I justely come to a idea of a story.
Tales of Uzumaki's Badassery
1. A tradition among the clan after the Hidden's Village fondation. If the Iwa's shinobi are the standard of head strong, rock head and others terms of obstinate, one and only clan can proclam to be the most among. The Uzumaki clan. since the Shodaïme Tsukikage headbutted by Uzumaki Mito to the defeat at the Sandaïme Tsukikage by Uzumaki Kushina. So, Naruto may perpetuate this tradition on headbut all Iwa's ninja he meet.
2. Kurama clam Kushina 'is', and not 'was', one of his jinchuuriki. After all, he is the most powerfull tail beast and the most beautiful, not like Shuukaku. Kushina did have many fans after her, same after her marriage with Minato and her pregnancy (and many others reasons (mans) who hate her husbands to take her to him). It's the beauty. And the force... to kill her, it took 7 month without training while 10 months of pregnancy, a difficult childbirth, a chakra's exhaustion, a withdrawal of her bijuu, a chakra bleeding after that and finally a impale to protect her son. Six reasons of her force. So Kushina is a jinchuuriki of Kurama. Try to say opposite to the Fox.
3. Why Uzumaki have blood red hair? because when they are in fury and carnage, the rain are blood and dye hair red.
4. Naruto is a Mom's Son before to be the son of his father. same caractere, same language's tic, same power feeling. And Minato don't want to be against Kushina.
5. The Sandaïme Hokage was sometimes glad that Kushina is dead... because if she alive, Konoha will no longer exist by the civilians against Naruto.

I know that these are short stories that didn't take off, but this story, I WOULD LOVE TO FINISH READING IF YOU EVER DECIDE TO FINISH WRITING IT! Love the concept!

Yo!

I read a fiction and an idea come in my head. (I know, it's not so empty after all) A Naruto Drabble with the Team 7 on the A-Team. Kakashi - Hannibal Smith (captain, sly, sneaky). Naruto - BA Barracuda or Murdock? (mechanic, driving and piloting). Sasuke or Itachi - Face (I find an usage of fangirl for him and torturate legally an Uchiwa). And Sakura take the fourth place but give her crazy like Murdock and Sasuke is the one who have a trauma (flying, medecine, drinking, fighting).
Does that have a potential?

This story is awesome so far! Can this be made into an actual story please?

Please upload this as a real story! It is unique and amazing. Continue this as an actual story please!

can you please write a story for "man hug of DOOOM"

oh I love this. would love to see her reaction to sesshomaru and vice versa

love it

lol love it

Gods I love this drabble! I really hope that this is one that you will have inspiration to write more of in future.

Please continue this

I would definitely love to see more of this one, too. It's bloody hilarious near the end.

Once upper a time, Uchiwa Madara said one think on the Uzumaki's clan. "The Humor of a Uzumaki is the ocean. Mostly time, it's living, open, sweat and happy. From time to time, it's the wraith of a storm. But beware when their face became void. It's a warning of a tsunami of violence, pain, humiliation, break-bones, skulls, pride... spirit... and too many collateral domage. And, we, Uchiwa, aren't dumb to be a possible target. Not than Harashima who married a Fury One."
Pity to Fugaku and his clan to be murdered before he teach this life lesson.

Why Orochimaru, Kabuto or Obito don't use Edo Tenseï on Uzumaki Mito or Kushina? They were kunoichie jinchuuriki ranked S. Because a too strong will resisting to the control of Edo Tensei? they were seals mistress? but the three invocators, maybe, would have oriented a certain mother to Konoha on tell her what Konoha do to the child's life of his son. ... it's me or it a massive epidemic of incontinence at Konoha to my line? :-)

This is an interesting story. I'm curious to see where you would take this. It's certainly an intriguing concept.

At 1 AM and two Mojito beyond the limit, a very crazy scenary have born in my mind.

extract:
Naruto, face at Madara, declare in a confiant voice : "I have the ultimate weapon to deal with him. Kuchyose no jutsu! Tôra!"
After the chakra cloud disperse, a cat with a ruban at the right ears have come. And Naruto kick it in direction of Madara.
...

Two solutions possibles.
One : Madara is Madara... A kâton jutsu and the cat is chirped black and burn... And all Konohas shinobis claim they are free of the demon cat and hail Madara-sama before drink and celebrate.
Two : The Cat land in the Uchiwa Zombie... and mauled, sawed, decimate again and again his new favorite griffe-planche under the regard afraid and cryed of the Alliance Shinobi.

What do you Expect?