Please take you time to vote on my poll, thank you very much in advance

I'm making AMVs again and they're better than ever! See! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oy_ZNVQBCa8

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of american teens would die if Abecrombe and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breath. If your one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off as you watch the others copy this to your profile.

Love knows no gender, age or color. If you totally agree with me, put this in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you dont watch laguna beach, or the O.C., or the hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, then copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

Female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.

Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.

Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together

Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Woman: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?

Man: Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

Woman: Really? I have the incredible urge to plant my foot up your @$$.

Man: Can I borrow your phone? I have to call God and tell him one of his angels is missing!

Woman: Can I borrow yours? I have to report that the mental hospital is missing one of its patients.

Something to note: 'Liar, liar pants on fire' translated into French and then back into English is: 'Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted.

Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?

If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?

So what's the speed of dark?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?

If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Why is it called common sense if it's so rare?

If con is the opposite of pro, is "Congress" the opposite of "progress"?

Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?

Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?

Why does an "X" stand for a kiss?

Why does the word "Filipino" start with the letter F ?

Why are the copyright dates on movies and television shows written in Roman numbers?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why are there so many "why" questions?

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR PROFILE! I BELIEVE!

Almost every teenager talks on their phone for hours on end. If your one of the few who dosn't, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list. gothgirl-narutofan, Kuro Uchiha, Sacra Nox, Haruko-Uzumaki, Heza-chan x3, totalnarutofangirl85, iliveinthetwilight, Sailor Light37, percabeth-you know you love it, Sayaalv

98 percent of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. Copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 percent that is laughing your ass off.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Name Stuff... Uhm... Stuff

1. Your real name: Sybil

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Silxby

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Syb-izzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Red Wolf

5. Your Soap Opera name (your middlename and the street you live on): Mae Frances Coburg

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first): Hensyb (...)

7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Chipper (...isn't that contradictory or something)

Warning: You must look at one line only at a time or else it won't work

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she repost this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Boys are like trees-they take 50 years to grow up.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it’s gone.

I'm the kind of girl who would fall flat on my face, get up, laugh my head off, and say " That was fun!

“Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.”

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.”

Life isn’t passing me by, it’s trying to run me over.

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Was that an earthquake, or did I just rock your world?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

Did you know Sarcasm is your body’s natural defense against stupidity?

Never knock on Death’s door, ring the doorbell and run away, he hate that.

Paper may beat rock, but cannon ball make big hole in paper.

The pen may be mightier than the sword, but my keyboard can crush your crummy pen!

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Life is just the Grim Reaper procrastinating

Don’t follow me, I’m lost too.

This is Bob. Bob likes sharp things. I suggest you run from Bob.

Definition of Your Mom: How to answer a question when you’re bored

Definition of homework: Some form of crude mind control still used in some primitive areas.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps... I tend to walk into walls, and off the occasional cliff.

I’m not afraid of Death, what’s it gonna do kill me?

I’ll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at people you hate.

It doesn’t matter whether the glass is half empty or half full just drink it and get it over with.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

The world is full of crazy people. THEY MADE ME THEIR LEADER.

So what if we act like immature idiots? We’re having fun.

When French people swear do they say pardon my English?

Aren’t the ‘good things that come to those who wait’ just the leftovers from the people that got there first?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out”?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Isn’t it funny how the word ‘politics’ is made up of the words ‘poli’ meaning ‘many’ in Latin, and ‘tics’ as in ‘bloodsucking creatures’?

Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Life sucks and then you die.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down?

Why do people say, “You can’t have your cake and eat it too”? Why would someone get cake if they can’t eat it?

“When life hand you lemons, throw those lemons right back at it and tell life to make its own dang lemonade”

Don’t mess with me I’ve got a stick.

Darcy- "Come to Cloud Tower. We have COOKIES!" Bloom- "Nah, Alfea has cake." Darcy- "ooh! Can I be a fairy?!"

I smile because I have no idea what’s going on!

Life was so simple when boys had cooties

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

I’m the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n’ slide.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I don’t obsess! I think intensely.

Of course I’m talking to myself. Who else can I trust?

Let me know if anything I say offends you, I might wanna offend you later.

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling

When I am at Hogwarts I will not: Sing “I’m Off to See the Wizard” when sent to the Headmasters office.

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my powers.

All the good ones are gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies.

The greatest challenge in life is to find someone who knows all your flaws, differences, and mistakes, and yet still sees the best in you.

“When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.”

“Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.”

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else”

“Real girls aren’t perfect, perfect girls aren’t real.”

“I’d rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I’m not.”

“What is easy is not always right, and what is right is not always easy.”

A recent survey stated that the average person’s greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you’re telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I’m not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Death is God’s way of saying “You’re fired.” Suicide is Human’s way of saying “You can’t fire me- I quit!”

“He who stands on a windowsill to see how far out he can lean without falling is a moron.”

“If you know me, chances are you hate me.”

Shut up voices or I’ll poke you with a fork

If at first you don’t succeed skydiving isn’t for you.

Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrieve them.

Set sail in a general that way direction.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

I’m sick of following my dreams, I’m just gonna ask where they're going and hook up with them later.

Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in you face?

All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.

When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go.

Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it

I'm a part of the ANTI HADES HATERS club, copy and paste on to your profile, add your name to the list SweetyamiyugigirlHappyfish and tell DaughterofPoseidon32498 that you did! GO HADES!! Percabeth-you know you love it

Girl #1- I love Greek Mytholagy

Girl #2- I hate mytholagy

Girl #1- Do you like to learn?

Girl #2- Not really

Girl #1- Do you like school?

Girl #2- No.

Girl #1- Do you like to read?

Girl #2- Yes

Girl #1- Congrates your one step above moron, two steps above dumass and one step below ideot. But your a hundred miles from smart and a thousend light years from genus.

I hate when people say Hades is the devil! If you actully read Greek Myths he is the god of death meaning good and bad people go to him when they die. He is not evil, he is strict but fair. "But he kidnapped Persephone." Well if you were surrounded by the dead all the time wouldnt you want someone to love and one of the most beutiful people to lighten up the place. The underworld probably got lonly and a three headed dog and the dead are not that great of coversaion holder

FactsOfLife

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?

As you make your way through this hectic world of ours, set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year, you'll have a couple of days saved up.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world wonder how you did it.

Life is like a pack of gum . . . I've yet to figure out why.

Be insane . . . because well behaved girls never made history.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

It’s always the last place you look. Of course it is why would I keep looking after I’ve found it?

Person #1: Happiness is just around the corner! Person #2: Too bad the world is round!

Growing old is mandatory . . . growing up is optional . . .

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But we teenage girls are good at 2 things: Staying Strong, and Being Ourselves.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

I'm not random, I just have many thougt- OH! A KITTY!

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. (...that anyone knows about)

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. (...They already know)

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. (...Look above.)

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. (...And i would want to do that why?)

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. (But we do it anyways)

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. (..Or Skittles.)

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. (Mine will be the only one without lipstick on it.)

if you believe these or think they are true, copy them onto your profile:

there are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

the rules only apply if you get caught.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but the still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

"I'm not suffering from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."

"Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have the film."

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."

Eve was not taken out of Adam's head to top him, neither out of his feet to be trampled on by him, but out of his side to be equal with him, under his arm to be protected by him, and near his heart to be loved by him. Matthew Henry

If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she's late? Nobody. J. D. Salinger (i sure don't)

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is retard cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on!

Fun Quotes!

Sarcasm is my automatic response to stupidity. (No, really? I had no idea the stove top was hot when turned on!)

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

Come to the Dark Side, we have COOKIES!

Welcome to the Dark Side! Have a cookie! Oh, that red liquid leaking out of it? ...That's jelly.

Welcome to the Dark Side, are you surprised we lied about the cookies?

Life isn't trying to pass me by, it's trying to run me over. (And my mom is the driver.)

When Life gives you lemons, turn them into apples and leave people wondering how the heck you did it!

When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye and demand candy.

I didn't trip. I was just testing gravity... It still works.

I didn't trip. I was simply hugging the floor.

Secret Admirer? More like a stalker with stationary.

When I say 'LOL,' I'm not 'laughing out loud.' I just have nothing better to say.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (Wouldn't that hurt your foot more than your computer?)

Nobody's going to win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy. (...or distracting the enemy by flirting with your teammates.)

Heaven doesn’t want me, and Hell’s afraid I’ll take over. (...I already have)

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit just a little bit harder.

I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. (Damn straight!)

If Walmart is lowering prices daily, then how come none of it is free yet?

Forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them more! (I love this one!)

Never take Life seriously; no one gets out alive anyway!

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

He who laughs last didn't get the joke.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it! (And I'm not afraid to admit it!)

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to punch the person square in the face.

If you can't convince them, confuse them. (...or kiss your girlfriend and watch how red they turn.)

When life gives you skittles, chuck them at people's faces and say, "Taste the freakin rainbow!" (I did that to my stuck up English teacher back in Eighth Grade)

Don't worry about the world ending today, it's already tomorrow in Australia (Are you sure?)

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... it's about learning to dance in the rain (My personal favorite is the Conga line)

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. (Or catch the wind in their bare hands.)

Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?'

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. (That explains a lot actually.)

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed (What else would I do with an apple? Eat it?)

A stranger will stab you in the back, a friend will stab you in the front, a boyfriend will stab you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. (Only when i need it...which is NEVER!)

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss." (Douglas Adams writes some of the craziest stories)

I didn't loose my brain, I sold it on Ebay! *smiles happily* (Damn straight! And the zombie who bought it wanted his money back!)

I don't obsess! I think intensely.

If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. (It will be painful!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

This is absolutely hilarious!!

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was

born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When

I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you

go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism

1) When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons and ask for your oranges again!

2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

3) Whoever said 'Nothing's impossible,' obviously never tried to slam a revolving door!

4) I'm not afraid of Death. What's it gonna do, Kill me?

5) Love your enimies...it makes them SO mad!

6) You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

7) God made Adam. Then said "I can do better." Then he made Eve.

(This is SO me!)

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If YOU'RE one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into YOUR profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

Sorry, I'm getting into lots of quotes...its just so friggin funny? Agree, agree?

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever had an argument with yourself, copy this to your profile. ( I LOST!!)

If you've ever had a conversation with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever lost a bet to yourself, copy this to your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped on a person, copy this into your profile. (yep, and successfully knocked them down then I asked them why they were in my way. )

I'm the kind of girl who walks into a door and apologizes.

I'm the kind of girl who would burst out laughing in a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

We fall for stupid boys, we make lots of dumb mistakes, we like to act stupid, talk really fast, and laugh really loud. But us teenage girls our good at one thing: Staying Strong.

I see Normal people! QUICK!! Take a picture!!

Slinky Escalator = Endless fun

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

IF Miley Cyrus were standing on top of the Empire State Building, 94 percent of children and teens would be crying their eyes out. Sign and re-post if you'd be part of the 6 percent yelling "JUMP MILEY JUMP!" ChrissiMissi01, glossygirl125, DaisyInTheField, TeamComrade, Katelyn Goode, GallagherGirl459, vampire13eb, percabeth-you know you love it, Sayaalv

This is a true story:

Her dad was a drunk Her mom was an addict Her parents kept her Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair

She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound

Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear And softly cries She loves her parents But they want her to die

She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did

Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made

She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of s!"

The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying

Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor

It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms

(add this to your profile if your against child abuse)

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that writing or reading Fanfic stories is fun and addicting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If boys at your school annoy you paste this onto your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers.

To a guy love is only a chapter but to a girl its her whole book.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

Did you know:

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It's good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been recieved.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot. (Alot meaning all the time...)

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')

You live off of sugar and caffeine (not caffine...but sugar!)

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS (OCs count) AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME/ANIME:

1. Mana Tatsumiya(Negima)

2. Kaede Nagase

3. Asuna Kagurazaka

4. Eclipse (Kiddy Grade)

5. Eclair

6. Un-ou

7. A-ou

8. Dvergr

9. Tweedle Dee

10.Alv

Then ask the following questions

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Mana: *Smacks me on the head with a gun*

Me: What the $$#% hell!!!

Mana: You kept screaming in your sleep..

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Asuna: Ayaka-chan *opens curtain*

Asuna: HOLY-!!! You're breasts are bigger than Kaedes!*blushes*

Me: ...get out...now

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Eclipse: ...Alright i'll bite. How drunk were we when we agreed to this?

Tweedle Dee: Hell if i know but i do know that i'm going to kill Eclair for bringing out the Vodka.

Number 5 cooked you dinner?

Eclair: Do you like French Toast and bacon?

Me: mmm BACON!

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: I wonder how drunk he was to do this.

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: ...This explains a lot actually

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Dvergr:... This actually hurts a little bit.

Me: Considering your lower intestines are starting to hang out i would think so

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: Is she dumb enough to get caught?

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: HEY ALV WATCH OUT!!!!!!

Alv:...

* gets shot by some random guy*

Me: I tried to tell ya

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Mana: ... Here's one of my Sniper Rifles and a Machine Gun have fun and come get me if you need ammo or a flame thrower

Me: Whoop!!!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Me: I'm used to it. Don't worry.

Kaede: Let me get you off of that leg

* carries me bridal style*

Me: I can live with this :-D*nuzzles face in Kaede's neck with a shrug*

Mana: Kaede You bitch... i wanted to carry her

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Me: A baka bat? I can put this to good use.

Asuna and Un-ou: Shit.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Eclipse: *kicks out a wall and carries me out piggy back style*

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Eclair: No wait! I need to get a camera.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:

Mana: Hurt her and you die Alv

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

A-ou: ...be right back baby sis *goes to beat the asshole up*

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Tweedle Dee: Kick their butts but always be elegant and polite about it

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Alv:... crazy is what you are *leaves to find a bucket of cold water to dump on my head*

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: Mana's so HOT!!!

Mana:...I cant argue with that logic

Kaede: ...me either

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

me: Let me get some popcorn to watch this soap opera

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to her parents. Would you get along?

You do realize that Asuna is an orphan right?

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Me: If they were realllllllllllly drunk maybe

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Let me go get A-ou and the girls

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: I need to find my mind first...Why is big brother looking at me like that...oh wait he's just glaring at the idiot behind me...oh BACON!!!

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: You do know you could've just texted me right? i respond faster.

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: ...i need to go find Eclair and a camera...immediately

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: Oh lord help us. Asuna pissed off Eclipse.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: Well they're both mercenaries but not likely *shrugs*

Would 2 trust 5?

Yep! They're both clueless idiots with lots of power. They'd get along like best friends

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Alv:...Don't you have paperwork or something, cheif?

Eclipse: That's why i'm bored

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?

Eclair: Gun practice or punching perverts lights out... hmmm what do you think?

Mana: *shrugs* both i suppose

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Can either of the actually cook?

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

...Probably working part time as a bouncer and waitress or something

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Sure...she has to have had practice with being Alvs mother and all

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Un-ou: ...Is that A-ou...i'll kill you

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?

Me:... Alv is probably harrassing Tweedle Dee about her elegance while Tweedle Dee is insulting Alv

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Mana: ... sorry i guess..

Alv:... alright i guess i can't kill you for that

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?

Tweedle Dee:...must be Tweedle dumb again or some stalker

5 and 6 did a workout together?

Eclair: DAMN CHEIF! How are you that flexible?

Eclipse: practice Eclair practice

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Eclair:...Did you forget my invite or something?

7 won the lottery?

Un-ou: He'd better share it with me

8 had quite a big secret?

Eclair: Oi!!! ALV'S A MILF!!!

All ES members but Dvergr: *laughs hysterically*

9 became a singer?

Can she even sing?

10 got a daughter?

I don't want to even imagine

What would 1 think of 2?

Mana:... im not good with talking about feeling.. but Kaede's sexy lets leave it at that...second only to Saya

Kaede: believe it or not thats the closes thing to she's told me about her feelings..

How would 3 greet 4?

Asuna: Yo blondie! What's up?

Eclipse:...*ignores Asuna*

What would 4 envy about 5?

Eclipse: ehhh i dont envy her temper..* chuckles*

Eclair: *growls* Not funny cheif

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Eclair: a very brutal murderous one

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Too much to list

What would make 7 angry at 8?

If she attacked Un-oh...or me

Where would 8 meet 9?

At a elegant restraunt or cafe maybe

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Tweedle Dee:...i have a crush on both your mom and Eclair

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Nothing. She's already seen it all before

Is 3 gay?

Uhh... Bi at the very least

How do you feel right now?

HAPPPYYYYYYY

A RULES!! KIDDY GRADE RULES!!

1) Is 1 hot? Why or why not?

Of courses!!! Tan girls with black hair and gorgeous eye are always HOTER THAN HELL!!!

2) You wake up in bed with 2, what's your reaction?

Me: Holy SH*T, Mana is gonna kick your ass.. on the bright side YEAAAAHHHH...

Kaede: Hmmm, what?

3) You walk in on 3 having sex with 6, what's your reaction?

Me: Ohhh MY GOD... i need to get a camera

4) You and 4 are having a normal conversation when he/she suddenly asks you out, what's your reaction?

Me: Ok. You might have to keep Eclair from killiing either of us though

5) Describe your relationship with 5 in four words.

Me: She's like a big sister

Eclair: *squeals and glomps me*

6) 6 invites you to the beach! What do you say?

Me: What's in it for you?

7) 7 tells you he/she has a crush on 1, how do you react?

Me: Go for it.

8) It's 8's birthday, what do you get him/her?

Me: *hands her a picture of before Alv went insane and tried to kill her*

9) 9 is depressed. How do you comfort him/her?

Tweedle dee? Go get Lumiere or some tea

10) You accidentally walk in on 10 taking a shower. What do you do?

Me:...Opps?

Alv: you're lucky you're too adorable to be killed

11) 1 says that you are his/her best friend. Your reaction?

Me: HAHA!!! IN YOUR FACES!!! *points at everyone from class 2A*

12) How would 2 confess his/her love to you?

Kaede: ...I love you Saya-

13) You and 3 are in a burning building, what do you and/or 3 do?

Asuna: *kicks out the wall and throws you outside*

14) 4 makes a sexual reference in the middle of a conversation on without noticing. How do you react?

Me:...alrighty then

15) Would you sleep with 5? Why or why not?

Me: Idk... Eclair might like it rough...most likely

16) 6 wants to introduce you to his/her parents. How does it go?

Un-oh:How do you single handedly start off a stink bomb using a cat and a bottle of wine Saya-Chan? Can you teach me

Me: natural TALENT and no way

17) There are rumors that 7 is a real player. What do you do?

Me: *slaps him upside the head*

18) 8 likes 3, but 3 likes you and doesn't know about 8's feelings, what do you do about this?

Me:...good luck

19) 9 is telling a personal secret to 2, but 5 and you are accidentally listening in. What happens?

Me: blackmail need i say more?

20) You discover that 10 is trying to commit suicide! What will you do?

Me: Aw hells no! Dvergr come get you're kid!!

21) 9 and 10 are flirting with you, and 1 is watching. What does 1 do?

Mana: * takes out gun and hands it to me * Help yourself

Me & Kaede: Thanks

22) 2 is bored. What do you do?

Me: I gave Mana a bottle of liquor she should be passed out now

Kaede: *kisses my cheek* thanks Saya-chan!!!

23) 3 confesses to be your long lost sister/brother. What do you say?

Me: That explains a lot too

24) 4 is staring at you. Reaction?

Me: Take a picture Eclipse.

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