Kiddy Grade Time Mess

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and what if Alv, Dvergr, Lumiere, and Éclair were partnered up together for an assignment to find and capture an obsessed scientist? Only things don't go as planned and some interesting things come to light. AU OOC Femslash)

"The Fountain of Youth? Is that like a code name or something for his projects Lumiere?" Éclair asked looking at Lumiere and earning a sigh from her partner.

"I'm afraid not Éclair. He really believes that he has found the Fountain of Youth and is able to recreate the formula for it thanks to some of its water that he took." Lumiere said causing Alv to narrow her eyes as she stood beside Lumiere to be the first to go into the building once the shorter blue haired woman finished cracking the security code.

With Alv's tall stature and Absorb ability, she'd be able to cover Lumiere and take in any attacks that came their way until the smaller girl took out the electronics that were undoubtedly in the room as well.

"Great. We're dealing with a lunatic." Alv said dryly and sighing slightly while Dvergr merely gave a small smirk in agreement as she watched the left side of the hallway they were in with her side arm out and ready to fire. Éclair was in the same position on the right side of the door.

After all just because it looked abandoned so far didn't mean it really was. This could all just be a trap for all they knew. Even if he did seem to be a lunatic, the man was known to be a genius so there was no telling what he had up his sleeve to keep unwanted intruders out. Intruders like four G.O.T.T. E.S. members with arrest warrants out for him.

"Well at least this job never gets boring." Éclair said with a humorless chuckle as her eyes scanned the area around them.

"You can say that again." Dvergr agreed with a nod as she scanned the area around them as well.

"Don't do it." Lumiere said immediately without even glancing at her partner.

"Mou…ruin all of my fun." Éclair said sounding like she was pouting and earning a chuckle from Dvergr. While she missed the Éclair she knew, it was nice to see the older woman in such a playful and cheerful personality. Her strong sense of justice hadn't changed a bit however.

"I'm in." Lumiere said causing everyone to tense again as they all got into positions. Dvergr and Éclair would cover the rear while Alv and Lumiere went in first to deal with whatever came from the front.

Lumiere was going to be in between Éclair and Alv so that the taller women hid her smaller body with their own naturally taller ones. If Dvergr hadn't insisted on watching the rear in front of Éclair, she would have been in the middle as well most likely.

"Well time to take Dr. Fountain of Youth to the Prison of Aging." Éclair muttered earning a snicker from Dvergr as Alv kicked open the door and walked in as if she owned the room.

"Dr. Farnum we've got a warrant for your arrest! Surrender peacefully and I won't have to beat you to a pulp." Alv announced loudly to the room at large, absorbing a few blasts from the mounted guns on the wall. When she confirmed that it was the only defense system in the room Lumiere stepped out from behind Alv and activated her Puppets ability to turn the guns off-line.

"I swear she takes after her papa." Dvergr muttered to herself at her daughters antics as she sighed a bit, earning a curious look from Éclair while Alv had her rarely used gun pointed at the doctor but held it in a relaxed position.

"Who are you to disturb my work?! This could be a breakthrough on par with that of cybernetic humans!" Dr. Farnum yelled spinning around to face them with a vial in his hands and looking furious at being interrupted.

"I'm G.O.T.T. E.S. member Alv and this is Lumiere. Behind me is Eclai-" Alv cut herself off and spluttered a bit when the doctor threw the liquid in the vial at them, causing Alv to shoot it on reflex which made it splatter all over Alv, Lumiere and Éclair although not as much of it got on Éclair as it did the other two.

"Alv!" Dvergr cried horrified when Alv dropped to the floor coughing and clutching her throat while Éclair's gun fell as she cradled her head in her hands as Lumiere hit the floor as well.

"There's more of you!?" Farnum yelled in shock, having not seen Dvergr from where she had been standing covered by Éclair's body and shadow.

"What did you do?" Dvergr was immediately across the room with a face of pure righteous womanly fury as she grabbed Farnum by the collar of his shirt and brought him down to her level.

"What was in that vial? What is it going to do to my baby?" Dvergr demanded furious as Farnum gulped a bit and seemed to pale.

"Your…baby?" Farnum squeaked out hoping the woman wasn't saying what he thought she was. Dvergr slammed the man into the floor in front of the still coughing Alv although the coughs were getting weaker now.

"See her? That's my daughter. Whatever your vial will do to her you'd better damn well fix it!" Dvergr snarled as she slammed the mans face into the floor before dragging it up so he could see Alv just in time for the blue haired woman to collapse as well.

"I can't! That water was from the Fountain of Youth!" Farnum yelled desperately and hoping like hell the woman was stopped by her only still conscious co-worker who had her eyes clenched shut for the moment as she cradled her head.

He did not want to have the righteously pissed off mother on him.

"What's that supposed to mea-"

"Nain?" Dvergr was stopped mid-word when she heard her real name from the only other woman still conscious at the moment. Her head shot up as her eyes met Eclairs. Éclair whose eyes were looking much older and more weary but also so happy and relieved to see the pink haired woman.

"How? You got hit with the water too?!" Farnum asked gaping as Éclair picked up her gun and checked it over, noting Alv and Lumiere on the floor and seeming to be shrinking.

"Sucks for you I have a healing ability that's so advanced it's almost regeneration. Now? Why are these two on the floor with Nain being pissed at you? And why shouldn't I shoot you for whatever you did to make her that mad?" Éclair aside clicking the safety off of her gun as she stared coldly at the scientist.

"And before you say I wouldn't do it…I am over 150 years old and have been through more wars and fighting than you know exist…and one of those girls looks a hell of a lot like my daughter." Éclair said as she stepped forward and pressed the barrel of the gun to his head.

"She is. The smaller one…that is Lumiere…Éclair…Blesk…" Dvergr said saying the last name as if she were saying a prayer as she stared up at the taller woman while Farnum went stark white.

What Dvergr said next had Éclair's eyes widening, and Farnum damn near fainting where he lay.

"You've lost some memories…you're 220 years old now…and the taller one…she's my daughter…Blesk…she's our daughter."