Fullmetal Naruto Cross

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"I asked for ninjas and I get a bunch of brats? Emo wonder over there looks ready to slit his wrists with his duck butt hairstyle, that creepy guy reminds me of one of those haunted dolls you hear about in a story, and that pink haired boy looks ready to faint!" Team Sannin and 8 both began snickering when the drunken client stumbled into the room and immediately dissed Team 'Useless' as the other teams called Team 7.

"The red haired girl loo-" In an instant all laughter stopped and Ed was in front of the guy, his sword back out and slicing the sake bottle in half as he released KI towards the old man.

"Don't insult my kaa-san." Edward growled, none of the others stopped him as the Bridge Builder began shaking slightly in fear as he stared at the golden eyed boy.

"Edward no killing or maiming the clients." Izumi said reaching forward and lightly bonking the boy on the head with one knuckle before she glared at Tazuna.

"And you'd be wise to sober up, and if you say one thing about my boys…" Izumi trailed off, cracking her knuckles and flaring her KI, which had Tazuna on his knees and Sakura passed out on the floor.

"I'm sure you get where I was going with that. Besides even if Team 7 isn't ready, Team 8 and my boys are. Not to mention we have three Jonin's and two Sannin coming along so there's not much that will be able to stop this mission from being a success." Izumi said smiling sweetly as she reigned in the KI and left the guy staring at her wide eyed and shivering.

"You're scary you know that Kaa-nee?" Kiba asked blankly as he stared at Izumi who smirked a bit at her title amongst most of the fellow Genin, mainly Team 8 and 9 though…

"Kaa-nee?" Tsunade asked arching an eyebrow since this was the first time she heard that title.

"Well aside from Hinata, most of us from her class still have our mothers so we can't just call her kaa-san. So instead we compromise with Kaa-nee cause she acts as a mixture of a mother and older sister to us. Hinata just calls her Izumi-Kaa." Kiba said shrugging his shoulders while Kurenai smiled slightly and shrugged her shoulders as she looked at Tsunade, Shizune, Jirayai and even at Tazuna.

"I'll be the first to admit that Izumi is one of the most motherly people I know. She even tries to mother me and some of my friends, despite us being older than her!" Kurenai said smiling slightly while Tsunade just blinked at her granddaughter who didn't meet her eyes, instead clenching her fist slightly while the Elric brothers stood beside her supportively.

"Kaa-san?" Alphonse asked softly in Amestris, making Kurenai's eyes widen slightly.

"I'm fine. Just harder to keep my motherly side in control with my younger body." Izumi replied in the same language causing Kurenai's eyes to widen a little further.

"We'll meet at the west gate in Fifteen minutes, and pack for a week at least. Ja ne." Kakashi said ignoring the strange language Izumi and one of her boys were speaking in, not like he cared, as he disappeared in a swirl of leaves.

"Knowing Hatake that means meet up at the west gate in three hours and fifteen minutes with enough gear to last at least a month. Izumi-chan. Mind if I talk to you for a bit?" Kurenai asked sighing as she looked at her students before turning and looking at Izumi who raised an eyebrow but shrugged her shoulders.

"Sure Nai-nee." Izumi said following the older woman out of the door and across several roof tops while those left in the room looked at each other confused.

"So…" Kurenai began as they stopped at an empty training ground that had a serene looking pond in the center.

"So….what?" Izumi asked raising an eyebrow at the older woman who looked at her and smirked.

"What were the chances that you were reborn with your old name Curtis-san?" Kurenai asked in Amestris, making Izumi's eyes widen for a second as she looked at the older woman before she smirked.

"About one in a million. Armstrong isn't it?" Izumi asked making Kurenai nod at her with a small smile before flaring her chakra in a certain pattern.

"And I'm not the only one either…"

"Yosh! My lovely siste-" Might Gai abruptly cut himself off from the greeting when he saw that the red haired Genin Izumi Uzumaki-Elric was with his reborn sister who smirked.

"Curtis-san you remember my brother Alex. He was reborn with the name Might Gai here. Alex you remember the Elric boys teacher Izumi Curtis? Well…meet Izumi Uzumaki-Elric." Kurenai said smirking as she looked at Might who blinked for a moment before grinning brightly while Izumi blinked for a moment before flaring her chakra in a pattern.

"Kaa-san! What's wrong?" Edward asked immediately appearing on scene with a leaf Shunshin, his brother behind him by half a second as they appeared ready to fight.

"Nothing boys. Edward, Alphonse…say hello to your Aunt Kurenai…or as you knew her…Brigadier General Olivier Armstrong. And of course I'm sure you remember her younger brother Alex Armstrong?" Izumi asked making her sons blink once…twice…and stare at the two before Gai moved first and sweeped them both up into a back breaking hug.

"Elrics! It is good to see you again!" Gai said bellowing the words while Izumi stood beside Kurenai watching amused as another woman appeared on scene with a stick of dango in her mouth and a kunai in her hand.

"What is it Nai-chan?" Anko asked looking alarmed as she looked from her girlfriend and Izumi to the brothers being suffocated by Gai.

"Anko-chan…meet Izumi Curtis, or Izumi Uzumaki as we know her now, and her sons the Elric brothers. Izumi-chan, Elric-kuns…this is Anko…otherwise known…as Lust."