Carmen Sandiego smooth lines

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and I have looked at too many smooth lines from Tumblr. I couldn't help but think of this idea for some reason so…yeah…AU OOC some femslash some bashing to be expectant. Set just before Rules of the Game)

"Hey sis…betcha I can get more girls to fall for me than you can." Zack said smirking at his sister who was getting ready to go surfing during their vacation in Tahiti.

"Don't call me sis!...but seriously little bro? You think you can be smother than me with the ladies? Alright. You're on." Ivy said smirking as she looked at two girls nearby who were eyeing the brother sister pair.

"On what?" Zack asked looking confused for a brief moment.

"You get first shot at those two lovely ladies. You screw up and then it's my turn. Game…On." Ivy said smirking at her brother who grinned back.

"You're going to regret that Ives. Watch the Zack-master in action." Zack said smugly as he walked over to the bar and ordered a soda, winking at the ladies nearby who giggled.

"Yeah so I'm just on vacation doing the whole tourist thing. Wha-Hey!" Zack said trying to impress the two ladies before he opened his soda and it spilled all over him, making the two girls laugh slightly.

"Yeah real nice there Romeo. Hello ladies. Please excuse my little brother." Ivy said stepping in with a laugh as she smiled at the two girls.

"He's not used to seeing such perfection, although to be fair neither am I." Ivy said offering her hand for a handshake to the two island natives. Both of them blushed and giggled a bit as they shook her hand, Ivy bending over and pressing a kiss to the back of their hands as soon as their hands were within her own.

"I doubt you'd want to flirt with me. I have the sex appeal of a math book." The girl on the left said shaking her head and looking a bit self-conscious.

"So? I haven't met a person yet that opened a math book and didn't say 'fuck me'." Ivy said without missing a beat causing her brothers jaw to drop open while the girl blushed brightly.

"Oh hey there Zackarino, what's that fa-hot sand! Hot sand! Hot sand!" The Chief appeared on a Beach Ball nearby and had to quickly hop towards Zack and Ivy's beach towel.

Ivy gave a heavy sigh as she looked at the two girls.

"I'm sorry ladies. It seems that duty calls. Apparently I have work to do." Ivy said apologetically to the two girls who exchanged looks before one girl pulled a pen out from purse.

"May I hold your hand?" The first girl asked causing Ivy to smile slightly.

"If only I never had to let go." Ivy lamented making the girls giggle as they took turns writing their numbers on her hand while her brother watched dumbfounded.

"There's our number. Give us a call sometime and maybe we can be your work." The second girl said blushing and giggling making Ivy smirk slightly as she bade both girls goodbye and damn near swaggered over to her brother who was sitting on the beach towel with his head in his hands.

"What's that face for Zack?" Chief asked looking at the younger sibling who gave him a depressed look.

"Not only did I just geek out in the two hottest girls in Tahiti…but Ivy somehow managed to get both of their numbers." Zack said making the Chief look at the smug Ivy who showed the numbers written on one palm and shrugged a bit.

"Ivesters got game. Anyways. Onto the new heist report of Carmens." Chief said before he began filling them in on the so far Catherine the Great themed heist.

"Yes. Thank you chief." Zack said when he met the Russian ACME agent they were to be working with, Tatyanna.

"That's such an exotic name, Tatyanna." Zack was saying trying to be smooth with the hot agent that had just given them coats as they were trying to investigate the clue that Carmen had left them.

"Okay Romeo. Flirt later, figure out the clue now." Ivy said as she looked at the snow sculpture that Carmen had left behind. Seriously where did she get this thing without someone noticing and how had she gotten it here without anyone seeing? She had most of the cops in the area less than a minute behind her!

"Oh sure this coming from the girl who had two girls wanting to date her less than an hour ago." Zack said scowling at his sister while Tatyanna looked interested.

"How do you do this 'date' thing? Is it terribly hard?" Tatyanna asked curiously as she looked between the siblings.

"How about you go with me to see a movie and I show you?" Ivy couldn't let the opportunity pass, making Zack's jaw hit the snow while Tatyanna blushed but agreed.

"Zack you are so smart to know that!" Tatyanna said a few minutes later after they riddled out the clue, and were about to C-5 their way to China. Zack smirked thinking that he was still in the game.

A few hours later and Tatyanna had firmly rebuffed Zack saying that she never kissed a boy on the first case, before they had found Carmen and got locked in her Chess Game.

Of course Carmen was more amused than anything about how Ivy was being smooth as hell towards Tatyanna during the whole thing before they began to escape.

"Careful Ivy. Get much smoother and I might fall down." Carmen teased to throw the detectives off a bit, making Ivy blush a bit but smirk. This opportunity didn't happen every day after all.

"Then I'd like to be the floor." Ivy called back making Carmen's eyes widen as she stumbled a bit. Carmen turned around and looked at Ivy stunned for a second before her face flushed a bit and she rushed off to escape again.

"Ivy seriously? Even with Carmen?" Zack asked his sister in disbelief as Ivy gave him an innocent look.

"You started this little brother. Deal with it." Ivy whispered as the two of them went back to Tahiti with Tatyanna tagging along.

Let's just say that by the end of the day, Ivy had three numbers on her hand and had made Zack really jealous with the three different lipstick marks on her cheek.

"Hey like I said." Ivy winked at her brother as he tried to impress Tatyanna again only for his soda the spray him when he opened it.

Ivy quickly grabbed her board and rushed out into the water as Zack chased her, Tatyanna laughing a bit at the table. It looked like such fun to have a sibling!

"Game on. And I got game."