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Joined 09-17-10, id: 2541536, Profile Updated: 09-13-13
Author has written 21 stories for Sherlock, Avengers, and Avengers.

Hello! I'm Millie. Mildred is what my sister calls me when she feels like being cruel.

Reader. Writer. I'm always open for a chat! Izzie Lawson (and anybody associated with the Lawson sisters)- keep faaaaar away from my writing!! Please. Thank you. That includes you, Katie. Do not read any of my material. I have some explicit gay porn here, and you are too young to read it.

I also post my work on AO3: http:///users/MillieTheFreak/profile

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EDIT: 13/09/2013

I am the worst updater in the history of the world. Guys, get this: I've gotten through TWO boyfriends between the last time I updated and now. That's how long it's been. I'm so sorry. I will update at some point. I will. I'm writing again.

Kourion, you just reviewed a bunch of my fics. Thanks so much :) It really really makes my day, I can't even explain.

To all my reviewers, you are magical. I'm just so sorry that I can't deliver. Forgive me? Xx


IMMINENT PROJECTS:

1) A FrostIron piece that will most likely be gratuitous food porn, and several odes to Tom Hiddleston's face. Basically.

2) A Sherlock oneshot detailing Sherlock's POV of the Pool scene in The Great Game

3)A Johnlock oneshot that will involve some fluff and slash, and depending on my mood, maybe something M rated. This may be a sequel to "Enough".

4)A sequel to "Enough"- basically Johnlock porn.

5) A case fic that will spin off of The Need for Brain Bleach- this will take a long time, so expect it far in the future.

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I'll Have That Drink Now by KismetJeska reviews
Jim Moriarty, Loki Laufeyson, the Master. With three egos that big plus a slightly bitter gunman sharing one London flat, things can get... interesting. Honestly, their arch-rivals teaming up- with two hunters and an angel to boot- is the least of their worries. A series of instalments with crossovers everywhere and a good dollop of utter crack.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,090 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 5/19/2012 - J. Moriarty, Loki
The Devil You Know by MaverikFlame reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly humorous, showing the evolution of Loki's relationship with Tony Stark. Sequel to Nine Lives.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 40,520 - Reviews: 741 - Favs: 1,439 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 10/15/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - [Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Better to Reign in Hell than Serve in Heaven by loki-laufeyson-of-asgard reviews
Frostiron. College AU. Loki and Tony dated their junior and senior years of high school, but broke up after Tony cheated at a dance. When their sophomore year of college starts, they are forced to speak again, as Loki is assigned to be Tony's roommate. And neither of them wants to admit that he secretly is looking forward to it... Warning: dub-con elements in later chapters.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 59,937 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 494 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Only Thing That Was Ever Mine by RemyDico5 reviews
AU. In a world where lower class citizen are considered pets to the upper class, a seven year old Sherlock Holmes gets a "puppy" of his very own.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,709 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Do You Need Someone Or Do You Need Me? by RemyDico5 reviews
Sherlock was not in love with John Watson. They were friends, the very best of friends and nothing more. Just because John smelled ridiculously good was no reason to believe it was otherwise.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
in silent moments by sahoin reviews
When Sherlock Holmes vanishes at Reichenbach Falls, Jane Watson is emotionally torn apart. S/J. Fem!John.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,549 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Let's Play A Game, Shall We? by Sanity's-overrated reviews
Tony and Loki play the Nervous Game. Too bad neither is keen on the idea of losing. Warnings: Slash complete smut **Edit** The ending has been revised
Crossover - Avengers & Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,524 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Loki - Complete
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Anarchy In The Jurisdiction reviews
Tony has a visitor who wants to drink away his problems with heavy liquor. It just so happens that Tony is an expert on drinking away problems, so together Iron Man and the God of Mischief get drunk, inadvertently leading to more... (Warning: Contains graphic sexual content and MPREG. No like, no read. If you know me in real life, please keep away from this fic.)
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 55,589 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 641 - Follows: 874 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S.
Never Forget This Day reviews
Loki has forgotten a very important day regarding his and Tony's relationship, and Tony is not very pleased at all. Loki, worried he has done something to warrant Tony's anger, begins to despair, until he remembers exactly what it is he's forgotten. Smut, humour, and fluff! Enjoy!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Fans reviews
Sherlock and John are somewhat enjoying their new found "Internet Fame", and John is especially flattered by the devotion the fans are showing them. However, when John and Sherlock come across some of their fans' "appreciation", they're less amused. "John...what in God's name is 'Johnlock?" "I'm almost afraid to know." John and Sherlock find the porn! Crack, and for laughs. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/13/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Rely On Me reviews
Sherlock survives the fall from St Bart's roof due to the fact that he has a very powerful ally- more powerful than Jim or even Mycroft: The God of Mischief is waiting to catch him on the pavement below, invisible to everyone else. Sherlock/Loki. Enjoy!
Crossover - Avengers & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 37 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Loki, Sherlock H. - Complete
Rely On Me: An AvengersSherlock Crossover reviews
Sherlock survives the fall from St Bart's roof due to the fact that he has a very powerful ally- more powerful than Jim or even Mycroft: The God of Mischief is waiting to catch him on the pavement below, invisible to everyone else. Sherlock/Loki. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,769 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Enough reviews
Sherlock and John are experiencing a change in their relationship, and now the levels of sexual tension between them have risen to beyond what they can handle. How long will they last before one of them cracks and just takes what they want from the other?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,669 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Starling reviews
When Sherlock was little, he witnessed his cat kill a bird, and it was from then on that he knew he would use his abilities to solve and prevent crimes, rather than perpetrate them. Perhaps the ordeal affected him more than he cares to admit...
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,344 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
The Nightjar reviews
Sherlock downloads the game "The Nightjar" onto his iPhone. Unfortunately, John becomes addicted to it, but at the same time, gets very frustrated with the narrator. "Yes, I know I fell over! No need to keep telling me!" Crack. Companion for "Tumblr".
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tumblr reviews
Sherlock gets a Tumblr account. He's not bored any more. Crack. Enjoy!
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Goodbye, John reviews
John finds it very difficult to tell Sherlock of his diagnosis, but it seems Sherlock has deduced it himself. As John says goodbye, he and Sherlock struggle with the feelings that this brings on them, and how Sherlock will go on when John has gone.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,154 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Affectionate Investment reviews
Sherlock and John start to accidentally eat each other's food, and start feeding each other, much to the amusement and shock of their peers. Of course, it all feels natural to them, but one chocolate-covered thing can lead to another... SLASH/FLUFF
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,982 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Therapy Session reviews
When Sherlock returns from the dead he and John have some trouble telling each other how they feel. John forces Sherlock to a therapy session to try and get the truth about what happened 3 years ago. Sherlock reveals more than he intended. Slash/Fluff
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Donation reviews
Harry and Clara decide to have a baby. They want the father to be someone tall, handsome and clever. Harry knows just the man. The only question is, how much persuasion will it take to get Sherlock to agree to donate? Fluff of the sweetest kind.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,909 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Need for Brain Bleach reviews
Sherlock and John break into Mycroft's flat in search for something. Sherlock ventures into Mycroft's bedroom, not realising that today is the British Government's day off, and he's spending it with a DI in a way that will make Sherlock regret barging in.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,804 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H.
Grey Hair reviews
Sherlock gets his first grey hair. He doesn't cope well. "Pull it out, John! Dear lord, get rid of it!" "It's just a grey hair, Sherlock." "Get it out!".
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Forever reviews
"You're not afraid, are you?" I whispered, leaning against his shoulder. "No," he replied, and I didn't doubt him. "This is all part of the adventure, isn't it?" John and Sherlock, having reached a good old age, decide they want to die together.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sergeant Angel reviews
Sherlock is called to a crime scene to assess a body, but it appears the new Sergeant, Nicholas Angel is already there, and doing a pretty good job of it! Oneshot. Hot Fuzz crossover.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Jam VS Nutella reviews
John and Sherlock debate the advantages and disadvantages of jam and Nutella, both vehemently defending their own condiment of choice. Throw in some innuendo and spoon-sharing, you've a oneshot about the boys of Baker Street's preferred topping on toast.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Proposal reviews
Sherlock proposes to John. The evening entails of a triple murder, Lestrade can't keep a secret, fondue fights at Angelo's and a punch up on Waterloo Bridge. Nothing can ever be simple for our boys, can it? Humour/Fluff. Part 2: now with Mummy's reaction!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,918 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
John Watson VC reviews
Sherlock needs scissors. So he goes rifling through John's stuff, until he stumbles across a medal that John has been hiding for him, except it's not just any medal. It seems John has been hiding the true nature of his tour in Afghanistan. Sweet fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 108 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Recollections reviews
After Reichenbach, Sherlock's Alzheimer's mother visits John and shows him old photos and videos of Sherlock. She's convinced her son is not dead. John just thinks she's mad. Three years later, he regrets not having listened to her. Oneshot. Angst. Fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete