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Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

So I'm basically here because of Naruto. Love the anime and manga. Though I hate what's going on with Sasuke. the dude is such an idiot.

favorite pairings: NaruxHina, ShikaxTemari.

Here's a link to the map I'll be using in my stories. http:///country.php

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.
When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.
When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.
When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.
When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.
When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.
When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.
When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.
When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.
When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.
When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.
When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.
When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.
When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.
And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.
Repost this if it touches you in the soul.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

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The Coward's Redemption by Ssjshadic reviews
The liar. The prideful pretender. The coward. Usopp didn't know how much he could change, even when the chance was thrust onto him. He doubted he could correct things with his slingshot and his wits, even with a decade to work with. But, even though he knew he was the weakest, he was still a Straw Hat pirate, and he would damn well try.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 103,966 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 7/5 - Published: 1/25/2019 - Usopp, Straw Hats P.
Transcending Bonds by El Jaguar reviews
What does Sasuke see beyond his blade? That is the question he struggles to answer as he slowly remembers his forgotten past. When the question does really matter and he realizes his answer, to whom will he point his blade to: his new bonds or his old ones?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,589 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 6/17 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Hinata H., Rukia K., Suì-Fēng
Who We Were Meant To Be by SlimDeedee reviews
[COMPLETE] Portgas D. Ace is ready to be executed, he's made peace with it... Until a rag-tag band of marines frees him from Impel Down. They come in the name of his traitor of a brother, a man who had carried him into that same cell. Marine!Luffy AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 55,736 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/30 - Luffy, Ace, Straw Hats P. - Complete
The Next Right Thing by MelodramaticCoffeeAddict reviews
"Zoro links their hands together, grip tight and determined. "Together." The word slurs from his blood stained lips. Vivi nods, squeezing his hand, and steps forward. Together. They'll fix this. They'll save their nakama." After the Strawhats are massacred, an unlikely dou travel back to save their nakama and change the course of destiny.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 173,219 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/22 - Zoro, Vivi, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,290 - Reviews: 4011 - Favs: 3,782 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Watchdog of the Sabaody Archipelago by SlimDeedee reviews
"Ever since HQ moved, Sabaody is no one's land. Stationing a squad here, specially a small one, is basically suicide." Sanji lights up his cigarette. "So, of course they sent us." Marine!Luffy Marine!StrawHats [Prequel to Who We Were Meant To Be]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,715 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 4/8 - Luffy, Straw Hats P., Eleven Supernovas
Gut Instinct by SlimDeedee reviews
Smoker knows a pirate when he sees one –no matter what's written in the coat he's wearing. Marine!Luffy [Side-Story to Who We Were Meant To Be] [Complete]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,941 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 4/10 - Luffy, Smoker, Tashigi, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Worthy of Love by SlimDeedee reviews
"Ace." Marco's voice is breathless. "Wait there a second, let me get Pops." For a second the uncharacteristic enthusiasm in Marco's voice is confusing, and then it strikes Ace that his family thinks he's still locked up at Impel Down. ONESHOT
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/7 - Marco, Whitebeard, Ace - Complete
The Woods by Loyal as a Book reviews
When 13 year old Trafalgar Law got caught by the marines after just escaping Doflamingo's grasp, he didn't expect to get dropped off with a group of bandits in East Blue. He also didn't expect the trio of savage children that lived in the woods. No matter, they were of no interest to him. But if only the excessive nose-picker would stop following him around.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,782 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 1,721 - Updated: 3/22 - Published: 12/11/2014 - Luffy, T. Law, Ace, Sabo
Second Wind by The Lost Samurai reviews
Luffy and Zoro awaken in two different parts of East Blue, both with the same thing on their mind. Protect the crew. There would be no failures this time around, Captain's orders. As bits and pieces of the unknown past that the two comrades share are gradually revealed, the rest of the crew can only speculate. For all their absolute resolve, they're hiding something. Time Travel AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 276,883 - Reviews: 6057 - Favs: 9,801 - Follows: 10,253 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 2/11/2015 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P.
Bleached Whirlpool by Caliburn0 reviews
Hello, my name is Urahara Kisuke. I'm a humble shopkeeper looking for assistance. We handle every spiritual and non-spiritual being looking for mostly niche products. Possible repercussions of taking this job include, but are not limited to, death, permanent maiming, death, emotional scarring, soul extraction, death, the end of all existence, and falling in love with a cat.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 171,931 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 1,407 - Follows: 1,634 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 8/20/2015 - Naruto U., Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Good Friends, Good Neighbours by Lunastar268 reviews
Set after Order of the Phoenix: After Harry givers his tri-wizard winnings to Fred and George to help with thier dream, they feel like they want to return the favour. Knowing how the Dursley's treat him from his rescue between 1st and 2nd year and how isolated he was between 4th and 5th year they decide to use their shop money to rent a house in privet drive opposite number 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,013 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 8/10/2019 - Published: 6/29/2017
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2334 - Favs: 6,265 - Follows: 5,464 - Updated: 3/27/2019 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Goblet's Revenge by duskglow reviews
Harry snaps at the beginning of the first task, and stops caring about anything, including whether he lives or dies. The Goblet decides to take matters into its own "hands". Toss in a mildly depressed dragon, and things get very interesting very fast. Didn't start out as a crack-fic, kinda turned into one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,628 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 1,085 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 7/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
First Mate by midnite-republic reviews
Just because no-one mentions it out loud does not change the fact that that is what he is. Some people take longer than others to realise it though.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,432 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 8/14/2018 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Luffy, Zoro, Straw Hats P.
Twice Blessed Shinobi by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
One man's Greater Good will fall to pieces when his greatest pawn is whisked away as part of the plans his mother set into motion the moment she learned of the dangers her son would face. Pairings TBD. Starts Pre-Hogwarts/Pre-Uchiha Massacre. Shinobi!Harry, Smart!Naruto&Harry, Prankster!Naruto&Harry, Father!Tenzou/Yamato, NotLazy!Kakashi, & Mentor!Kakashi
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 278,449 - Reviews: 2070 - Favs: 4,743 - Follows: 5,436 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Harry P., Naruto U., Kakashi H., Yamato
To Build A Home by endlessblankpages reviews
The ASL pirates are used to being accused of crimes they didn't commit. But when they're accused of destroying a small village in the New World, it sends them hurtling toward a deadly confrontation with the strongest man in the world, Whitebeard. The results are not what they were expecting.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,386 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 1,643 - Updated: 9/16/2017 - Published: 3/28/2016 - Luffy, Whitebeard, Ace, Sabo - Complete
Arc of Fairies by XxOneTrueEnigmaxX reviews
Tenrou Island was eradicated by the Dragon King Acnologia, leaving behind no survivors. Or so the citizens of Earthland believed. A vicious twist of fate has scattered Fairy Tail's mages into an unknown world where the concept of magic is laughed at but phone snails and power-granting fruits are an acceptable every day thing. NEW CHAPTER!
Crossover - One Piece & Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 86,763 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 10/4/2014 - Straw Hats P., Team Natsu
Blame it on the Nargles by pixiestickers reviews
One kiss under the mistletoe changes everything for Harry and Luna. (Part 1)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,901 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 180 - Published: 3/9/2017 - [Luna L., Harry P.] - Complete
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 814 - Favs: 3,575 - Follows: 3,715 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Fall into your Sunlight by Forever in Your Heart reviews
Not every love story is a romance. (Sirius and James friendship drabbles)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/30/2016 - Published: 4/27/2015 - Sirius B., James P.
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,689 - Reviews: 7107 - Favs: 14,603 - Follows: 11,529 - Updated: 9/19/2016 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Unseen Deductions by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
On the night his parents were murdered, a prophecy was invoked and Harry Potter's Fated Destiny was set in stone. Stone is not unbreakable though and a child's flesh and bones are far more delicate… It only takes a single accident to unravel Life's Tapestry when the stone dictating Harry's Destiny is shattered beyond repair. HP/LL
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 120,713 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 2,531 - Follows: 2,975 - Updated: 7/18/2016 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Harry P., Luna L.] John W., Sherlock H.
Temport by The Feisty Rogue reviews
It's 1977 and Lily Evans has just watched the last of the First Years get sorted. She's worrying about the upcoming war, and she's not the only one. It's the perfect time for an unexpected visitor: Luna Lovegood. [Moonbeams and Lightning Part 1]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,223 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/13/2016 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P., Luna L. - Complete
Painting The Sky by Hippothestrowl reviews
The summer after Cedric died. Harry meets surprise visitors who end his isolation, provide an alternate response to the Prophecy, and change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,361 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/13/2015 - Published: 11/2/2015 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Neville L., Ginny W.] - Complete
Same Difference by Beyond Kailani reviews
AU. One small change can make all the difference...Someone thought lost returns
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 44,834 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/8/2015 - Published: 2/20/2015 - Luffy, Ace, Sabo, Straw Hats P. - Complete
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 15198 - Favs: 22,903 - Follows: 20,134 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
NQaP Season II: Still Not Going as Planned by cerokun reviews
The adventure continues! Ichigo and company have successfully rescued Rukia from Soul Society. All they want now is to relax. Yeah, like that's going to happen. As always, no plan survives first contact. Sequel to "Not Quite as Planned". Read that first or you'll be completely lost.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,629 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,259 - Follows: 2,530 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ichigo K.
No 1? Which one? by RisingSolstice reviews
Kakashi should look out for "No. 1", because someone is going to get really hurt… AND IT'S NOT THEM! Akun50's "Unique Power-up" challenge.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,248 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/25/2014 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shadow and Wind: New legends by Sir-Shun reviews
AU. Naruto and Shikamaru's lives take an unexpected turn. Follow the eccentric hero and the lazy genius on their journey to become legends. Chapter 53: Naruto and Shikamaru are in more trouble! Will they even reach Mizu at this rate?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 53 - Words: 339,671 - Reviews: 1367 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 2,186 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N.
No Longer Alone by Iced Blood reviews
The world of ninja is a fickle one, filled with political machinations and too much backstabbing to be considered an accident. So what happens when one ninja village decides to place the safety and happiness of its youngest recruits over the general safety of the people they serve? You get a village with two demons, taught to kill, and the only thing holding them back is humanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 142,071 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 2,578 - Follows: 2,343 - Updated: 9/26/2014 - Published: 10/27/2005 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Aerial Perspective by TokehGecko reviews
With nothing left to hold or protect, he could turn only one way. Back. To the one person who would never betray him. The one person that truly understood him... Himself. Timetravel Fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 172,701 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 1,982 - Follows: 2,000 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Naruto U.
The Butler with the Devilish Smile by The Disciple of Pein reviews
Sometimes when a man dies, nothing changes. Sometimes when a man lives, everything changes. A feared Jinchuuriki becomes a stranger with questionable ethics. A dark avenger becomes an heir to a clan regaining its former glory. A lovestruck girl becomes a genius with an extreme sense of dualism. But why would an outlaw ever show loyalty to a place like Konoha? What is his agenda?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 168,013 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
The Great Romantic by MogtheGnome reviews
What are the odds that giving someone a gift would end up cascading into THIS kind of reaction? Probably pretty low... But this way is funnier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,721 - Reviews: 1129 - Favs: 3,481 - Follows: 2,989 - Updated: 3/4/2014 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Naruto U., Tenten
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2357 - Favs: 5,080 - Follows: 3,739 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Hakumei by Pryotra reviews
Danzo's plan for the assassination of the Hokage was almost flawless. To bad he didn't take six neglected children who ran away the night of the murder into account.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 270,839 - Reviews: 2978 - Favs: 7,207 - Follows: 4,930 - Updated: 12/15/2013 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 443 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 3,037 - Follows: 2,720 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Uchiha Potter by Chosha Kurenai reviews
After Voldemort's fall, Harry was raised as an Uchiha with his cousins Sasuke and Itachi, unaware of his other heritage. How will Hogwarts deal with this kunai-weilding, Ass-kicking Uchiha Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 300,157 - Reviews: 2452 - Favs: 4,153 - Follows: 4,307 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 11/20/2006 - Harry P., Sasuke U.
Congratulations Kakashi, You've Made History! by Lucillia reviews
When people talk about Kakashi's greatness as a ninja, they mention how he graduated Konoha's Ninja Academy at the age of 5 and made Chunin at the age of 6, carefully leaving out what came afterward...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 234 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto:life is a Game by RebukeX7 reviews
What if, after stealing the forbidden scroll, Naruto got Kage Bunshin on the first try. What if he used rest of the time learning jutsus that make living life a game? Naruto/femkyuu/femsasu/harem CRACK WITH PLOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 72,187 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,805 - Follows: 1,053 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 2,538 - Follows: 2,162 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Bonding Time by ringoeater reviews
Yamato finally snaps and locks Naruto, Sakura, and Sai up. In the same place. Together. All three of them. What could possibly go wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Team Seven - Complete
Naruto Shippuden- A World Corrupted by MasterSmileyFace reviews
What if Konoha was the strongest country in the shinobi world, but for all the wrong reasons? What if Itachi massacred his own clan not to protect Konoha but to destroy it? What if the Akatsuki weren't criminals but the world's last hope for freedom? What if shinobi didn't fight for jusice but for cruelty? This is world corrupted by its own nightmares.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Complete
Christmas Carol'd by Lucillia reviews
Someone decides to give Sasuke a second chance. On the night after the Bell Test, Sasuke is visited by the Ghosts of Uchiha Past, Uchiha Present, and Uchiha Future.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,148 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 241 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
James Potter and the Shrieking Shack by Avery-Lou reviews
YEAR TWO: Remus Lupin has a secret that even his best friends don't know about. Something dangerous has come to Hogwarts. And in the thick of things, you'll find James Potter, Sirius Black, and Peter Pettigrew - reckless, stubborn, and worst of all... curious. How long will it be before they discover the truth?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 137,020 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - James P., Remus L., Sirius B., Peter P. - Complete
Eyes Like Mine by Scotty77 reviews
Left with nothing after the war, Naruto, after many years of traveling, finds himself staring into eyes that reminds him of his own as a child. Complete with a sequel soon to come.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 66,501 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 2,261 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Loony, Loopy Lupin by Avery-Lou reviews
When a misfired spell addles Remus' brains, he turns the whole school upside down... with a little help from Moaning Myrtle, Peeves the Poltergeist, and a chicken named Lady. This is the story behind Peeves' infamous song. ONESHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,333 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Remus L., Myrtle - Complete
James Potter and the Immortal Icon by Avery-Lou reviews
YEAR ONE: James and Sirius could spend time on homework instead of pranks. They could leave the Slytherins alone instead of picking fights. They could let the professors deal with the danger stalking Hogwarts. They COULD...But where's the fun in that?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 80,796 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 6/8/2012 - Published: 1/11/2012 - James P., Sirius B., Remus L., Peter P. - Complete
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 905 - Favs: 3,153 - Follows: 1,450 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto's Quirks by mapplepie reviews
We all know anime/manga Naruto's known as an idiot. Now, how about something different? Let's give him a new quirk, shall we? What about a REALLY ramen obsessed Naruto? A super-negative-emo Naruto? A Kakashi-must-die Naruto? Each chap, different quirk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 1,028 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Naruto U., Team Seven
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 1,073 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Team Ranger by mapplepie reviews
"Team Kakashi? Why are we always Team Kakashi?" Naruto's tired of having the team named after his sensei and wants a change! Kakashi really couldn't care less, and no one bothers to listen to Sasuke anymore. As for the enemy-nin caught up in all this... well, he always knew Konoha-nin were crazy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 153 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 2,370 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Goblet of Fire, Harry's Way by mapplepie reviews
Harry's annoyed of having been bound to participate in the Triwizard Tournament he didn't even want. Why does he have to care? He's getting out of it whether you judges like it or not. What's the safest way to get out of this ... ? Think outside the box.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,672 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 728 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 8/24/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Ludo B. - Complete
Nidaime's Descendant by Sechrima reviews
Unbeknownst to Orochimaru, the Nidaime Hokage took precautionary measures before he died to ensure that no one would be able to control him if they used Edo Tensei on his corpse. This changes everything.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,071 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 1,713 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 2/16/2011 - Naruto U., Tobirama S.
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 1,670 - Follows: 369 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Anything by mewmewstardom reviews
To be a child again...For just a day. For just a moment. The innocence, the joy, the carefree nature...When Itachi is turned into a child, the Akatsuki members realize a few things about themselves, and a lot about Itachi. Not crack. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,002 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Akatsuki - Complete
Vice Versa by Agent Malkere reviews
An accident lands Naruto and Kakashi in an alternate reality where the Akatsuki are rebel freedom fighters and Konoha is under the tyrannical reign of the Rokudaime Hokage - Iruka Umino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,669 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2383 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,195 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
All That Matters by Cherazor reviews
In the darkness of the night, Phineas can't help but ask a question that has been plaguing him all day - doesn't it bother Ferb when he never seems to get the acknowledgment he deserves for the work he does on their projects? No pairings
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/14/2010 - Ferb, Phineas - Complete
Naruto: Alone by Arganaut reviews
The meeting between the council and Sarutobi did not go as planned.... how will Naruto survive growing up without the help of the Third?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 191,428 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,587 - Follows: 1,542 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Harry Potter and Ice Cream Delights by Luckner reviews
Harry Potter knew that a person's life could be changed in a single day, but until a summer day with Luna Lovegood he never knew that his life could be made forever better. Fred and George add their own wicked magic. Harry fights back. For romantics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 158,878 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 2,351 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Eyes of the Broken Soul by TenraiSenshi reviews
Every night since he could remember, it always happened the same way. The beatings, the pain, the cruelty, it never went away. But one night, it all changed and Naruto unlocked a power that would alter his life and the world around him forever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 27,135 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Dolores’ Angels by Sarah1281 reviews
After Umbridge invades the DA and brings Harry to the Headmaster's office to be punished, he finds that the name at the top of the incriminating parchment wasn't 'Dumbledore' Army' but 'Dolores' Angels.' Only one thing to do then: Impersonate a fan club.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 522 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
A Mother's Love: Fire and Blood by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to conquer and rule Konoha. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 118,073 - Reviews: 3612 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 2,122 - Updated: 4/2/2010 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyuubi the BuiltIn Best Friend by Sarah1281 reviews
Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 827 - Follows: 197 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke, I Think I'm Pregnant by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 713 - Follows: 132 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Disturbing Pattern by Sarah1281 reviews
Thinking about the Sannin, Naruto comes to an unsettling realization: two of them and their teacher were all killed by a student of theirs. Could the still-comatose Tsunade be next? Needless to say, he's not going to be taking any chances...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 192 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6507 - Favs: 13,470 - Follows: 5,322 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
The Best Way to Go by lord of the land of fire reviews
At the very end Naruto is able to give Sasuke one final gift.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Complete
Please Don't Eat Me! by Sarah1281 reviews
On their way home from the failed invasion, Temari and Kankuro attempt to deal with issues related to Gaara's apology, including whether he really means it, if he's going to eat them, and whether Naruto is secretly a cult leader.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 195 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Well, He IS Really Old by Sarah1281 reviews
Sasuke and Karin sneak into Konoha with plans to dispose of Danzo once and for all...only to discover he's apparently died of old age. While they try to figure out what to do next, Sai and Naruto show up and suspect foul play...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Bondage Style! by Chilord reviews
A silly little idea I decided to expand on, meant to be silly and comedic, but does have drops of drama and depth to it. At a young age Naruto ducks into a shop, and changes his future. AU Mature themes and innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,635 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 3,445 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Are You Sure it Doesn’t Say Arashi? by Sarah1281 reviews
The morning after Minato signs with the toads, Minato and Jiraiya try to work out just what Minato signed on the scroll. Minato insists he signed his own name but Jiraiya claims it says 'Arashi'...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 84 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Minato N., Jiraiya - Complete
Gaara the Messiah by Sarah1281 reviews
“Look, it was either that or telling everyone you were a zombie.” Gaara's resurrection has unexpected consequences when they have to find a way to explain it without mentioning forbidden jutsu. And sadly, those were two of the more reasonable ideas...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 922 - Follows: 194 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Worst Chuunin Present Ever by Sarah1281 reviews
Post-series. Upon making Chuunin, Naruto and Co are called into Tsunade's office to hear some startling news: Naruto is secretly a girl. And apparently a lesbian. And no, she's still not in love with Sasuke. And why does no one ever tell her these things?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 123 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Hope of a New Dawn by TenraiSenshi reviews
Naruto is captured by Akatsuki at an early age, however, in a twist of fate, some of Akatsuki's own decide to free him from captivity. Now see Naruto as he grows up under the protection of his new misfit caretakers, and the journey of life they share.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,234 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 228 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Needless Gender Confusion by Sarah1281 reviews
In which a girl Haku decides to protect herself while travelling by pretending to be a boy...without actually changing her appearance in the slightest. Zabuza tries to understand her reasoning, but that seems to be as unbalanced as she is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 170 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Zabuza M., Haku - Complete
Well, He’s Got to Start Asking Questions Sometime by Sarah1281 reviews
During his epic battle with Itachi, Sasuke realizes that this may be his last chance for answers and that nothing he's hearing makes any sense so he decides to finally start asking questions. He's kind of new at this, though, so might take awhile...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 177 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Talked Into Self Sacrifice by Sarah1281 reviews
Hyuuga Hizashi was just minding his own business when he was accosted by a Hyuuga elder with a mad plan to save Hiashi from his own mistake: talking his twin into agreeing to a trade.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Hizashi H., Hiashi H. - Complete
Madara Wants to do WHAT to the Moon? by Sarah1281 reviews
After the summit, Gaara finds Naruto and explains to him what Madara's current 'Master Plan' is. Needless to say, Naruto is not impressed and his faith in Madara's sanity takes a huge nosedive. "He either didn't think this through or he's lying to us."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 1,759 - Follows: 379 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
The Secret Origins of the Bell Test by Sarah1281 reviews
Even though they both knew it was a bad idea, Hashirama needed an apprentice so Tobirama had to take a team. What they DIDN’T expect was to create the infamous bell test to get out of going over paperwork or to begin to turn the team against the Uchiha…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,383 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 74 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Could Have Been Worse by Sarah1281 reviews
After listening to his team complaining AGAIN just because he showed up nine hours late, Kakashi decides he has the worst team ever and wonders what it would be like if he'd gotten a different team...on second thought, maybe Team 7's not so bad.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 134 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Kakashi H. - Complete
The Power of Fanaticism versus the Power of Youth by Sarah1281 reviews
Since Danzo's trial-run as Hokage doesn't really 'work out', it's time to select a new candidate. As the Daimyo is clearly susceptible to loud people, Shikaku only has one choice to prevent Danzo from picking one of his puppets: Maito Gai for Rokudaime.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 606 - Follows: 128 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Madara’s Dramatic Exit by Sarah1281 reviews
Hashirama and Tobirama were only trying to assure Madara that winning the Hokage battle didn't mean they were planning on destroying the Uchiha, but they end up accidentally inspiring Danzo and feeding Madara's paranoia until he gets fired as clan head…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
Lee's Inexplicable Crush by Sarah1281 reviews
After the Chuunin Exam preliminaries, Neji and Tenten sit down and try and figure out why in the world Lee likes Sakura so much when they have almost nothing in common and practically no shared values. It...doesn't go very well.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/13/2009 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Gai's Very Own Eternal Rival by Sarah1281 reviews
After three years of brooding on his public humiliation, Kisame finally faces Gai again only to realize he has no idea who he is. Well that won't do! The epic battle over Gaara can wait. Let Operation: Remember Me! begin...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Kisame H., Gai M. - Complete
Since When is Danzo the Voice of Reason? by Sarah1281 reviews
Upon hearing that Danzo wants to start treating Sasuke like a missing-nin, Sakura and Naruto run off to beg him to reconsider. Perturbed, Danzo points out that he IS a missing-nin and why they have to start acting like it, regardless of nostalgia.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 64 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Naruto U., Danzō S. - Complete
Yay We Passed by Sarah1281 reviews
After passing Kakashi's bell test, Naruto asks Sasuke why's he's not more excited. The Uchiha reveals that it was inevitable that they would, not only because he's amazing, but because of politics. His team doesn't understand, so he's forced to elaborate.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 120 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Birth of a Rivalry by Sarah1281 reviews
Though it pains Sakura greatly, she knows that it’s for the best that she and her best friend become bitter rivals…over a boy who cannot stand either of them. Ino, naturally, is confused and tries to change Sakura’s mind. Inevitably, they get sidetracked.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Leaf Village? Seriously? by Sarah1281 reviews
Madara, Izuna, Hashirama, and Tobirama meet to name the village and finalize the constitution. It quickly dissolves into an epic shogi match with Tobirama inadvertently convincing his students that the Uchiha are evil. It's all harmless, though...right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 83 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Hashirama S., Tobirama S. - Complete
An Answer at Last by Sarah1281 reviews
When Kiba finds out that Naruto STILL hasn’t responded to Hinata’s love confession, he drags her off to confront Naruto, who’s talking with Sakura, who’s convinced he loves HER. Or does he love Sasuke? The time has come to sort this out. Not Kiba/Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,404 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 75 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Naruto U., Kiba I. - Complete
Oh, Did You Have a Sob Story Too, Sasuke? by Sarah1281 reviews
Naruto is hurt that Sasuke didn't tell him about Itachi...or did he? Sasuke insists he talks about it all the time but Naruto hears too many sob stories to keep them all straight, Itachi tries to catch up with Sasuke and Kisame just wants to kill someone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 458 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seal Shatter by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU/AR, mid-Chuunin Exams on. Orochimaru fails to seal the Kyuubi's chakra in the Forest of Death. Naruto interferes with Sasuke's curse mark. And what's wrong with the Hokage? Read and review, please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 36 - Words: 125,834 - Reviews: 2292 - Favs: 4,571 - Follows: 1,922 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 4/24/2009 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] Naruto U. - Complete
Getting Revenge Without Being a Total Prick by Sarah1281 reviews
After beating Orochimaru, Sasuke hears of Shikamaru's success in getting revenge on Hidan in about a week and decides that since he's made little progress on that himself in the last eight years, he should seek him out and ask for some friendly advice...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 82 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Shikamaru N. - Complete
There’s Faith and then There’s THAT by Sarah1281 reviews
In which Jiraiya and the Council team up to try and convince the Sandaime that revealing Naruto's Jinchuuriki status to everyone in Konoha is not exactly the best plan and Sarutobi professes his great faith in the people of Konoha constantly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 422 - Follows: 102 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Jiraiya, Hiruzen S. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,333 - Follows: 290 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Let's Kill Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
As per Shikamaru's request, Sakura and Naruto have a chat about whether or not it would be for the best to just kill Sasuke and get it over with or let him continue to be an idiot and possibly start a war. Spoilers for recent Manga chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Choosing the Fourth by Sarah1281 reviews
In which the Third Hokage, the three Sannin, and the Yellow Flash decide on the Fourth Hokage by means of 'not its', addressing a series of hypothetical situations, and seeing who's brave enough to put on Tsunade's cursed necklace.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 275 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Minato N., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Melt by pudgypudge reviews
As a child, Naruto is taken in by Sarutobi to be his chosen successor to the mantle of Hokage. He develops a bloodline long thought lost to the world and learns along the way that, though he may be hated for his demon, his Will of Fire will burn brightly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 228,417 - Reviews: 5142 - Favs: 5,630 - Follows: 4,991 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Naruto U.
A Few Angry Words by lord of the land of fire reviews
A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: “Hiashi-sama,” Naruto bowed once more. “I ask you to make a bargain with me.” To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream. Nar X Hin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 172,186 - Reviews: 6177 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 2,393 - Updated: 5/7/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Fire Shadow's Son by Quill of Molliemon reviews
AU, post-Valley of the End. What if Kakashi made it to the valley in time? What if the events of the Kyuubi's defeat played out differently? How would things turn out then? Yondaime lives! Please read and review!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,769 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 3,517 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 2/16/2009 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
sky is falling by slexenskee reviews
but the world isn't ending. With the recovery of Orochimaru's Edo-Tensei, Minato is able to spend his final day in Konoha with the son he never met. Minato-Naruto centric
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,425 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 76 - Published: 2/5/2009 - Minato N., Naruto U. - Complete
Crash by Sevlow reviews
Colonel Mustang and Fullmetal fight to keep each other alive in the wake of a deadly car accident. One-shot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,209 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 212 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Order of the Phoenix: Reconvened by James D. Fawkes reviews
The wizarding world is gone. Harry Potter, master of the Hallows, must change this outcome. With the Elder Wand in one hand and his phoenix feather wand in the other, Harry goes back to change his future. Cerberus shall dine well tonight.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,640 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 514 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 891 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Silent Warrior by TawnyShyrell reviews
Naruto, Sakura, and Jiraiya are desperately looking for Sasuke and Orochimaru. In a quiet village, Naruto learns a new jutsu. But can he learn to master it in time to help Sasuke, or will Naruto loose himself to the power he now weilds.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,364 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 5/24/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Mother's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
Uzumaki Kushina survived her son's birth and the Kyuubi's attack. Now she must do everything in her power to protect him and help him reach his dream, to be Hokage. Naru X Hina X Yugito
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 101 - Words: 376,514 - Reviews: 9366 - Favs: 7,627 - Follows: 3,621 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Altered History by Geor-sama reviews
Meet Uzumaki Naruto, the number one prankster ninja. He lives in Konoha...and has a dark secret so large that NOBODY knows, not even Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 323,140 - Reviews: 2419 - Favs: 4,993 - Follows: 2,829 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
The Hokage Great and Terrible by lord of the land of fire reviews
What if someone other than Namikaze Minato had been chosen to be the Yondaime? Things might have worked out very, very differently. AU, a bit dark and a bit tragic. A little Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,341 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 344 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Origins: A Young Remus Lupin Story COMPLETE by FullMoonDreams reviews
Remus Lupin is admitted to Hogwart's where he finds friends and enemies as he struggles to keep the secret that he is a werewolf safe. Now HBP & DH compliant. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 44 - Words: 102,272 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Phone Calls From Nobody by brumalbreeze reviews
They started when he was fifteen. Phone calls from nobody. He just wanted to hear the voice of this nobody and to know who it is. But what is the price to this simple want? [NaruSaku, Hinted SasuNaru, Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,566 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Icha Icha Fantasy by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto, fed up with all of Jiraiya’s research, tries to figure out what the big deal is by writing his own book. And Sakura slowly falls in love after reading it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,087 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 3,183 - Follows: 714 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 1,960 - Follows: 518 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Go, Go, Harry Potter! by Ana Luthor reviews
What could save Harry from a dreadful afternoon? Watch Mighty Morphin Powers Rangers – The Movie. With Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,355 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/3/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Pop! Goes the Weasel by Shi no Kuroko reviews
It is Sasuke's 13th birthday! He recieves this odd gift and can't figure out what it is so he enlists the help of his teammates and teacher. Oneshot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
Eternally Yours by Princess of Wands reviews
Luna has a secret admirer whose gifts and letters cause the school to speculate. But as the messages become more sinister and even dangerous, it's up to Harry to save her before it's too late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,754 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/17/2005 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
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Fixing Time reviews
Voldemort was defeated, and everything was going well. But Voldemort had a backup plan. Now everything has changed, and Luna Lovegood has to go back and fix time in order to save the world from darkness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Luna L., Lily Evans P.
The Village Hidden in the Waves reviews
After Danzo takes over as Hokage and starts messing with the city he loved, Naruto leaves Konoha and with a little help forms his own hidden village. takes place right after the chunnin exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U.
The Black Castle reviews
A little boy enters a black castle to find something important. Will he get it, or will the evil of the castle eat his soul?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Since when did Naruto know about revenge? reviews
When Naruto catches up to Sasuke at the valley of the end, instead of fighting, they have a talk about how stupid Sasuke is to run off and join Orochimaru when it is obviously what Itachi would want him to do.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete