character Keledah is strangely funny,but also morbidly wholesome in a weird way.I hope Keledah is developed more and boy I can't wait to see her being a 'good' inquisitor.
Ricardo2901 chapter 32 . 11/29/2019
Donor be saddened by your Father’s loss, for his sacrifice helped kill one of Mankind’s enemies. While she will definitely be replaced, the resources and man power she mustered will never be used by any future predecessors that try to take her place. The Ruinous Powers lost one of their champions, and many others will soon fall as well.
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