WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY...

So, when I wrote that Dark had a plan at the end of last chapter, I'll admit it - I didn't actually know what the plan was. I really had no idea - I just tossed the line in there cause it sounded good.

I figured out what the plan was...

Anyways, this chapter starts out with a lemon! I know, right? Last chapter, I was like, "Oh, I don't know, I'll write a lemon eventually..." Well, this chapter segues straight into the hard-core guyxguy fucking. So, yeah, watch out for that.

Vaati enters the common area to his and his lover's quarters with a sigh, slinging his travelling gear onto the couch with an easy flourish. "Ganon? Dark?" Faint sniggering echoes from the left - a small side hall leads to the Gerudo's private room, it's door slightly ajar. Feeling only slightly uneasy, the Piccori approaches the door, carefully pushing it wide -

The shriek of terror that bursts from within at his entrance is enough to make him leap back, slamming the door behind him. Another fit of giggles burst from within, and garnet eyes narrow. The windmage waits until his breathing slows to a steady rate before carefully pushing the door open again. "Dark? ...Ganondorf?"

This time, he doesn't jump at the scream, though he does stare with incredulty at the scene which greets him - both of his lovers, wearing only pants, curled in the corner and cowering away from him, eyes wide. The two parties stare at each other for a lond moment, but Vaati is the first to move, slinging his bag onto the Gerudo's bed and plopping himself down. Stretching out on the soft mattress, head propped up on the veritable mountain of pillows, he once more eyes the pair, a single eyebrow arching upward.

"What the fuck?"

Dark is the first of the pair to speak, his voice cracking as he struggles not to burst into peals of laughter. "Oh, please don't hurt us, mighty Vaati! We promise to do as you command!"

Ganon's eyes are bright, but his poker face is better than the shadows - his voice is almost bored as he nods in agreement. "Yes, please, oh mighty windmage, spare us your breezy wrath! Even I, the great Ganondorf, cower before your powers! Please don't smite me!"

"My - my 'breezy wrath'?" This seems to be too much for the Piccori - he bursts into laughter, and its several minutes before he regains control of himself, finally looking up to see his lovers still sitting together on the floor. Ganon's face remains carefully blank, but Dark's grows steadily redder as he fights to contain his growing grin, lower lip nearly bloody from his sharp canines.

The Piccori gazes at the pair for a moment, a grin to rival Dark's spreading over his features. "What the hell are you two on?" he asks offhandedly as he rises to his feet. The other men cower back, eyes laughing, as he approaches, and he smirks, reaching out to grab Dark's hair. He roughly tugs at the long, dark strands, forcing his lover to kneel before him.

"Hm... I will say, I do kind of like this look on you, bitch." He says the word almost hesitantly, carefully watching for a reaction from his lover, but when the man's poorly suppressed grin only grows, the violet-eyed Piccori seems to grow more confident.

"Yeah, I like the way you look on your knees, bitch! Are you going to call me master, too?" He gives the shadow's hair a tug, though not hard. "Well? Call me master!"

Dark is on the verge of laughter as he speaks, barely controlling himself. "Oh, please don't hurt me, master Vaati! I promise I'll be your good little bitch! I'll do whatever you want, master! Anything!"

"Hm... anything?" The Piccori seems to mull the idea over, though it's obvious from the heated gaze of his red eyes what his lover's intent is. After a moment, he nods.

"I suppose I might be convinced to spare you any... punishment... if you can behave yourself, whore. Maybe I'll even give you a reward..." Unknotting his belt with a single hand takes a few moments, but eventually the cord is loosened and he tugs the loose fabric down just enough to free his cock. "Suck."

Dark seems pleased with the command - his eyes are bright as he takes the half-hard length into his mouth, and he hums with pleasure when Vaati lets out a long moan, his head falling foward. Ganon grins as he watches the pair, slipping up beside the Piccori and wrapping his arms around the young man's waist, supporting him as his knees tremble and give out.

"Ah! Ah! Ah!" The wind mage's voice cracks as he cries out, trembling in his lover's arms as Dark continues to suck his cock. The Piccori lets out a low moan, fingers digging into the shadow's long hair as he thrust up into his mouth. "Dark!" He slumps foward with a low cry as he cums, entire body quivering as the dark-haired man gives a few final licks, leaning back to gaze into his lover's eyes as he swallows the white liquid with a catlike grin.

"You taste so good, master..." The shadow crawls over to the other boy, clashing their lips together in a bruising kiss - despite his 'control', Vaati seems content to allow the other man to dominate the kiss, lips parting to allow Dark's tongue access to his mouth.

"Well, look at this... already done, master? Perhaps I'll just have to steal Dark for a bit, if you don't have it in you to take care of both of your toys..." The Gerudo smirks as Vaati glances up, garnet eyes narrowing at his words.

"Shut up, slave. Lie back - I want to ride you." Vaati seems a little more hesitant to give the Gerudo orders, but that hesitance fades when the older man obeys without complaint. He straddles the figure, rear facing the man, and gives him an order over his shoulder. "Stretch me, slave."

Ganondorf chuckles at the command. "As you wish, master..." He begins to toy with the ass presented before him, tugging down the already-loosened pants, licking his fingers before pressing the pad of his forefinger up to the tight hole. Dark watches from where he lies comfortably against the bed, stroking himself as he watches his lovers play with each other.

As Ganon begins to stretch his lover's ass, the Piccori ducks his head down, taking the Gerudo's cock into his mouth. The older man's eyes widen, and he casts a smirk at Dark. "Well, well, looks like our little master is just desperate for my cock, Dark..."

The piccori's head rises, panting as he catches his breath. "Yes, please! Fuck me, Ganon! I want you to fuck me!"

Both of his partners laugh at this, and Ganon thrusts one more time into his ass before hefting the boy up by his hips and flipping him around to kneel, the tip of the Gerudo's cock pressing against his stretched hole. "Ride me then, master. I want to watch you fuck yourself with my dick."

The Piccori thrusts himself backward eagerly, letting out a moan of mixed pleasure and pain as the tip of the Gerudo's cock enters his ass. "So good... Gonna make me come, Ganon..."

"Hmm... We'll see, I suppose." The Gerudo thrusts upward, hands still holding Vaati's hips, and the Piccori lets out a cry as the thick cock slides deeper into his ass. Ganon continues to thrust shallowly into the tight hole, taking a slow and steady pace as he fucks his lover.

"Ganon... Faster, please - let me ride you!"

"Hm... no." He continues to thrust slowly into the Piccori's hole, making the violet-haired boy let out a desperate whine.

"Please!"

"Hm... can't even handle a little insurrection, Vaati? Maybe I should just keep fucking you like this; very... very... slowly. Maybe I should make you beg me for my cock, master."

"Please! Want you... need you... harder! Fuck me!" The piccori moans, struggling to ram himself down onto the hard cock, but strong hands catch his hips before he can impale himself.

"No, no, no. We're doing it this way, you little cockslut. Look at you, so desperate for my dick... I bet if I let you, you'd fuck yourself raw, you whore..."

Vaati lets out a low moan, desperately thrusting himself back onto the red-haired man, but the Gerudo doesn't give any ground, tightening his grip on the mage's hips to compensate.

"Dark." The shadow raises an eyebrow when his name is called, not glancing away from the erotic sight of his lavender-haired lover slowly being impaled on the Gerudo's massive cock. Ganon continues, regardless, calling out the boy's name again. "Dark. Get over here and shove your cock in this little slut's mouth, would you? I think it's far past time that the two of us staged a rebellion, and punished our cute little master over here... After all, slutty little boys should know better than to try to play with toys that they can't control, right?"

Ganon grins as the shadow rises to his feet, walking over to stand over him, cock right in front of Vaati's lips. Before the piccori can take the rigid member into his mouth, however, the Gerudo gives a hard thrust upward, using the hands he's placed on the windmage's hips to force the lithe body down onto his own dick, making him let out a loud cry as his tight hole is stretched further around the thick muscle. The Gerudo holds him there, hands on his hips pinning the Piccori down as he takes the other man balls-deep into his ass, squirming in discomfort at the sensation.

"Now, Dark... Show this little whore his place, okay? Fill that dirty mouth of his with your cum until he's drowning in it!"

Dark laughs at the larger man's words, but he doesn't just thrust into the Piccori's mouth; instead, he lays a gentle hand on the side of his gasping lover's face, caressing his cheek before asking softly, "You alright, Vaats?"

Vaati doesn't reply, instead gazing up at him with lust-filled carnelian eyes. The violet-haired youth leans foward, eagerly taking the shadow's hard length into his mouth and begining to lick and suck it as Dark tosses his head back with a moan, fingers threading through the long strands of lavender.

Seeing the state of the other two men, Ganondorf lets out a chuckle. Lifting the smaller Piccori easily, hands still gripping the pale youth's hips, he withdraws himself from Vaati's body before thrusting back into him, causing the other man to let out a loud moan. The Gerudo picks a steady pace, thrusting easily into his lover as the Piccori writhes atop his thick cock. As the violet-haired man adjusts, Ganon speaks to his other lover, giving Vaati a sadistic grin as he does so.

"Now, now, Dark! Don't hesitate- you know what our little slut of a master likes! Don't be so gentle - I want to see you fuck his face!" Dark grins at his lovers words,the hands threading through the Piccori's hair turning into fists as he begins to thrust into the violet-haired man's mouth. Ganon, too, picks up speed, and Vaati mewls and writhes between the two as they fuck him hard from both ends. One of Ganon's hands slips around to the boy's front, jerking him off, and both of the dominating lovers can feel the smaller man tremble as he cums explosively, a near-shriek issuing from his stuffed mouth.

It only takes a few thrusts for the other two men to come, and they ease their pace, not wanting to hurt the exhausted figure now slumping between them. Vaati seems eager, if tired, as he finishes Dark off, swallowing the shadow's release, and he lets out a moan as Ganondorf's hot cum fills him, collapsing foward as Dark lowers him to lie on the tanned man's chest.

Ganon chuckles as he pulls out of the now-exhausted Vaati, pulling the slight form of his lover into a tighter embrace. He gently fingers the boy's asshole as the Piccori curls up on his lap, enjoying the sense of ownership as he feels his cum ooze from the now-loose hole. "So... did my little slut have fun? Did you like that, Vaati?"

The Piccori offers no answer for a long moment, instead simply panting for breath, limbs too limp to even concider moving. As he catches his breath, Dark slides over to the pair, and Ganon flips easily onto his side, sandwiching the windmage between his two lovers.

"Hm... I think he liked it, Ganon... Aw, look at him. Did we tucker you out already, Vaati? You looked so good, riding Ganon's cock... did you like the way it felt, when he was pushed up balls-deep in your tight little ass? Did he tire you out, you silly little whore? Thinking you could top us..." The words are crude, but the shadow's voice is gentle and teasing, and the piccori snuggles tighter into his embrace. "Mmmm... Love you, Vaati..."

"Love you, Dark... Ganon..." The Piccori looks up at the pair, red eyes sparkling in the candlelight. "So... what was all that about, anyways?"

"Hm? Oh... well, obviously, we're terrified of you." The shadow grins, looking doen at his lover teasingly.

"Scared out of our skins. Really; we promise." Ganon's voice is emotionless, but his eyes are laughing as he speaks.

After a moment's concideration, Vaati can think of only one thing to ask. "...What?"

"Well, you see... we were talking to your little pet, and he informed us of a few... interesting facts." The shadow runs his fingers up the Piccori's chest, making him squirm beneath the light touches. Pinching one nipple, he begins to toy with it, making Vaati let out a little moan of pleasure.

"Yes... apparently Dark and I are frightened of you -"

"- utterly terrified, I promise -"

"- and that is why we have thus far refrained from injuring the little hero at your behest. We set him straight on the matter, of course..."

"He.. thought you were scared of me? That's... that's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!" The violet-haired boy blushes, looking up at his partners. "But... you didn't do anything to hurt him, right?"

"Of course not! Although..." The Piccori's eyes narrow at the shadow's words, suspicion in his gaze.

"...Although?" He prompts, when Dark offers no further explaination.

"You... may not want to call him your pet. ...Or your puppy. Bit of a sore spot, might have accidentally freaked him out a bit - oh god please don't hurt me." The glare in Vaati's eyes intensifies as the shadow speaks, and the other man flinches back.

"What did you do, Dark?" There's venom in the Piccori's voice as he stares the other man down.

"I took him for a walk, just like you said! And I... may have teased him a bit." Dark shrinks back at the glare he recieves, and continues hastily. "He was alright when we started out - honest! - but he... got a bit feverish... So I went and got Ganon to help me carry him back to his room. He's scared of the Shadows, did you know? He wouldn't let me take him through them at all... He's spent the last three days sleeping, mostly, and we've been keeping a good eye on him... but I went in to talk to him, and... he's feeling pretty miserable, apparently. He said that since he's just here for your amusement, he's no better than a pet..."

Vaati looks baffled. "Well, yeah, pretty much. That got him upset? I mean, he might be a pet, but it's not like we've hurt him... We could've chained him up in the dungeons and beat him, or something, after all. Why would he be upset that I wanted him as a pet?"

Gannon's laugh is booming as he hugs the Piccori to his chest; Dark, too, laughs, running his fingers through the smaller boy's hair gently as he replies. "Oh, Vaati, Vaati... you're such a naiif sometimes; it's adorable. The hero's proud, Vaats; he doesn't like the thought of being at his enemy's mercy. It embarrasses him; it's demeaning, makes him feel vulnerable. It's just an affirmation of the fact that he's helpless against us... You can see why it might bother him, right?"

The violet-haired boy looks thoughtful, then narrows his eyes. "...You call me your pet, sometimes. I figured it was just a wierd human thing - is that what it really means? I'm not helpless!" He glares, garnet eyes flashing in annoyance.

Dark blanches, seeming not to have anticipated such a response. It's Gannon who slips in to save him, nuzzling his lover's neck as he speaks to calm the irritated Piccori. "No, no, not like that, Vaati. You're not helpless, we know that. It's a lover's nickname, nothing more, really. But when Dark called the hero that, he meant it differently, and the hero understood what he meant. It's more like... what if we called you slave, and you couldn't make us stop? It'd be embarrassing, right?" The boy's eyes widen, and he blushes furiously. He presses back into his lover's arms, turning his head to the side to rest it against Ganon's warm chest; his blush only deepens at the amused look that Dark is giving him.

The shadow chuckles as he moves in to kiss the smaller figure sandwiched between himself and the Gerudo King. "Mmm, you like that, huh, Vaats? You are insatiable, I swear. But... you might be missing the point a bit. Imagine if I called you slave all the time, and we weren't banging, sweetheart..."

"Oh... oh!" The Piccori's soft ears flatten back, and he glances down. "Yeah... but why did you call him that, then? Just to make him upset?"

The shade looks away, embarrassed by the slight tone of disappointment in his lover's voice. "I wasn't trying to hurt his feelings, Vaats, honest! I just wanted to piss him off a bit, get him riled up!" The Piccori looks up, red eyes meeting red, and the shadow sighs. "Really, Vaati. I didn't mean to hurt your pet. Honest."

The Piccori nods, burying his face in Dark's chest. "I know... Thanks for taking care of him. Both of you."

Ganon smiles as he watches his lovers cuddle together, propping himself up on his elbow to speak. He smirks teasingly at Vaati as he chooses his next words. "Goddesses, Vaati! You and that kid - if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were sweet on him." Vaati looks up in shock, surprise written across his face.

"W- what makes you say that?" He finally stammers out, a blush on his cheeks as he looks away.

"You're always talking about him, you worry about him, you try to cook for him - you're acting just like you did with Dar- oh goddesses, you're

blushing. You actually have a crush on the hero!" Ganondorf lets out a hearty laugh at the panicked squeak the Piccori lets out at his pronouncement.

"No! I don't, really! I mean..." He trails off, blush growing ever more furious.

Dark seems to have perked up at the Gerudo's words, eyes fixed on his violet lover. "Well, well, well. I mean, I can see why - who wouldn't want to get some of this sexy twice -" he gestures to himself with a fanged grin, "- but the hero? You really do have interesting taste in men, don't you, Vaati?" He watches in amusement as the Piccori buries his head in his pillow, embarrassment clear.

"Sh - SHUT UP!"

The shadow's smile fades at the sound of the other boy's voice. "Vaati?" He leans over, gently laying a hand on the violet-haired boy's shoulder in concern. "Are you alright?" The Piccori doesn't look up, however, instead clutching his pillow even tighter as his lovers share a worried look.

"Vaati..." Ganon's voice is gentle as he touches the boy, laying a warm hand on his back. "Dark didn't mean to tease... can you look up so we can talk?" Vaati's shoulders shake at his voice, and he looks up, tears streaming down his face.

"I'm so sorry! You're both so good to me, and then I have a crush on someone else... I'm the worst boyfriend ever!" He buries his head back into the pillow, refusing to look at either of the pair any longer. They share another look before Ganondorf reaches out and scoops his crying lover into his arms, hugging him tightly. Dark slides closer as well, settling on the Gerudo's legs so that he, too, can gently embrace the windmage.

"Vaati... it's alright. I didn't hate you when you told me you were in love with Dark, did I? That wasn't the end of our relationship... And a crush is just a crush - it's not your fault... will you look at me, Vaati?"

The Piccori complies, raising his head just enough that the other pair can see his eyes, wet with tears. "You... You're not angry? But you guys hate him... I thought you'd be furious that I - that I like him..." He leans into Ganondorf's embrace, the larger man's warmth comforting him as the tension slowly fades from his shoulders. "I thought you'd be really mad..."

"Hey, I wouldn't say I hate him..." Dark seems contemplative as he speaks. "I mean, sure, I might've when he was running around thwarting my plans, but... he's pretty cute, I'll give you that. You should've seen him blush yesterday when I snuck up on him - I can definitely see why you'd like him..." He chuckles at this. "Plus, again - hotness. What I've got, he's got - why wouldn't you want him?" He raises an eyebrow at the other two, and Vaati lets out a helpless giggle, a smile tugging at his lips.

"Hm... he is fairly adorable, granted. Dark, did we tell you about the time he fell asleep on me?"

"No..." The boy's red eyes flash in indignation, but there's a smile on his lips. "Do tell..."

"The second day after he woke up, right? I'm bringing Vaati something for the hero to eat; he'd already set the kitchen on fire by that point -"

"I knew I smelled smoke!"

"- so I decided I'd throw something together for him. Long story short, I wind up feeding him a bowlful of soup - he got down on his knees and begged for it, would you believe; I thought he'd start crying - and when he was done, he just sort of curled up in my arms and fell asleep. It was hilarious."

The look Dark gives the Gerudo is incredulous. "Bullshit. No way did the hero get down on his knees and beg you for anything."

"Keep in mind he hadn't eaten in, what, six days or so? He wasn't in any condition to refuse me... But yeah, I know what you mean; I couldn't believe it either. Still, he was adorable..."

"Hm... Vaati!" The violet-haired Piccori jumps a little at the shadow's sudden exclamation.

"What?"

"I take back what I said about your taste in men. It is, as always, unerring."

"Th - thank you, I guess?"

"But anyways... Don't worry, Vaati. We're not going to crucify you for a little crush... Why don't you go check on him, actually? He hasn't had dinner yet, and neither have you... I made some sandwiches; you could bring them down and take a look at him. His fever seems to be doing a little better, but you were always better at healing then I was..."

"Alright, but... if he wanted to be left alone, maybe I should just drop it off and come back? I don't want to bother him if he wants privacy... I can always check on him in the morning, as long as he's not on the verge of collapsing."

"...I'd spend some time with him now. He seemed pretty freaked out by the though of you getting bored of him and abandoning him to me and Ganon... I think he'd be happy to see you, get a chance to feel that you still care about what happens to him, maybe reassure him a little that you won't just get tired of him... Go and cuddle the hero for a bit, Vaati. He needs it. Ganon and I'll be alright for one more night, right?"

"Go, Vaati. We'll keep ourselves entertained for tonight."

"...Alright." Vaati makes to rise, but Ganon catches him, pulling him back down for one more kiss before letting him up. Dark, too, sits up to catch the boy's lips before he can rise, embracing him before allowing him to stand.

"Love you, Vaats..."

"... Love you too, Dark. You too, Ganon... Thanks." With that, Vaati slips out the door, a blush on his cheeks as he turns towards the kitchen.

"So..."

"So."

"You want to seduce the hero for Vaati, don't you."

"... I wouldn't quite put it like that, Ganon. But... yeah."

"Why? It's a cosmically bad idea... And even if the hero is gay, which I doubt, what makes you think he'll be interested? Although I will give you this - I said the same thing to Vaati when he told me he had a crush on you..."

"That's what I mean! I mean, obviously Vaati'll eventually get over this... thing... he has for the hero, but... they make kind of a cute pair, wouldn't you agree? And... I don't know about you, but the hero seems like the sort of guy I could get behind - he's loyal, he's attractive, he's got that whole helplessly naiive thing going on... and he's totally got a crush on Vaati. You're a good-looking guy, and I'm me - why wouldn't the hero be interested?"

"You are the single most conceited man I have ever met, Dark. Lusting over yourself? Really?"

"Oh don't you start! Don't act like you've never thought about banging the hero! He's a hot piece of tail, and even you can't deny it... Besides, think about it - the hero, on his knees before you as you thrust into his tight ass, begging you for more... I know it'd turn you on..."

"... You know me too well, Dark. And yet... not well enough, it'd seem." The Gerudo grabs the shadow's lithe form, flipping the pair over so that he towers over the younger man. "You should know better than to get me so riled up... unless you wanted a pounding? Is that it? Do you want me to fuck you, Dark?"

Dark grins up at the older man. "Mmm... please. But..."

"Oh, I suppose, if it's what you both want; we'll seduce the hero. Never say I'm not a giving lover, though..." Ganon grins as he begins to stretch his lover, leaning in to give him a dominating kiss. "Now beg for me, slut."

I did try to write a nice, fluffy, scene (the bit about the crush)... And then I had the idea for the first bit, and I was like 'oh, I can write that, it'll be cute, Vaati being all shy domme and stuff...' and before you know it, this happened. It would appear that, however much I try to tell my brain 'pull up! pull up! clear skies and fluff all the way home!' there's something in me that goes 'BONZAI FOR BONDAGE!' and steers my metaphorical plane into the ground. *sigh*

Still, I quite like how this came out. I feel like it gives a good sense of their relationship, that they feel comfortable messing round with each other like that, and that they understand each other's limits that well - they've known each other for a long while, after all, and you have to get past the awkward, nervous bit of sex eventually, right? Still, I will probably rewrite it eventually - the whole chapter seemed to not quite click for me. It's another case where I really liked the idea, but the execution just wound up sort of... meh.

I will admit that writing any sort of sex scene is a bit interesting for me. I'm female, but also asexual and a virgin, so I did a fair bit of research when I started out writing yaoi. I learned all sorts of interesting things about real gay sex, many of which I promptly discarded for being too goddamn unsexy. Condoms, for example. I think condoms are a fascinating idea as a writer, but most of the things that I write are either committed relationships where the partners know each other well enough to be safe not using them, intense nonconsentual(ish, but I never got that far) BDSM things where the dominant partner isn't that concerned with the submissive's safety or comfort, or take place in the magical realm of fiction, where STDs, like heterosexual men, are nonexistent unless I decide to specially import one.

Another thing I tend to skip in my writing is *sigh* lube. I don't even know why. Lube is sexy! I like stories with lube! But I always feel awkward having the characters pull out a bottle of water-based or somthing. I think it's mostly because it implies prep-work, really. I like my sex spontanious - something happens and oh look, those guys are banging! Lube implies that one planned on having sex, and went to the store planning on having sex, and bought a bottle of lube, and some disinterested college student rang them up and maybe joked with their friends about it later. Same with condoms, really... spit, while not functional IRL, is just better for pacing. But I do like to use lube in my writing when it comes to one thing - giant dildos. Like two-liter bottle sized. We will... probably not see that particular fetish expounded upon much in this story, but... maybe in a one-shot, or something. I do like me some predicament bondage...

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'Breezy wrath.' Hehehe.