Carmen Sandeigo and Sailor Moon

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)

"Looks like Bunny stole the Tokyo Tower. Seriously how do she and mom do things like that?" Zack asked making a notation on his tablet as his sister made off with the tower, Ivy marking down her mother's theft of the Great Buddha statue form Kamakura.

"They're not holding back at all are they?" Ivy asked with a snort as the two of them and Zack's wife Tatyanna stood by and watched the thefts, or at least the reactions of the thefts, with little now six year old Selina holding her mothers hand.

"Since Bunny just stole the Monkey Park I don't think so." Tatyanna said while the reporters descended upon the three detectives with a frenzy.

"Detectives why aren't you even attempting to stop the two thieves?" One of the reporters demanded earning snorts from all three of the detectives and a giggle from Selina.

"This is the first time mom has seen little sis in almost three years and they decided to make sure either of them has dulled their skills. They aren't going to stop for at least another hour. When they do stop they'll put everything back. Besides… have you ever actually tried catching either of them yourself?" Ivy asked looking at the reporters who shook their heads.

"Give it a go then ask why we're just keeping track after." Zack said with a snort before Carmen dropped down beside Tatyanna.

"Granny!" Selina cried happily as she latched onto Carmen's leg without hesitation.

"Falling behind mama? Bun-Bun stole the Monkey Park a few minutes ago." Zack asked earning a snort from Carmen who picked up Selina and swung her around a bit.

"Not at all. I just came to steal one of the most precious things in the world." Carmen said with a grin while Selina was giggling happily as her grandmother tickled her.

"Have her back by seven. It's a school night." Tatyanna said with a smile as Carmen nodded her head.

"I know Tat. Come on little thief! You're going to spend the day stealing things with grandma!" Carmen said making Selina squeal happily as Carmen vanished, leaving the reporters stunned.

"Mom stole Selina, Bunny stole the reporters cameras. They're about tied still." Ivy said not batting an eye while the reporters blinked and then exclaimed in shock since they hadn't even noticed their cameras missing.

"Your sister just stole my shrine!" Rei said storming over and glaring at the detectives who just snickered.

"And sis is in the lead… wait… nope. Li just sent a message that mom and Selina stole Hashima Island." Zack said receiving an e-mail from another detective.

"And that's the Chief telling me that Bunny stole the Kinkaku-ji. They move amazingly fast for two people who hate the C-5." Tatyanna said raising an eyebrow at the other two detectives. That was about the time when Sailor Pluto jumped from a nearby building to give them an annoyed look.

"Bunny just stole my Staff and Saturn's Glaive. Carmen stole Uranus's sword and Neptune's Mirror. Shall we expect to get them back anytime soon?" Pluto asked making Zack frown.

"How do we classify that one Ives?" Zack looked at his sister.

"Let's see. Mom stole the Sky and Sea representations. Bunny stole the Time and Death representations." Ivy wrote that down while Pluto gave a small snort.

"You forget I govern Time and Space. Saturn governs Death and Rebirth." Pluto corrected the red haired woman who nodded and wrote that down as well.

"Little sis isn't going to go time traveling to steal again is she?" Zack asked frowning heavily at that and making Pluto pause for a second. She stood there for a moment looking at something no one else could see.

"Pardon me. It seems I need to go beat some sense into the princess." Pluto said leaving just as quick as she arrived and earning snickers from the detectives.

"I'm glad all time traveling crimes are going to be handled by her now. I had enough of those after the coliseum." Zack said pulling a face and earning a snort from Ivy.

"What's the matter little brother? Upset because I kicked your behind in front of all of Rome? If we hadn't been worried about the possible lion and death match you would have probably yelled about how it wasn't fair." Ivy said with a snicker and earning a flat look from Tatyanna and a pout from Zack.

"Sure putting a tech and language specialist against a woman with five different black belts is fair." Tatyanna said earning a small blink from Ivy who just shrugged.

"Hey I didn't make the match-ups. Mom did it to keep me from having to kill the other gladiators. Speaking of mom apparently she and Selina just stole the Bonin islands." Ivy said looking at the next alert on her phone.

"And of course Bunny had to steal the Himeji Castle. Any bets on who will end up stealing Mount Fuji?" Zack asked looking between his wife and sister who hummed in thought.

"I know Carmen better than I do Bunny, surely she won't try to steal an entire mountain. My money's on Bunny." Tatyanna said earning a snort from Ivy.

"You weren't there when mom stole the air waves for the entire world… and an entire beach. We still don't know how she did it. I'm placing my money on mom." Ivy said shaking her head, although it might be because a report of Carmen stealing a toy factory came in right then. Well she knew what inspired that particular theft.

"Selina is going to be as big of a thief as mom and Bunny isn't she?" Tatyanna asked earning a snort from the other two.

"And the family legacy continues. Impressive thieves and detectives chasing each other around the world." Ivy said with a grin earning a snicker from her brother.

"As long as she's home before bed time and doesn't do anything dangerous." Tatyanna said sighing slightly. She knew what she was getting into when she married Zack… but that didn't mean she was happy about her daughter becoming a thief at the age of six.

Zack's supposed to be reassuring comment did not help.

"Oh don't worry dear. Mom won't let Selina pull off her first solo heist until she's at least ten years old."