Basically a series of one-shots (Some will or will not be related) where Ruby is caught in between two people fighting over her and she calls the assistance of another person.

Loosely inspired by "Big Bad Bed"

RWBY belongs to Rooster Teeth.

Chapter 1: Ruby and Her Sprained Ankle

"Alrighty! That's the last of them!" Yang cheered as an Ursa dropped down dead.

"So it seems…" Blake commented as she sheathed her weapon.

"Then I suppose it's time we report back for a mission success." Weiss stated

"And then we can CELEBRATE!" Ruby cheered as she threw her hands up into the air

"Whoo! Now we're talking!" The blonde nodded to show that she whole-heartedly agreed to this plan, throwing an arm over youngest team member's shoulders to give a half hug.

"Not until we've finished our homework!" Weiss hissed

The two sisters both let out a torrent of complaints in hopes of having the heiress withdraw her demand.

"I, for one, agree with those two." Blake intervened; causing the siblings to lift their heads up in hope at the same time Weiss opened her mouth to protest. The faunus lifted her hand up to halt the heiress. "It has been a long and tiring day, we deserve to just relax and have some fun. It'll be good for us." The black haired girl suggested, causing the white haired girl to grumble and concede.

"Oh alright." Weiss groaned.

The blonde and brunette both let out a loud cheer as they both thanked their savior with hugs, Yang adding a kiss to show her appreciation to her girlfriend.

"I'll race you all back!" Ruby suggested

"Sounds fun!" Yang encouraged "Last one back has to buy dinner!"

"Oh boy!" Ruby perked up "Okay Okay!"

"Now wait just a-" Weiss stuttered out in vain

"ReadySetGo!" Ruby quickly said as she took off in a blur of petals…

Only to fall flat on her face a few feet ahead.

"Ruby!" her teammates shouted, racing towards their leader in concern.

"Owie…" Ruby whined as she was being helped up. "I… I think I sprained my ankle during my fight with the last grim…" she said as she lifted her left foot up and tried to move it, only to wince in pain.

"What?!" Yang and Weiss both shouted

"Haha… Oops?"

Weiss massaged the bridge of her nose, "I suppose you'll have to be carried back to Vale in order to prevent further injury."

"I'll do it!" Yang quickly volunteered. She then quickly turned her back towards Ruby and crouched down, "Hop on sis!" she grinned

Just when Ruby was about to climb onto her sister's back, Weiss thrusted her arm out to prevent her from moving further.

"Don't be silly Yang. Ruby won't be comfortable on your back." The heiress said, waving the blonde off as she got in position to lift her girlfriend up.

Yang shrugged, "Then I'll just carry her in my arms!" She smiled as she quickly turned and swept her sister up with an arm under her legs and the other supporting her back.

A blush worked its' way up to Ruby's cheeks, embarrassed at having to be carried like so by her sister at her age

Weiss on the other hand bristled; she wanted to be the one to carry Ruby like that! "There is no need for you to exert yourself Yang. I will carry her" She quipped, lifting the brunette out of the blonde's arms.

Ruby turned redder, this time due to the fact that her girlfriend was carrying her.

"I'll be fine! Ruby is super light to me. She might be a bit of a challenge for you after a while though." Yang insisted, taking her sister back into her arms

"Don't be absurd." Weiss stated, stealing the team leader back , "I am more than capable of carrying her back."

The two narrowed their eyes at each other, each figuring out that the other simply just wanted to carry and spend a private moment with the youngest member for the rest of the way back.

"But I said I would carry her first!" The blonde argued, Ruby in her arms once more. "So I should be the one who gets to."

"Well I'm her girlfriend!" Ruby was once more yanked out of her sister's arms and found herself in Weiss's arms. "Therefore it is my responsibility to care for her!"

"Well I'm her sister" Yang emphasized, snatching the leader back. "So as her family member, it's my duty to watch over her!"

"U-Uh… guys?" Ruby meekly attempted to interrupt "I'm fine. Really. I can just walk-"

"Absolutely not!" Weiss shouted at the same time Yang yelled "No Way!"

Their leader yelped as she lowered her head, succumbing to her girlfriend and sister to bicker over who was to carry her back to Vale.

This continued on for about 15 minutes, at which point Ruby was no longer being snatched from another's arms, but was now being used for a tug-of-war.

Blake was getting irritated due to a number of reasons. The main one being that she was getting really hungry. Therefore it was in her best interest if the team started their short journey back to the school.

Upon looking towards her teammates to assess the situation, she made eye contact with her leader.

"Save me." Ruby mouthed, eyes looking to the faunus in desperations as an arm and a leg were each in possession of her sister and girlfriend and being used as the main sources of their pulling.

All of a sudden, the bickering duo found themselves tugging nothing but air.

Off to the side, Blake was carrying their leader intimately, supporting her up with arms wrapped around Ruby's midsection and the other's legs loosely wrapped around her own waist.

"Uh… Blake?" Yang called out

Everyone was silent for a moment as they let the situation sink in.

Ruby was the first to break the silence. "Blake! My Hero!" She swooned, tightening her legs around the faunus as she also wrapped her arms around the other's neck.

"Are you alright Ruby? Did those vicious teammates of ours hurt you?" Blake asked in a faux over concerned voice.

Her leader leaned back as she sniffled and nodded, playing along with the act. "They did! But not only that, they- they…" She threw her arms around Blake once more and wailed out "They used my body!"

The faunus hissed, "Those fiends!"

Meanwhile, the other two members of the team were gob smacked at the scene playing before them.

"Do not worry my courageous leader, I will keep you safe." Blake reassured, tightening her hold on the brunette.

"Oh Blake!" Ruby swooned once more, "I knew I can count on you!" She cheered, nuzzling her face in the crook of Blake's neck.

"Now now," Yang said, attempting to salvage her plan of spending a private, sisterly bonding time with her younger family member. "Blake, you surely can't carry Ruby all the way back now. So why don't you just hand her over to me and…" the blonde reached out to take Ruby back, but was met with a growl, so she quickly retracted her hands.

Upon seeing Yang fail, Weiss tried a different approach. "Ruby, come here," The heiress gently commanded. "You don't want to bother Blake now do you? Surely she wants to spend the time walking back with her girlfriend instead."

The youngest member nuzzled further into Blake. "Am I bothering you Blake? Do you want to spend time with Yang instead?

"No no," Ruby's carrier assured. "I'd be happy," she emphasized with a glare at the other two members of her team, "to carry and spend time with you all the way back."

Her leader grinned. "Yay! I'll be sure to get you your favorite snack as a thank you okay?"

"I'd like that." The faunus smiled. "Do you want me to help wrap your ankle when we get back?"

The two continued talking and cuddling with each other as Blake started making the trek back to Vale, Ruby stayed content in her current position as their respective girlfriends stared after.

"Well… That happened…"

Later that night with Ruby's ankle wrapped up and Blake's stomach content with its' earlier snack of dried sardines, the two cuddled once more as they slept in Blake's bed.

Yang and Weiss on the other hand were sulking alone in their respective bed.

"Yang?" Weiss called out in a quiet voice during the middle of the night, Blake and Ruby's quiet breathing filled the room indicating they were asleep.

"Yeah?" The blonde whispered

"Next time… We're taking turns… Deal?"

"… Deal"