IMPORTANT NOTE: Due to circumstances, all of my fanfics areally current on hold. I'm so sorry for any disappointment that you may have

Hey there! As you know, I'm BambiXRonno, and I LOVE writing. I'm forever coming up with story ideas that are really bad but still refuse to leave my head until I write them down, and a lot of them are fanfictions. So, you will probably see a few of them on here. I'm not gonna give away too much personal detail on here either, but here are a few things you may want to know:

I'm a girl

I love writing fanfiction in my spare time

I have a soft spot for crossover couples

I DO support gay couples. I see nothing wrong with it and ship some myself

I'm from England

If you respect my opinion, I will respect yours

I am a Christian. I understand that some people don't want to follow a religion, and I'm not going to try and force my opinion down anyone's throat

I'm very close to my friends

I hate bullying of any kind, the world would be a much better place without it

I can sometimes have a bad habit of deciding to put a character through almost endless pain and torture to make a story interesting

I ADORE Disney!

I now literally have too many favorite ships to keep track of. Seriously, I have more OTP's than I have arm

So... yeah. That's just a bit about me. Some of my fanfics may include:

Link X Ammy

Jackunzel

Mericcup

Johnlock (although it's unlikely many fanfics of Sherlock in general will appear here since I suck at keeping them in character)

Disney characters

Video game characters

Anything else I need to say? Oh, yeah! I would LOVE it if you reviewed my work! I know you probably hear this from a lot of authors, but I would really like to know what you think of my fanfics. Also, I will try to avoid putting Author's Notes as a separate chapter unless its absolutely necessary. I'll try to keep them on the same page as a chapter, so that you can enjoy anything I might write without having to read/skip past authors notes. So, I'll try not to waste time with that.

Some people say that Harry Potter is the best book because it has awesome characters

Some people say that The Mortal Instruments is the best book because it has unexpected plot twists

Some people say that The Hunger Games is the best book because it has an interesting view of the future

I laugh because these people have obviously not read Divergent.

Divergent Potterjay from Idris anyone?

If someone asks me what district I come from, I'll simply tell them that I don't come from a district, because I'm Divergent

How me and my friends insult someone: You're just jealous because you're a factionless mundane from the Capitol that is related to Voldemort!

Merida: Dauntless

Rapunzel: Amity

Hiccup: Erudite

Jack: Abnegation/Divergent

If you hurt my friends, I'm not responsible for your injuries

Did you know that 98% of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93% of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven"

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there!

How to Know if You're Addicted to Fanfiction:

10. You no longer refer to comments as "comments." They are now known only as "reviews."

9. Pens are for idiots, and you wouldn't be caught dead with one. How on earth are you supposed to erase when you want to rewrite?

8. You start laughing at the most inopportune times because you remembered something funny from a fanfic.

7. You pretend to take notes, but really you're getting a head start on your latest ficlet/oneshot/idea.

6. Short disclaimers are for losers. Whoever thinks up the craziest gets a cookie.

5. You can't write for English class because you've used up all your ideas for fanfiction.

4. A great story idea isn't a story idea. It's a plot bunny.

3. You hear people talking about a ship (the water variety), and you jump, like, five feet in the air and act like you've never heard the word used outside of the fanfiction context.

2. Whenever something inspiring happens, you screech, "Ooh! Fanfic idea!" and then immerse yourself in writing for the next three hours.

1. You repost this onto your profile! :)

You Know You're a Writer When:

Every time you hear a song, you think of a new story or one you've already written.

You have the last chapters of a story done before even thinking of the characters names.

You often imagine your books becoming movies.

Spell check is your best friend.

You give even the smallest of characters a huge background, often mentally.

You hesitate before killing of one of your favorite characters.

You smile really big when you are going to finally write a character love scene. (Well, it depends on the character...)

Every time you read something, you make your own story of the same thing.

You'll spend an hour trying to find one word cause you won't dare use a synonym.

Not being able to write is like not being able to pee to you... you just can't hold it in for so long.

You write so fast, you leave out words in a sentence.

You have to tell at least one person your whole story before it's even written.

Things that are written badly annoy you and make you want to re-write it better.

You laugh at jokes you wrote yourself.

You can spell words like 'troublesome' but can't spell 'the' half the time.

If you are not writing or typing, your fingers are moving constantly.

You talk to yourself... constantly.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

When you have to write some sort of story in class, you get carried away.

You would rather die than use words like 'good' or 'nice' and etc.

You put off the last chapter of a story simply because you don't want it to end.

You start to cry when writing about a death or other depressing event you knew was coming, and you are the one writing it.

When on a roll, you will ignore hunger, sleepiness, or the urge to pee until you run out of ideas.

If a story, movie, show, etc. finishes without closure, you have a powerful need to write a suitable ending.

You like to fidget, tap, or chew on the tip of something when you are trying to come up with a new sentence, paragraph, chapter, or story.

You are in love with the thesaurus.

You dream about your stories.

You dream of new stories.

You often revisit some of your old stories.

Someone can call your name twenty times without you hearing if you're writing.

You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you.

You would rather write than go out.

Your/you're and their/there/they're errors send you into an apoplectic fit.

You get cranky if you don't get to write.

You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down.

You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep.

Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food.

A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes.

You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters.

Following up on the previous statement, the feeling is often mutual.

You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say.

Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much.

Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself.

You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that which comes from above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off sugar and caffeine.

People think you're insane.

You think you're insane.

You check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then disappear off the face of the earth the next.

Your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

The letters on your keyboard are splattered with nail polish and/or food from all of those times you were too lazy to get up.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have ADD.

You think it'd be cool to have ADD.

You constantly start talking in the third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason.

Your friends stopped looking at you funny a loooooooong time ago.

However, the above does not apply to the general public.

You failed English 101.

Psst, if you have made it to this message, then congratulations, you have earned yourself a free cookie. Unless you skipped to here without reading all of the above, in which case you get no cookie

You Know You're a Book Nerd If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.

You stay up to read a book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.

Just about everything you do revolves around reading. If you're not reading, you're probably on fanfiction.net, drawing fan art, etc.

You try to get all of your friends to read your favorite books.

Everything reminds you of the book.

You quote random lines all the time.

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your computer.

You've got a book memorized.

You've read a specific book more than five times.

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days.

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.

Friends will make plans with your parents before they come to your house.

Best friends will barge through the door and yell, “I’M HOME!”

Friends will bring you your homework when you’re home sick.

Best friends will stuff it down a paper shredder for you and then blame it on their dog.

Friends will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

Best friends will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you.

Friends ask you to write down your number for them.

Best friends have you on speed dial.

Friends have to be told not to tell anyone.

Best friends already know not to tell.

Friends will help you when you’re lost.

Best friends will give you bad directions and screw with your compass.

Friends will go with you to a concert.

Best friends will help you kidnap the band.

Friends will hide you from the cops.

Best friends are probably the reason they are after you.

Friends will bail you out of prison.

Best friends will be sitting next to you saying, “We screwed up, didn't we? But dang... that was awesome!"

Friends will find you your Prince Charming.

Best friends will find him, kidnap him, and then bring him to you.

Friends will comfort you when he breaks up with you.

Best friends will call him and whisper into the receiver, “Seven days…”

Friends will help you learn how to drive.

Best friends will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect the insurance.

Friends borrow your stuff for a few days and then return it.

Best friends have had your stuff for so long they’ve forgotten it’s yours.

Friends will leave when they feel insulted.

Best friends will forgive you even if you don’t know what you said wrong.

Friends will ask you if you’re okay when you’re crying.

Best friends will cry with you and then go beat up the sorry loser who made you cry.

Friends will offer you a soda.

Best friends will dump theirs on you.

Friends will console you when your house catches on fire.

Best friends will roast marshmallows and flirt with the firemen.

Friends will ask, “Hey, are you okay?”

Best friends will load up their shotgun before you can tell them what's wrong.

Friends tell you that you look nice.

Best friends will tell you that your outfit looks like puke and help you find a new one ten minutes before school starts.

Friends say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.

Best friends help pick out your studs, take before and after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

Friends roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).

Best friends start rambling with you.

Friends smile amusedly when you get obsessed with something.

Best friends get obsessed with you.

Friends say "See you later!"

Best friends say "I LUUUUUUUUUHHHHHVVVV you!!! DON'T LEEEEEAVVVE!" and tackle/hugs you.

Friends forgive you.

Best friends hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

Friends tell jokes with you.

Best friends have countless inside jokes with you.

Friends will help you move.

Best friends will help you move the bodies.

Friends meet your boyfriend and say "Nice to meet you."

Best friends meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you.

Friends think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.

Best friends are jumping right after you.

Friends come over every couple of months for a sleepover.

Best friends are your weekend boarders.

Friends are shy around your boyfriend.

Best friends will tease him until he blushes redder than a fire truck.

Friends call you crazy for running through the bleachers yelling, “IT’S PICKLE TIME!”

Best friends say, "NO. IT'S CUCUMBER TIME!" and then run with you.

Friends will be crying at your funeral.

Best friends will be sitting in jail for killing the guy who murdered you.

Friends will ignore this.

Best friends will repost this crap!

Is there anything else I need to point out? Nope? Well, if I think of something, I'll put it in. See you soon!