1 Piece Vampire

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if instead of eating the Gum Gum fruit…Luffy ate a mythical Zoan fruit? The Banpu-Banpu fruit? In other words…the vampire vampire fruit and not just any model. No he ate the ALUCARD model. Uh..oh…but wait! Who exactly is his reborn mate? AU OOC some bashing and well…Team Four Star Alucard)

"Ah that was a nice nap." Luffy said with a small grin as he popped out of the barrel he had been in, taking out one of the pirates about to open it by 'accident' and scaring the crap out of the others in the room.

The boy was a little on the short side but he had long rather messy looking hair, wore a red cape, white gloves with a strange symbol on them, and all black aside from his orange tinted glasses and straw hat which seemed really out of place. He didn't even wear sandals like most other people did, no he wore black shoes that seemed rather fancy looking.

"Nice ship you got here." Luffy said looking at the pirates around him, one on the floor unconscious, two staring at him in shock and disbelief, and the third was…

"Do you have pink hair?" Luffy asked looking at the boy in amusement and disbelief.

"Y-yes sir." The pink haired boy said timidly and making Luffy crack up.

"Who the hell do you think you are?! We're part of the Alvida pirates you asshole!" One of the pirates with a sword said making Luffy look at him with a grin still on his face. That grin looked really creepy with his eyes hidden by the glasses and the straw hat on his head didn't distract from it.

"Me? I'm a fuck mothering vampire pirate." Luffy said causing the men to look confused but scared when Luffy grinned wide enough to show his fangs. The two ran off while Luffy looked back at the pink haired wimp.

"Soo? Got any wine around here? Preferably red. Or meat. Meat will work." Luffy asked making the pink haired boy nod timidly and lead the taller boy to the store room where there was plenty of meat for Luffy to eat. Of course the pink haired boy looked sick when he saw Luffy eat the meat raw.

"So…you're a spineless wimp who's also stupid? I eat guys like you for breakfast." Luffy said completely deadpan as he looked at Coby who had just told him about how he had gotten onto Alvida's ship by accident and wasn't brave enough to try and run away. Of course Luffy's casually stated remark, and the blood dripping down his chin from the raw steak, made Coby feel quite sick and scared.

"So why did you set out to sea Luffy-san?" Coby asked after regaining his voice although there was a noticeable tremor to it.

"Hm? I set out to sea for two reasons…to find someone and to become the King." Luffy said thinking about his reasons. He had to find her, had to find his other half. The only woman who could remotely come close to his power and control him at least a little bit. The only woman he had truly loved and respected as an equal. The one who his seals would react to, to show him it's her.

He had to find his No-Life Queen.

"King? The Pirate King? But that means you're after One Piece! It's impossible! Absolutely impossible!" Coby began to overreact to Luffy's calm statement, earning a smack on the head that was rather gentle in comparison to what he could have been hit by.

"Why'd you hit me?" Coby asked rubbing his head where he could already feel the knot forming. Even holding back and with his powers mostly sealed, Luffy could still leave a large whelp on someones head.

"You were annoying me and I don't eat wimpy cowards like you." Luffy said boredly before he moved his glasses down a bit to reveal his wine red eyes to Coby.

"Besides…even if they try to kill me for achieving or going after my dream…not only do I not die easily but I'd still fight for my dream even if it did cost me my life." Luffy said thinking about the woman who he belonged to and who belonged to him in return. He'd do anything for her, she need only mention it or ask. Of course he was never so obvious as to say that of course. He was an asshole with a reputation to maintain.

"Do you think I can do it? Achieve my dream that is…I want to be a marine. A strong marine that brings in pirates like Alvida." Coby asked making Luffy shrug before he looked up as the ceiling creaked and fell in.

"Who do you want to arrest Coby?" A beached whale holding a club asked as she crashed through the ceiling, scaring Coby senseless.

"A-A-Alvid-" Coby began stuttering the womans name, looking as pale as death while Luffy stood up and brushed off his outfit casually.

"Hey Coward. Who's the ugly bitch?" Luffy asked looking at Coby while tilting his head towards Alvida, making everyone freeze in horror and shock as they stared at him.

"You little brat!" Luffy sighed as the woman raged, that was a woman wasn't it?, glancing at Coby he decided he'd do his good deed of the year. Grabbing the boy, Luffy tossed him up through the hole onto the deck none to gentle before jumping up there himself.

"Coby who is the most beautiful woman on the seas?" Alvida demanded making Luffy blink behind his glasses.

"That's a woman?" Luffy asked looking at the gaping pirate crew while Coby seemed to finally find his backbone.

"NOT YOU CAUSE YOU'RE AN UGLY OLD HAG!" Coby yelled at the top of his lungs making Luffy smirk as he decided to fill his quota of good deeds for the next few years. Pushing Coby aside and dropping his hat and glasses he took the mace to the head and caused Coby to pale when the head splattered like a smashed fruit, blood and gore going everywhere.

"You're ne…" Alvida trembled when she noticed something wrong. The beheaded body wasn't moving. It wasn't falling like it was supposed to. It was just standing there in the same position.

"You done goofed." Luffy said as his hand moved the mace away and his head reformed on his shoulders as he bent down to pick up his glasses and hat again.

"How…How the hell did you do that?" Alvida asked backing away with a visible look of fear on her face.

Luffy looked almost amused as he answered her, causing Coby to faint along with half of the pirates.

"Fuck you that's how."