Avengers and PJO Cross

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if a certain pair of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents were connected to a certain Percy Jackson who shows up with some friends before Loki broke out of the cage? AU OOC bashing and maybe some femslash)

"There's been a security breach on the bridge! Multiple strangers literally just appeared in a flash of light. Hey don't touch that!" An Agent yelled over the intercom just as Natasha "Black Widow" Romanoff entered the room where Commander Maria Hill, Director Nick Fury, and the 'Avengers' were gathered.

"Sorry folks but I lost a bet so… Oh nowhere left to go." A males voice began to sing making most everyone jaws drop while hysterical laughter could be hard in the background.

"He's actually singing it!" A girls voice said laughing while Maria stared at the speakers alongside Natasha in a moment of complete and utter disbelief.

"Outlaws of love!" The man kept singing causing the 'Avengers' and Fury to stare at the unexpected reactions from the two women in the room. Maria turned bright pink and slammed her palm into her forehead… Natasha hit the floor laughing her Russian ass off.

"I'm gonna shank that idiot." Maria growled as she dragged a hand down her face and turned to storm from the room when an out of breath and bright red Agent came tumbling through the door. He took one look at Maria and turned even redder while also gaping.

"How? I just saw you on the bridge so how are you?" The Agent panted making Maria's eye twitch.

"Let me guess. There was a woman that looked just like me only with her hair down, she was smiling, wearing skimpy cloths, and was most likely flirting with anyone who breathed except for the man singing?" Maria asked making the Agent nod his head while Maria's eye twitched again.

"She made out with and tried to seduce you didn't she?" Maria asked making the Agent turn redder but nod. At this point Maria's whole body twitched.

"I'm going to kill my mother." Maria growled out making the Agent gape and Natasha howl in laughter again. Maria stormed from the room, Natasha on her heels still snickering and the others following in confusion or curiosity.

"Perseus Achilles Jackson stop singing and give the Agent back that speaker this instant!" Maria shouted storming into the bridge, making a rather muscular guy with messy black hair and bright green eyes give a yelp and shove the speaker back into the Agents hands.

"Uh oh Perce. You made her mad now." A golden haired teen said laughing as he nudged the older looking man in the side.

"You, Herm, and Aphro are the ones that tricked me into the bet!" The guy that was singing said scowling at the golden haired teen, along with a blond haired guy in a jogging suit who was messing around with a phone, and a woman that looked like Maria only with her hair down and wearing skimpy cloths that was smiling seductively at an Agent.

"You were the one dumb enough to be tricked into the bet! Honestly you'd think you'd know not to bet against me of all people on that particular subject." The Maria look a like said earning nods from the other fifteen strangers in various places on board the bridge.

"Hi sweetie! How'd you enjoy the song?" The Maria look a like asked turning and smiling at Maria who sighted and walked over with Natasha on her heels.

"There's my favorite daughter!" A guy that looked like the singer only wearing a fishing jacket, fishing hat, and beach shorts boomed grinning as he opened his arms widely.

"I'm your only daughter sir." Natasha said smiling slightly as she stepped into the embrace and hugged the man back while he pouted and all the Agents and Avengers gapped.

"I told you not to call me sir! You know what I told you to call me!" The man said pouting and making Natasha roll her eyes but grin.

"Sorry daddy but I am at work." Natasha said giving her apparent father a kiss on the cheek.

"Aren't you going to give me a hug sweetie?" Maria's mother asked pouting and holding her arms open. Maria sighed but gave a tiny smile as she stepped forward and hugged her mother.

"Aren't you going to stop flirting with the Agents?" Maria asked making her mother look scandalized as she pulled away from the hug.

"And let all of these good looking men slip through my fingers? Sorry sweetie but not happening." Maria's mother said putting her hands on her hips and winking at the men.

"Sorry Maria but your mom is still a whore." A young looking girl with red hair, silver eyes and dressed in silver said bluntly with a smirk on her face, which made the gothic dressed blue eyed teen with the silver jacket next to her snicker.

"At least I'm not a stuck up sadistic lesbian prude with a hunting fetish." Maria's mother shot back in an instant with a smirk on her lips, making the two silver wearing girls jaw drop while most of the new group snickered.

"I am sooooo using that one on Sparks." The singer said grinning while Natasha was flat out cackling.

"You aren't the only one Percy." Natasha said while the singer, Percy, ginned wider and swooped Natasha into a hug that had her feet a few feet off of the ground.

"Yes! Lil sis agrees with me!" Percy said making Natasha fake a scowl but she chuckled which kind of ruined it.

"I'm not your 'lil sis' Perce. I'm more than three times your age!" Natasha said making Percy pout slightly.

"Geez just because you're an old hag doesn-" Percy promptly ducked with a cackle as he jumped to hide behind the laughing golden haired guy when Natasha lunged for him.

"Stay still baby brother! I'm only going to kill you a little bit!" Natasha snarled as she tried to hit the guy who kept dodging and hiding behind the other new guys. Maria watched amused for a moment before sighing and shaking her head.

"Every damn time." Maria said making her mothers head snap to her in a heartbeat.

"Language!" The woman said earning a deadpan look from her daughter.

"Mother. I'm a full grown woman and am ex-military, special forces at that. With my father the way he was, I was cursing before I could crawl." Maria said blankly making the woman flinch slightly but Mara ignored it as she turned to look at Natasha who was still trying to kill Percy.

"Natasha I know your codename is Black Widow but that means you're supposed to kill your lovers. Not my husband."