1 Piece screwed up rewind

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

"Well it was nice meeting you all, especially considering how I met everyone last time! I gotta go back to the Merry though, need to make sure the islands under our protection." Luffy said with a grin as he stood up after a few minutes of watching Smoothie try to stutter out a way for the kids to ask their parents when they're older.

"The island? You're planning to put all of Alabasta under your protection?" Amande asked looking at Luffy who nodded his head.

"Yep! Vivi's one of us, even if she can't sail with us, and Alabasta's her home. Of course we'd protect it." Luffy said with a bright smile on his face as Brulee stood up beside him. From the smirk on her face she could tell the thoughts of disbelief and slight awe her siblings had at Luffy's care for those he deemed his.

"I'm a bit jealous of her luck." Smoothie said sighing and pouting still over that although those closest to her could tell that she was mostly joking by the look in her eyes.

"I got dibs." Whitey said with a grin on her face and making Brulee's eyebrow twitch as she began to flex the sharp claw like nails on her fingers.

"I'm going to…" Brulee was cut off when Luffy lengthened his legs and pulled her into a toe-curling kiss that had several of her sisters catcalling while her brothers looked less than pleased.

"Don't be upset or worried. You're the only one for me." Luffy said after pulling away and resting his forehead against her head.

"Idiot." Brulee said smiling slightly and blushing brightly when she recalled that her siblings and mother were around and watching them.

"Your idiot. Now come on. We'd better get back to the others before they try storming Tottoland." Luffy said with a grin and making the other siblings look at him surprised.

"You act like they would." Big Mom said staring at Luffy who just laughed and even Brulee looked amused.

"Last time when I met you all, the Germa had stolen my cook to marry him off to one of your daughters. Half of our crew had gone ahead on to Wano, me and the other half came to get Sanji back. We got him, and all of us except for one who blew himself up as a last ditched attempt to take one of you down, out of here alive and in one piece. Honestly he didn't need to do that. I think he just wanted to try and take someone down as revenge for the last time he was here." Luffy said pulling a face. He hadn't seen the need for Pedro to blow himself up. They could have just launched the bombs as a distraction to get rid of the candy.

"Who…who died?" Amande asked looking worried for her siblings as she held Anana closer. They had told her none of theirs had died and that none of her siblings had died because of them.

"Pedro blew himself up and tried to take the Candy guy with him but Candy man didn't die from it. He lost an arm, but he wasn't dead." Luffy said pointing over at Perospero who looked surprised and gulped slightly.

"Gave all of us a scare though with the flames and smoke covering you from view. I swear Amande nearly jumped from her ship to try and cut up the remaining Straw Hats in a bid for revenge. If it wasn't for Sabo waiting at home for her, she probably would have." Brulee said wincing as she recalled that horrifying moment where she thought her older brother had been dead.

"So how did you end up on good terms with him then? Much less fall in love?" Daifuku asked in disbelief as he looked at his sister who blinked for a bit before she smiled and shrugged slightly.

"He helped me patch up the worst of Katakuri-nii's wounds after the fight before he had to leave to get back to the ship. When I asked him why… He said it was because he didn't mean to hit him so hard. That he had been holding back as much as he could while he fought against us and hadn't known Pedro was going to do a suicide attack." Brulee said causing all of them to stare in disbelief at the gangly man.

"You were holding back against the crew of a Yonko who had stolen one of your crew members?" Pudding asked slowly as if she wasn't sure of what she was hearing.

"Well yeah. You're all a family…when that happened last time…I had lost my brother, Ace, and I didn't want to take any of your brothers or sisters from you guys. I'd never want someone else to have to go through that pain." Luffy said as if the answer should have been obvious and then making all of their eyes wonder over to Ace who winced and put his head down while Whitey's eyes narrowed at this. She'd get the details on it later.

"Then after everything was said and done Mama was going to kill me because of how his crew had utilized my powers to their advantage while I was their captive, and don't worry. The most they did was tie me up and have me carried around in a bag like groceries." Brulee said seeing her siblings begin getting worried and alarmed at the thought of her being captive to enemy pirates. Things never were good for female captives.

"It wasn't her fault and I didn't want her to die cause of it so I just kind of swooped in and brought her to our ship. After a while of her being hostile and a bit depressed she started having fun on the ship and eventually became a member of our Crew!" Luffy said with a grin making Brulee give a slightly over-exaggerated bow.

"Mirror Witch Brulee of the Straw Hat Pirates at your service. After a while of traveling with this idiot I started falling for him, and it was a struggle to try and fight those feelings. It was hilarious seeing him so confused on why his chest felt warm when he was around me though." Brulee said with a grin.

"Then after beating up Kaido, I asked her on a date and she actually said yes. We ended up having to beat up some other pirates though and run from the marines but it was fun!" Luffy said with a laugh, making Brulee shake her head in exasperation.

"After dating and having adventures with the crew for several months he finally asked me to marry him. I said yes, and then two days later we ran into Red Haired Shanks and Sister Amande." Brulee said looking over at Amande who didn't bat an eye as all of her siblings turned to look at her now.

"Why was she with Red Hair?" Big Mom asked frowning and making Brulee wince slightly as she glanced at her favorite sister.

"You didn't know that she had been dating Fire Fist. You didn't know she was pregnant with his child either, she hid the pregnancy from everyone except for me and even then I only knew because of my powers. When you found out that she had loved and had the child of a WhiteBeard pirate…you were going to kill her and her child both mama." Brulee said trying to be gentle about this information and making a few of the siblings wince at what she said. They could see their mother being furious about that if the pirate hadn't gotten her respect like Luffy had done this time.

"She grabbed Sabo and ran, she ended up with Shanks somehow and when they met up with us she asked if she could join so that she could stay with the one other family member who wouldn't try to kill her. Of course we said yes. We didn't even know about her baby until after we agreed to let her join and I didn't know it was Ace's son for another week or two. She was pretty shocked that she had ended up on the same crew as her brother-in-law and hadn't realized it. She'd probably have her memories too but she didn't consider herself a full crewmember when we docked at Raftel." Luffy said shrugging at the end and causing Amande to smirk slightly, she had probably been really surprised by that.

"As far as we can tell, only those who were members of the crew or the Grand Fleet have their memories, even if they were unofficial members of the crew like Princess Vivi. Since Amande didn't see herself as part of the crew, and was still hostile to those that had invaded Tottoland…that's our best guess on why she was with us but didn't have her memories like the rest of us." Brulee said with a small shrug as well and earning a hum from Amande.

"Now that I know that your invasion probably put my son at risk then it was no wonder I was still hostile towards them all." Amande said after a moment and earning a nod of agreement from the other Charlottes, especially the mothers.

"You got used to us soon enough, Brulee and Chopper were your favorites though. You kept mothering Chopper as if he was yours too and he kept turning red but looked happy anytime it was brought up." Luffy said with a laugh and making Amande quirk an eyebrow.

"The cute little reindeer doctor?" Amande questioned making Brulee nod.

"Considering he's the size of a toddler I can see why. Cute though." Amande said with a small smile, causing Ace to snicker as he stood up as well.

"To be fair…it was only most notable with Chopper who was the youngest besides Sabo. Once you got more comfortable around them you were pretty much the crew mom." Brulee said making Amande look a bit embarrassed at that but not ashamed.

"We're adopting a whole crew?" Ace asked with a grin and earning an elbow to the ribs from his fiancée.

"Straw Hat Mom. Straw Hat mom." Luffy began singing slightly, making the more musically inclined Charlottes wince.

The little kids and the Homies began singing it as well however, making Amande blush and duck her head a bit.

"I wonder if Pops will mind me travelling with my new little brother? He certainly keeps things interesting." Whitey asked with a grin causing Brulee to look over at her and glare slightly but there wasn't a lot of heat behind it this time.

"Long as you remember that Luffy is off of the market." Brulee said causing Whitey to wave her off.

"Like I said before, I'm not really interested in dating him. He's my new baby brother after all, it's just fun riling you up." Whitey said earning a laugh from Luffy.

"It's really fun riling her up. Sometimes I rile her up on purpose because then she'll-" Luffy was promptly gagged by Brulee shoving an entire tea cake into his mouth with her face flaming red.

"Don't say another word. Not if you want to get any kind of 'reward' for the next two months." Brulee hissed at Luffy who stared up at her horrified at this as he swallowed the tea cake whole, much to some of the Charlottes disbelief.

"Wow he's already getting cut off." Ace said with a snicker only to be given a flat look from Amande.

"You would be too if you tried saying anything about your 'rewards'. Not that you have any room to talk since you'll be all but cut off for the next nine months." Amande said making Ace look up at her horrified and shocked.

"Why?! What did I do?" Ace asked making Amande give him a completely deadpan look.

"Have you forgotten that your last 'reward' ended up with a consequence that we didn't think was possible?" Amande asked putting one hand on her stomach pointedly as she stood up to leave as well. Since her mother now knew and had to respect the fact that she was not only going to be married but also with child…well…there was no reason for her not to spend more time with her husband to be now.

"True but that's okay. After all the baby's going to be perfect just like his mommy and we might end up having more that are just as beautiful as you are." Ace said making Amande's eyes widen before she blushed a bit and looked away, pulling her hat down to cover her face.

"Flame brains…let's focus on making sure you don't die first before we start planning for more children." Amande said although she didn't sound upset by the thought of more children.

"Don't worry Ama-nee. I already promised that I wouldn't let Ace die this time…and I never break a promise." Luffy said with a grin towards the woman whose head snapped around to him as she gaped a little.

"Nee?" Amande questioned the term added to her name as she stared at the rubber boy.

"Well you're marrying my big brother, so that makes you my big sister. Even if you weren't going to marry him, I'm still marrying Brulee who's your sister. Either way you're still my big sister." Luffy said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.

"True." Amande said and those near her could see the small warm smile on her face. She was used to being called 'Sister' or 'Nee' yes…but this was the first time anyone's shortened her name and called her 'Ama-nee'.

"Looks like she likes her new title. Why don't you call me 'nee' too Lu-chan? After all, you joined the alliance and that makes you my little brother too." Whitey said smiling at Luffy who gave her a flat look.

"Because the second I do that you'll have a brother complex like Ace does." Luffy's voice was completely deadpan and made Whitey blink before opening her mouth as if to say something. Then she just blinked again and slowly closed her mouth.

After a minute of everyone staring at her to see how she'd react to that…they all face-palmed or face-planted in disbelief as Whitey grinned.

"Good point Lu-chan!"