Winx Codex AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"Oww my (bleep)ing head. Someone either give me some coffee or a (bleep) beer!" Bloom moaned the next day when her high wore off while she was sleeping in the Lunch Room, using a blushing Zarathustra as a pillow.

"Have a beer." Ediltrude said cheerfully as she handed the red head a can, she had gotten a lot of blackmail…and had a new way to tease her sister who resembled a tomato at the moment. Bloom snatched the can out of Ediltrude's hand, popped open the top, and tossed back half the can in one fluid movement.

"That's better." Bloom said sighing in relief as she guzzled down the rest of the can before stealing another and promptly guzzling it down as well.

"You drank that down like a pro." Griffin noted looking at the girl in amusement and curiosity.

"Hope so. I've been drinking pretty much all my life." Bloom said with a shrug as she finished off the can and looked around.

"…Why the hell am I lying on top of Miss Zarathustra…and what the hell happened to the cafeteria?" Bloom asked looking between the cafeteria, which was spray painted and coated a bunch of different neon colors in a hippy like fashion, and Zarathustra who was still pinned under her blushing.

"You higher than a spaceship is what happened, and apparently you thought she was comfy because you passed out on top of her and stayed there asleep pretty much all night." Griffin said in amusement as she looked at the girl who looked down at her hands, which were covered in paint, to the walls before looking at Zarathustra.

"Eh. She is comfy. I'm going back to sleep. Night." Bloom said lying back down and snuggling closer to Zarathustra who turned even redder if that was possible.

"…Hey Griff…how long do you think it'll take sis to pass out with all the blood rushing to her head?" Ediltrude asked raising an eyebrow at her longtime friend who snickered.

"About two minutes if she keeps blushing the way she is now." Griffin answered causing Ediltrude to outright laugh as her sister turned redder.

"Shut up you two." Zarathustra said growling. Zarathustra nearly flipped Bloom off of her, her sisters next words pissing her off so much.

"Yeah yeah sis. You're real scary when being used as a teddy bear."