Greetings mortals i am Hiten Mitsurugi Battosai. I am have been an author for a couple of years now and unfortunately only recently gained freedom from the seal that held me back. I am a fan of NaruxHarems. IchixRuki, HarryxHermonie, and a few other pairings. I enjoy a nice long, and well written fic during my free time, and find that some authors have talent at writing fanfictions, others need to put just a little more effort into their work. Just to let everyone know, Fox Trapped at Yokai Gakuen will no longer be updated, i am now in the process of rewriting it from the a whole new perspective. ...Well i might update it i cant say for sure at this moment. Also due to Real Life issues i cannot say for sure when i will get around to updating my fics. Works a pain in my ass.

6/3/13 I haven't got a beta reader for any of my fics so from now on any comments about the lack of formatting will be ignored. If you wish to apply send a contact invite to my email poketowerdefence@. I will use this to give unbeta'd chapters that can be fixed. Hopefully i will get one till then live what what you get.

Found this on XInsanityXGuiltechXShadowwindX and it was too hilarious not to put on my profile!

List your favourite anime/manga/video game characters and act as if you were actually in their games!

1: Himura Kenshin

2: Sephiroth

3: Deadpool

4: Alucard (shudders beware the Crimson Fucker!)

5: Riza Hawkeye

6: Rukia Kuchiki

7: Chris Redfield

8: Dartz Feld

9: Urd Odinsdaughter (Ah Megami Sama)

10: Kasumi no Ayanosuke (Wrath of Ninja)

What would happen if Number 1 woke you up in bed?

Me; Kenshin, unless your wife went into labor or we’re in a state of war... GET THE HELL OUT OF MY ROOM!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Me: DEADPOOOOLLLLLLL -hammerspaces Twin Uzi's and opens fire on the merc- (In canon Narutoverse Tobi sneezes)

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: ... i think i need a bigger planet...

Number Five cooked you dinner?

Me; It's not gonna suddenly pull a pistol on me and treat me like Black Hayate, is it?

Number six is lying next to you on the beach?

Me: I am shocked you’re not bugging your boyfriend over there -points to Ichigo and snickers at her denials-

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Related or not i am NOT helping you deal with Wesker... AGAIN!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: When i said friendly spar, i did not mean DIVINE CANON IN FACE!

Numer nine made fun of all your friends?

Me: Makes fun of her inability to push her sister to the man she loves with her half assed plans and the fact she her cooking creates Eldrich Aboninations

Number Ten ignored you all the time?

Me: Is used to it.

Two serial killers are hunting you down! Quick! What will Number 1 do?

Me: Uh Kenshin was launching them into L.A.O really called for?

You're on Vacation with Number two, and you manage to break your leg. What does Two do?

-throws a heal materia and tells me to fix it myself-

Me: ... and you wonder why you never got laid?

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: opens box and gets stabbed by adamantium claws

Deadpool: You said you wanted a pet Wolverine so here you go!

Me choking on my own blood: Not... What... I... MEANT!

You seem to have stuck yourself in a house that is on fire! What does four do?

Alucard: pulls out marshmellows and wanna-be vampires and roasts them on an open flame-

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will Five do?

Riza: Facepalms and shoots siloette around me as i cower like little bitch

You're about to marry Number 10! What is One's reaction?

Kenshin: Oro? You’re engaged? Congratulations are in order that they are.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Chris: drags me with him zombie hunting

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 Support you?

Urd: Wow you need support against these weaklings? Fine. -Electrocutes the living hell out of me and my opponent-

You can't stop laughing! What will 10 do?

Kasumi: -bitch slaps me upside the head and tells me i'm stuck on the couch for the next month-

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Finally proper sword fights that I don’t have to worry about going overboard

Number two tells you his/her deeply hidden love for Nine.

Me: ... Good luck buddy you’re going to need it with that one.

You're dating Three, and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?

Me: Like a house on fire -shudders-

Would Five and Six ever kiss?

Me: Ice Queen and Sniper? No clue though i am not dumb enough to ask them!

Number Six appears to be a player, breaking many hearts...

Me:... And once again i can't see how you and Byakuya are related...

You had a haircut, and Seven can't stop staring at you.

Chris: Bout time, the museum called and said they wanted their caveman back

Me: Oh ha ha go jump off a cliff like your girlfriend!

Eight thinks that he/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What do you tell him/her?

Me: Uh dude you do know your childhood friend wishes she was more than that right?

Nine is too shy to face you, and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Wow that sweet. And surprising coming from a goddess of love.

You spot Ten kissing one. How do you react?

Me: -blinks then chuckles at just how alike they are as i walk away-

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: The Multiverse is doomed. DOOMED! -drops a literal gallon of LSD straight out of a milk jug and forgets the pain-

Could 1 and 6 be soulmates?

Me: Yea if Kenshin survives Byakuya that is.

Kenshin: Oro, i have to admit Rukia - chan i find we are alot alike

Rukia: Yea who knew we had so many hobbies in common. Swordsmanship, art, dodging my pissed off brother... wait WHAT!?

Byakuya: Chire, Sebonzakura Kageyoshi, Haktenken!

Would 2 trusts 5?

Me: Depends this before or after Neibelheim? Cause if he hasn't gone around the bend Sephiroth trusts his soldiers to watch his back.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Me: Watches as Kasumi glares Alucard into submission mentally wondering if she’s related to Integra distantly-

If 5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Kenshin: I think i'd take a class on how to live life to the fullest that i would.

Riza: Marksmanship. Someone has to teach the rookies how it's done.

If 8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Me: Possibly since Dartz has been self suffient for years.

Dartz: What can i say growing up on your own due to your mom dying and your dad being possessed by a psycopath makes you learn

Riza: Your hair still looks like a hedgehog's though

Dartz: -sputters in indignation- I haven't cut it yet this year!

If 9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like, will 6 be happy?

Me: Have you people SEEN Urd's attempts at match making?

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Me: I DON'T want to know...

What would happen if 1 accidentally kicked 10?

Me: Watches the resulting argument with bag of thin mints and a camera-

If 2 sent a message to his/her BF/GF but 9 got it, what would happen?

Deadpool: -opens door- hey babe got my...

Urd: -hits him with an overpowered Depth Charge Descends spell-

Next time keep your perverted sick fantasies to yourself!

Deadpool: Note to self, next time, Rubber Suit. OR LUFFY! CHIMICHANGA!

Me and Urd sweatdrop: How the hell does this guy got a girlfriend?

If 5 and 6 did a workout together?

Me: Let's just put it this way... hehehehehehehehe

If 6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Me: Body found frozen in iceburg a week later-

If 7 won the Lottery?

Chris: Hey Jill, Sheva, i don't think we need to worry about running out of money for weapon upgrades any time soon!

Wesker: Oh fuck my life... -dodges infinite ammo Mobile Gatling turrets they bought with the money-

if 8 had quite a big secret?

Me: Found out about it and shared with the rest of the Authors for our amusement

If 9 became a singer?

Me: It'd be a blast. No literally she has the voice of an angel and would blast you with fire and lightning if you were dumb enough to insult her.

If 10 got a daughter?

Me: Huh so you DID sleep with him before he died. -Refers to her love interest-

What would 1 think of 2?

Me: Kenshin would think Sephiroth needs to let the past go and Sephiroth would think Kenshin needs to stop acting like Zack on a sugar high.

What would 2 think of 3?

Me: Sephiroth would be trying to kill Deadpool and Deadpool would be wondering why a big shiny rock is imbedded in his head as the world ends in fire while wondering if this is what Godzilla feels like.

What would 4 envy about 5?

Me: That she DON'T look creepy as a woman.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: that they tend to get into some messed up situations on a regular occurrences.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Me: Dartz accidently hurting Jill.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Me: Heaven as Urd files his paperwork.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Urd: I tend to secretly play with my baby sister's machines cause i actually find them interesting

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Me: Kenshin losing his temper and going Battosai on someone's sorry pale ass,