Okay, so I guess a bit about myself?

Name: Ano N. Ymous (It's the internet, of course)

Age: 20

Sex: Male

DOB: Hatched on May 1995

A Little Bit About Me

Occupation: Member of the United States Armed Services- Due to this fact, I will occasionally have long periods where I will not be updating or even remotely active. If such happens, don't worry. I'll be back eventually.

Okay, so I guess I should put some stuff about me here, huh? To start with, I was born in raised in Florida. Y'know? The place everyone says looks like a dick hanging off the lower right hand side of a map of the United States? Yup, my state was America's dick joke. Not an overall bad place to live though. Lived there about 18 or so years until after I graduated from highschool. After that, I joined the U.S Navy, and I'm currently stationed overseas. Due to this, when I'm ashore at least, I can find plenty of inspiration for my works. As well as plenty of Monster, something anyone who's read my works will note is a reccuring object I show gratitude to far more often than a normal human should be able to withstand without having a heart attack. Meh.

So, I guess my likes and dislikes now?

Likes: I guess to start with, I love anime. Yeah, good luck and all getting stationed in Japan, the world's provider, source, and overall heaven for anime. I thank RNJesus everyday for this good fortune. Oh, and if that little joke went over your heads, it's a play on RNG, the Random Number Generator, the most hated and loved thing ever. And if that didn't make it obvious, I also love video games. First Person Shooters are probably tied right now for favorite genre with RPG's. In terms of specific games, for now that'd be the Souls series (Demon Souls, Dark Souls, and Bloodborne), Destiny, Battlefield, and Freedom Wars (little game on the Vita, similar to God Eater). Otherwise, I like reading, science, puzzles, and mathematics.

Dislikes: This is going to be abridged, so that I don't run out of room listing them all. Stupidity, campers (anyone who games will know exactly why), anything that requires teamwork (I like the option of going solo), bad cosplay, "know-it-alls"... I'll stop there for now. I don't wanna go too in depth.

So, let's try food now?

Favorites: Strawberries, Pizza, and Corned Beef take my top three spots.

Least Favorites: Vegetables. 'Nuff said.

Uhm... what next? Occupation, likes and dislikes, food... Hobbies?

Hobbies: This is a rather simple list. Playing games and reading both tie for the #1 spot here, but writing my stories is a pretty close second. After that, learning. Simple as that.

My Stories

I guess, I'll put in a little word here about the stories I've written. For starters, they're all based on a webshow called RWBY, the brainchild of Month Oum. You may remember him from such epic works like Haloid and/or Dead Fantasy, two videos that showcased his insane talent witrh digital media editing (I think that's what it's called). Regardless, his skill was flawless. And when RWBY was created... well, this may be a bit embarassing, but I mainly got into the series for one reason. The first trailer. The Red Trailer. Up until this point, I didn't know who RoosterTeeth was, and I only had a vague idea of what Red vs. Blue was. But a friend had me watch the trailer following S.10 of RvB, and I was mesmerized. The animation wasn't top class like some animes, but it had it's own charm. But that's not what got my attention. It was the seemingly harmless, adorable girl in the trailer. At first, I had the same idea s a lot of others. "Little Red Riding Hood knock off with fighting. Oh boy (sarcasm)" I was soon blown off of my ass when she pulled out Crescent Rose, and when the video was done, I rewatched it. A LOT. Fast forward a couple of months and I find this site, with few stories for my favorite (hopeful) pairing, Ruby and Jaune. I remeber my first fic was Every Rose has it's Thorns. This one was a test of sorts, getting myself into fanfic writing. After that though, I began my first long project, a pretty well known RubyxJaune fic titled Love is a Knight-mare. This fic is the one I consider to be my real first fic on this site. Due to my dying inspiration however, it no longer gets the love it deserves. A fact that mortifies me every time I see it's summary reminding me that I haven't updated it in a LONG time.