Sorry Forever

Artemis-no-Subaku: Hey guys I know that I have another story I've been working on but after reading a story an idea came to mind.

Sasuke: Hn.

Naruto: So I'm a girl in this one?

Artemis: I'm so sorry Naru-chan but it works best with the story.

Naruto: It's okay Artemis-chan.

Sakura: You bitch! *tries to hit Artemis*

Artemis: *hides behind Sasuke*

Sakura: *freezes*

Artemis: *smirking* How unyouthful of you Sakura-chan!

Lee: *appears out of nowhere and drags Sakura away yelling about Youth!*

Artemis: I'm evil. *grins*

Naruto: *sighs* Artemis-no-Subaku owns nothing but the names and oc's.

Artemis: Say hello to my FemNaru Kyria!

Warnings: FemNaru, FemNaru is Gaara's adopted sister, Protective Gaara/OOC Gaara, 4th bashing and Sakura bashing, Bleach Crossover

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Chapter 1: Naruto's a girl!?

-Kyria-

I walked out of my apartment in my boy henge placed by the Third Hokage. I hated the short blonde hair so much because it reminded me of my father and it makes me want to puke. The Third understood why I hated the man so much though. He could have chosen any orphan but he chose me his own daughter. I picked at the arm of my horrid orange jumpsuit in disgust thinking of my father. I may pity my father for having to use me but he's the one who made my life a hell. Kyuubi has been more of a father to me than anyone else in this village. He was the one who unlocked my bloodline for me that was locked away by the Fourth when I was born. I sighed feeling all of the glares the villagers sent my way and my hand twitched to reach for one of my two Zanpakutō but stopped when I remembered that it was back in my apartment.

"Naruto!" I heard someone yell behind me.

I turned and smiled seeing Hinata and Kiba. I waved her and him over to me happily.

"Hey you two!" I said happily.

"So how soon?" Kiba asked.

"Before we start the first exam." I answered.

These two and Hinata's cousin, Neji, are the only ones that know I'm a girl. They saw me one day after they knocked on my door and I had released my henge. Neji had been with them because he had been Hinata's escort for the day. I giggled thinking about that little accident because I had only been clad in a towel. It was amusing to see both Neji and Kiba be blown back by nose bleeds.

"What are you giggling about?" Kiba asked.

"The day you guys found out about me." I said and enjoyed watching Kiba blush.

Hinata giggled covering her mouth with one dainty hand. I smiled at them as we turned different ways on the road and I went to the bridge to meet up with the rest of Team 7. I came upon Sakura asking Sasuke out and sighed softly.

"Hey Sakura-chan! Hey Sasuke-teme!" I yelled inwardly seething.

"Dobe." Sasuke grunted.

Sakura hit me over my head and I whined softly making Kyuubi Otou-Sama growl. I whined to him and he wrapped one of his tails around me trying to comfort me. I snuggled into his fur happily in my mind and was startled into reality when Kakashi-sensei shunshined onto the rail of the bridge. I looked at him blankly as he handed us some forms.

"You're late!" Sakura screeched.

"Maa maa I nominated you three for the Chunin exams so if you want to participate fill these out." he said then turned to me. "The Third wishes to see you. He said "(1) The Kami-no-Akai-Yuki needs to be resurrected" whatever that means."

My eyes widened and I nodded. I shunshined away in a swirl of snow and ice not worrying about hiding my skills anymore.

-Kakashi-

My single eye widened as did my other student's eyes. They looked at each other in shock as I watched the snow and ice float innocently to the ground. My eye narrowed wondering how he knows to use the Shunshin-no-jutsu but not in the form of leaves. I looked to my other students and eye smiled.

"Make sure all three of you show up together tomorrow." I said and left them hearing Sakura ask out Sasuke again.

-Kyria-

I shunshined into the Third's office and stared at him blankly. I sighed and nodded to him.

"Turn around and take off your jacket." he said and I turned around unzipping my jacket.

I let it fall to the floor and was left in the mesh t-shirt underneath. Jiji lifted the back of my shirt and placed his cold hands on my back. I shivered slightly at the feel of Jiji's hands on my back over the seal henge. I nodded and clenched my jaw tight. Jiji's chakra spread through the seal and a silent scream escaped me. I felt my hair grow and knew instantly that it turned red. I felt my pants get loose and almost fall off. I grabbed them and growled running a hand through my waist length red hair. I sat on the floor a little off balance considering that I now had a chest to worry about throwing into my weight. It also meant that I was going to have to re-find my equilibrium when I walked and ran. I looked up at Jiji happily and smiled softly at him. Not one of those shit-eating grins that I had to fake but a real one that I knew made Jiji's day.

"Thank you Jiji." I said happily.

Kakashi-sensei shunshined into the office and stared at me sitting on the floor. I stared up at him blankly as he blinked in shock.

"Hokage-sama who is this?" he questioned.

"This is your student Kakashi." Jiji said.

"No she's not. I have two male students and one female student." Kakashi said.

"Wow you moron. I was born a female and have been hiding under a henge my whole life." I dead panned.

"What the hell!" Sensei yelled.

I snickered and gathered my hair and pulled it over my shoulder. I braided it and grabbed my orange jacket. I stood up and pulled my jacket on zipping it over top of my mesh shirt. I waked out of the office and smiled at the secretary. All of the secretaries know that I'm a girl so they all know I'm the jinchuuriki but they always smile at me. I henged my clothes and whiskers to look like a normal kunoichi and shunshined to a shop to find normal clothes and to get rid of my orange jumpsuit. I looked at Ten Ten and smirked at her in amusement. I walked over to a couple of racks and saw what I was looking for. I pulled off a fishnet shirt and black tank top and black cargo pants with a lot of pockets on them. I heard voices and looked up to see Ino and Sakura walking to my shock.

"Man Ino Naruto just doesn't give up." Sakura said and I froze.

"I don't even feel sorry for you Sakura." Ino sighed.

I walked up to the counter and layed my purchases down pulling out my wallet. I smiled at Ten Ten in thanks as she put my things in a bag. I walked out but stopped when Ino said my boy name.

"Naruto is a good guy Sakura." Ino said in shock.

"Whatever Ino. He's just a nuisance to Sasuke-kun and I." Sakura said scowling.

"Just so you two know you shouldn't talk about people like you know who they truly are." I growled walking past them.

They stopped and looked at me in shock as I walked out of the shop. I shunshined home and smiled to myself glad to see that my two Zanpakutō were alright. I walked into my room and sat on my bed waiting on the Anbu that was going to bring my key to my mother and father's home. I placed Hyōrinmaru on my back and Senbonzakoura on my left hip. The Anbu knocked on my window and I stood up noticing that the Anbu was wearing a cat's mask. I nodded and walked over to the window. The Anbu grabbed my shoulder and shunshined back to Jiji's office. I looked at Jiji when we got to his office. I looked at Jiji and was a little surprised to see all of the Rookie 12's sensei's. The Anbu nodded to Jiji and shunshined out of the office in a swirl of leaves. I walked over to Jiji ignoring the curious stares I got and sat in his lap. There were shocked gasps from the teachers and I giggled looking up at Jiji. He sighed and shook his head in amusement.

"Okay Gaki don't you think you should tell them who you are." I heard a familiar voice say.

"Anko-nee-chan!" I yelled and tackled her into a hug.

"Gaki." she said warmly making Kurenai gasp in shock.

I pulled back and scowled when Anko rubbed the top of my head. I sighed and walked back over to Jiji's side and looked at the teachers.

"Hey ya'll the names Kyria Uzumaki. It's nice to meet you." I said and bowed.

I waited for a couple of seconds and was pleased at the results of my proclamation. There were shocked yells and widened eyes. I looked at our teachers smugly as they ran around like chickens with their heads cut off. I heard Jiji cough to cover a laugh as I sighed looking at them tiredly in amusement that wasn't lost to them. I walked over to them and whistled making them all stop and hold their ears in pain. I giggled and walked back over to Jiji sitting down in his lap.

"So the Chunin exams are coming up have all the participants' sheets been turned in?" Jiji asked.

The teachers all nodded but Kakashi-sensei. Jiji looked at him questioningly and Kakashi-sensei glared at me in answer. I held up my paper and handed it to Jiji smirking smugly at Kakashi-sensei. He growled and reached for a kunai and that had Anko and Kurenai grabbing his arms snarling at him. Gai-sensei had moved to my side and Asuma-sensei on the other side of Jiji ready to fight Kakashi. Asuma smiled down at me and ruffled the top of my head. I growled at him and tried to fix my hair as an Anbu shunshined into the room and grabbed Kakashi-sensei then shunshined back out glaring, I do believe, at him in anger. I looked at all the sensei in thanks as Iruka walked into the office. Iruka stared at me in confusion as I stood up from Jiji's lap. Iruka's eyes widened when he saw the color of my eyes and the jumpsuit I was wearing.

"Hey Iruka-sensei." I said smoothly.

He looked at me bewildered and studied me.

"How do you know my name?" he asked.

"You were my teacher Iruka." I said. "Oh wait you've never seen me in this form duh. Henge."

In my place was my male form and then I changed back watching Iruka-sensei cautiously. He sighed and rubbed his face in exasperation. I giggled at him as he stared at me and nodded my head telling him it was the truth.

"Hey…" he started.

"Kyria." I sighed.

"Well Kyria are you going to change your clothes?" he asked.

"I was before I was called here." I sighed.

Jiji smiled sheepishly and whined "They needed to know Kyria!"

"Whatever Jiji." I sighed… again.

I turned toward the window and opened it. I shunshined out and reappeared in my room in a swirl of ice and snow. I walked over to my bed and pulled out my clothes then pulled them on. I turned towards the door with one thought in mind strapping my swords in their respective places on my body. 'Meet the true me mother fuckers'.

~~~~~line~~~~~

Artemis: That's all folks.

Sasuke: Finally.

Gaara: Shut up teme.

Abi: you two are stupid.

Artemis: Thanks you know it sista!

Jenna: I agree with you girls.

Artemis: And that's my other sister folks…. Bye! R&R!

Crimson Moon Demon

Till Next Time!