Name: Airwatcher

Age: 23

Gender: Male

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Writing (kind of have to since it's my job), reading, playing PS4, learning how to edit videos for YouTube

HOW I VIEW AN AUTHOR AND HOW I WRITE. THIS IS MY CODE.

For the author to be truly effective, he must seem a god, a god of the world he created. He must seem untouchable, unapproachable, superhuman. An author must be above and beyond; the mysticism surrounding him must be so complete so as to render him ancient and wise, even if he is half the age of his readers. He must be faceless and formless. He must appear to others as gigantic and distant. He cannot allow others to view him as equal, always as better. He must be what his readers strive towards. He must become more than a man; he must become a symbol, become immortal.

I am formless, shapeless, ancient and wise. I am the god of my worlds. You have no face to assign me, no figure or even a definite name. I am an author.

Quotes:

"Abandon your fear. Look forward. Move forward and never stop. You'll age if you pull back. You'll die if you hesitate." -Zangetsu, Bleach

Current Stories:

Harry Potter: Hogwarts' Guardian

Finished Stories:

Tales of SAO

American Harry Potter Book 1

Unfinished Stories:

EVERYTHING ELSE