VonPelthide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, A song of Ice and Fire, and Star Wars. I'm a German student in my twenties writing for fun. Most of my published works receive minor quality of life updates after being published, simply because I get better at writing. These changes do not affect the plot but merely enhance the readability by removing typos, fixing awkward sentences and overall improving the style of the writing. If you find any mistakes, please let me know so I can fix them. Currently in progress (8th of December 2019): No Longer Alone (New chapter at 2k words) Dawn of Darkness (New chapter at 1k words) A Fortunate Coincidence (New chapter at 2k words) One Small Ripple New Chapter at 2.5k words) A Harry/Susan oneshot set towards the end of OotP (3k words written) To be published eventually: A Hufflepuff Harry short story (3k words written) A pre-ME1 FemShep/Liara one-shot (1k words written) Accidentally Married Chapter 2 (Several ideas did not work out, I'll out something eventually) Plotbunnies I'm bouncing around on: A HarryHermione one-shot with a humorous take on the "Dance scene" in the DH movie Two Harry/Lavender concepts, one set around the Yule Ball while the other one would be post-war. | |||||||
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Lord Hermione? by ALRYM reviews
There was no troll in the girls bathroom in 1991. Hermione found no friends that night. Therefore the brightest witch of her age is on a perilous path. Because with magic it is so very true that knowledge is power. But is it also true that power corrupts? Will the only daughter of two dentists become the third Dark Lord that rises in Dumbledore's lifetime?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 153,612 - Reviews: 1109 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 3,107 - Updated: 7/19 - Published: 6/27/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Chasing Dragons by MarshalofMontival reviews
What if the Rebellion began differently? What if Rickard Stark decided that he would not go to King's Landing alone?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 298,127 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 7/17 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Jaime L., Eddard S./Ned, Robert B., Lyn C.
A Single Decision (Take Two) by Timewatch reviews
Aboard Invisible Hand, on that fateful day above Coruscant, Grievous makes a choice that causes a few little changes for the Separatists and Republic alike. [rewrite of a much older story]
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 247,486 - Reviews: 593 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 628 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 1/4/2016 - General Grievous, OC
Charles Dance Saves Westeros by High Plains Drifter reviews
Will the actor prove an improvement over the original Tywin? Another not so self insert into Westeros; which ever needs saving, because readers will never find a more wretched world of scum and villainy than this.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 91,781 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 1,170 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 5/31/2018
Living Legends by Magpie Corvidae reviews
Mass Effect. Two centuries after the Reaper War, Liara and Shepard live a reclusive life far from civilisation. To the rest of the galaxy the reapers have become little more than a legend, but for those who lived through the war Shepard is still a hero and when the asari decide to reclaim Thessia, she finds herself drawn back into galactic politics.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 196,293 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 2/6/2018 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos
One Way Or Another by Wrexscar reviews
A tale of Mandy Brocklehurst. Not everyone has to face dark lords but that doesn't mean they don't have tales to tell. Especially if your best friend is engaged to Harry Potter and you've realised you need to come out to the school. Not quite a sequel to Call Me but the closest you're going to get. Cover image. girlkiss by Crawling Girl on DeviantArt used with permission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,250 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/15 - Published: 3/29/2018 - [Mandy B., Pansy P.] [Harry P., Lisa T.]
Pranking The Tournament by Gardevoir687 reviews
When Harry learns something that could prove he didn't enter himself into the Triwizard Tournament, he decides to take it once step further and prank everyone in retaliation. However, his prank may have some unforeseen side effects. COMPLETE! Edited as of 11/13/19!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,256 - Reviews: 679 - Favs: 2,888 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 11/13/2019 - Published: 11/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Like Grains of Sand in the Hourglass by Temporal Knight reviews
During the Battle in the Department of Mysteries Nymphadora Tonks finds herself thrown back to the beginning of Fifth Year. With two Tonks walking around and her faith in Dumbledore eroded what's a Metamorphmagus to do? Protect Harry Potter at all costs, that's what! Tonks ends up crafting a new identity for herself and infiltrates Hogwarts to fix the future. Pairing: Harry/Tonks.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,685 - Reviews: 1018 - Favs: 4,853 - Follows: 4,056 - Updated: 8/24/2019 - Published: 10/12/2016 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Daphne Greengrass and the Importance of Intent by Petrificus Somewhatus reviews
This is the story of how Voldemort and the tools he created to defy death were destroyed by Harry Potter and me while sitting in an empty Hogwarts classroom using Harry's idea, my design, and most importantly, our intent. Set during 6th Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,575 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 3,279 - Updated: 8/21/2019 - Published: 11/29/2018 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] Astoria G. - Complete
Potters Against the World by Temporal Knight reviews
Harry and Rose Potter faced everything together...until the Ministry ripped him away from her. Now, finally, Rose - with the assistance of Gabrielle Delacour - has found him again. They've got a plan to fix what was broken; and maybe get a bit of revenge along the way. Pairing: Harry/OFC/Gabrielle (twincest).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 142,808 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 3,361 - Follows: 3,876 - Updated: 7/19/2019 - Published: 10/22/2016 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D., OC] N. Tonks - Complete
Ice Cream by Andrius reviews
Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,942 - Follows: 856 - Published: 6/28/2019 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
The Augurey by La-Matrona reviews
After the war, Harry Potter is desperate to make sure that not a single life more is ruined by Voldemort's legacy. Aided by the ever loyal Hermione Granger, he makes a decision which will forever change more than one life. An epilogue disregarding, Cursed Child inspired, Harmony romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 173,051 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 1/6/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Stepping Back by TheBlack'sResurgence reviews
Post-OOTP. The episode in the DOM has left Harry a changed boy. He returns to the Dursley's to prepare for his inevitable confrontation with Voldemort, but his stay there is very short-lived. He finds himself in the care of people who he has no choice but to cooperate with and they give him a startling revelation: Harry must travel back to the 1970's to save the wizarding world.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 364,101 - Reviews: 3771 - Favs: 10,877 - Follows: 10,781 - Updated: 5/10/2019 - Published: 1/11/2017 - [Harry P., Bellatrix L.] James P. - Complete
The Great Alliance of the North by AntaresTheEighthPleiade reviews
In which Bloodraven, rather than waiting for things to go wrong, warns Ned and Cat that winter really is coming. Cue some very interesting preparations for the oncoming Long Night. 50% crack, 50% other (but not Other). CHRONOLOGICALLY ORGANIZED VERSION of "The Great Northern Alliance."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,134 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 276 - Published: 4/14/2019
Greyjoy alla Breve (SI) by ShaiGar reviews
Mirrored story from SpaceBattles - Volume 1 from AndrewJTalon. An SI takes over Theon Greyjoy when he's brought to Winterfell as a hostage, and proceeds to bring the Industrial Revolution to Westeros, with the contents of the internet in his mind.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 287,923 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,433 - Updated: 3/29/2019 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Robb S., Theon G., Ramsay B. - Complete
Sunflower by EJ Daniels reviews
When it feels as though the entire world is against you having just one person believe in you makes everything else bearable. Harry wants to thank Hermione but things are never easy for The-Boy-Who-Lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,141 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 72 - Published: 3/27/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
I object! by PseudonymousEntity reviews
Harry gets to his ministry trial ten minutes early instead of five minutes late, and so meets his lawyer: a blonde witch dressed in pink. "Hi there! I'm Elle Woods."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 362 - Published: 3/10/2019 - Harry P.
Blue Magic by Tellur reviews
Ancient prophecies are set into motion when Liara meets Harry during an illegal observation of the recently discovered Humans. A vicious cycle has to be broken in order for the galaxy to advance to the next level. However Harry has some unfinished business on Earth and school to attend first. H/Hr pairing, Sibling relationship between Harry and Liara. First part of two.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 228,162 - Reviews: 1413 - Favs: 2,821 - Follows: 3,645 - Updated: 2/24/2019 - Published: 10/26/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Liara T'Soni
Crushing News by Stanrick reviews
Something's up with Hermione Granger. Well, more than the usual, at any rate. And Harry Potter, having bestowed upon him the exclusive privilege of bearing the brunt of her strange moods, has reached the point of being jolly well fed up with it. It's high time to get to the bottom of this all but insoluble mystery...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,261 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 138 - Published: 1/28/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
In Plain Sight by RiverWriter reviews
Hermione is on holiday celebrating her best friend's birthday. It was just supposed to be a fun week away, but an alcohol fueled confession has her reconsidering what's been right in front of her since she was eleven years old.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,258 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 1/1/2019 - Published: 9/19/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Once Upon A Holiday by MrsRen reviews
Frigid. Boring. That's how Hermione Granger sees herself following a bitter breakup on the previous Christmas. Planning to make the annual trip home to her family, she's not looking forward to discussing her relationship status. That's where Harry comes in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,412 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 333 - Published: 12/25/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Petunia Evans, Tomb Raider by Starfox5 reviews
AU. Petunia Evans might have been a squib but she was smart and stubborn. While Lily went to Hogwarts, Petunia went to a boarding school and later studied archaeology. Dr Evans ended up raiding tombs for Gringotts with the help of their Curse-Breakers and using her findings to advance her career as an archaeologist. And raising her unfortunately impressionable nephew.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,388 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Petunia D., Sirius B.] [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
It Could Only Happen to Harry by HoosYourDaddy reviews
After defeating Voldemort in his final year, Harry requires a rare ritual to save his life. Luckily, he has friends who are willing to help him. H/Hr, H/Parv, H/Luna, H/Tonks, H/Fleur. Canon personalities. WARNING: smutty comedy. Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 74,572 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 3,406 - Follows: 2,405 - Updated: 8/3/2018 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G., N. Tonks, Parvati P. - Complete
The Dark Lady Potter-Black by ReluctantSidekick reviews
Tonks and Harry are married. But that doesn't mean she has to stop being the Dark Lady she's always dreamed of being. It just means now Harry is even more along for the ride. Sequel to The Dark Lady Tonks. Don't take this story seriously, Lord knows I'm not
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
The Dark Lady Tonks by ReluctantSidekick reviews
ONE SHOT- When Tonks was six she discovered that there hadn't been a Dark Lady since Le Fey, she decides to become the Dark Lady Tonks. But there's a problem; every time she tries to do something evil, she ends up being a hero. Shout out to Chaos Shadow Kitsune for this idea- HONKS
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,821 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 370 - Published: 7/11/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
Ballade No 3 Rewritten by duskglow reviews
Pansy has an unusual request for Harry, with unexpected consequences. Companion piece to Chopin's Ballade No. 3. Warning: Lemon. Rewritten with a better lemon and better dialogue. Stronger M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,639 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 45 - Published: 6/30/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
nothing scares me anymore by Someone aka Me reviews
Tonks is the monster under Lavender's bed. Except this monster is just here to help.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/14/2018 - N. Tonks, Lavender B. - Complete
Call Me by Wrexscar reviews
A found phone number, the decision to tale a risk. What does a different summer of 96 hold for Harry? A tale of light romance. No secret training no major angst. For once Harry meets someone normal. Now completed. A tale of one summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 66,688 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 4/29/2018 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Harry P., Lisa T. - Complete
Restless Leg Syndrome by DashRenders reviews
A mature commission set after DH, ignoring canon: Harry asks Tonks to sit near him at a Weasley family gathering so Molly doesn't try to set him up with Ginny once again. Tonks would rather play footsie under the table and tease him in a very public place, instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,245 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 252 - Published: 1/4/2018 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] George W., Angelina J. - Complete
The Blackest Of Shadows by Ms.Julyberry reviews
A series of one-shots surrounding the Black sisters and Hermione Granger. A battle of hearts, passions, emotions, and magic. [Hermione/Bellatrix] [Hermione/Narcissa] [Hermione/Andromeda]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,012 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 1/11/2016 - Hermione G., Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T.
The Bloody Wolf of the North by Daemon Belaerys reviews
What if Jon had inherited more than just Lyanna's colouring. What if he, like his mother and his uncle Brandon had the 'Wolf's Blood'. A what if story featuring Jon as a rather more assertive character than he is in the books or show. Standard warnings for GoT/ASoIaF fics. Violence, blood, sex and gore. Butterfly effect. Things will be different and the same. Mix of GoT/ASoIaF.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,498 - Reviews: 861 - Favs: 3,460 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 7/15/2016 - [Jon S., Alys K.] OC
2 AM in Paris by GreyMurphy reviews
Harry and Gabby fluff. One-shot. Rating for implied content.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,972 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/11/2017 - [Harry P., Gabrielle D.] - Complete
I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For by kathryn518 reviews
Ahsoka Tano left the Jedi Order, walking away after their betrayal. She did not consider the consequences of what her actions might bring, or the danger she might be in. A chance run in with a single irreverent, and possibly crazy, person in a bar changes the course of fate for an entire galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 344,480 - Reviews: 5593 - Favs: 14,701 - Follows: 16,384 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Aayla S., Ahsoka T., Harry P.
What's a Little Death between friends? by kathryn518 reviews
After the defeat of Voldmort didn't turn out quite like he envisioned, Harry stared into the Abyss preparing to prove something to himself, instead he tumbles into an experience he never expected, and he doesn't go alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 79,067 - Reviews: 1414 - Favs: 7,261 - Follows: 8,882 - Updated: 9/17/2017 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Hermione Granger, Dermatologist by BrilliantLady reviews
Hermione makes new friends at Hogwarts – and one lifelong enemy – with her newfound love for proper skin and hair care. The wizarding world will be changed forever! A silly idea turned serious, and dedicated to those who skim read the title of my fic "Hermione Granger, Demonologist" a bit too fast. Hermione POV, humour, no pairings, complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,412 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 219 - Published: 9/7/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Eloise M. - Complete
Just One of Those Days by DarthMittens reviews
Harry has an awful day that leaves him feeling frustrated, and he wants nothing more than for the day to finally end so he can just put it behind him. Little does he know, the perfect remedy awaits him in the Gryffindor common room. H/Hr. Pure Fluff. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 144 - Published: 8/30/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Bobby B Saves The Day by Daemon Belaerys reviews
This is what happen when Bobby B Saves the Fucking Day Warnings: Crack! Rude Language, Mentions of sex. Oneshot!
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,557 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 166 - Published: 7/17/2017 - Complete
Call Me Moriarty by ProfessorScrooge reviews
Jasmine Potter came out of her abusive childhood somewhat changed, showing a few sociopathic tendencies. When she lays eyes upon the wizarding world she sees oppurtunity, and decides to take up the mantle of her favourite villain. The balance of power shifts as the chessboard is shaken up by a new player. But what of her foil, Miss Granger? AU,OOC, F/F, Fem!HarryxHermione pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 129,311 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 2,820 - Follows: 3,287 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 11/7/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Neville L.
Wind Shear by Chilord reviews
A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 126,280 - Reviews: 2688 - Favs: 12,903 - Follows: 7,643 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Harry P., Bellatrix L., Charlus P. - Complete
Coastal Manoeuvres by SecondStarOnTheLeft reviews
Stannis returns home from the Greyjoy Rebellion with a bride-to-be, who in years to come may turn the tide in his favour. For her part, Asha behaves. More or less.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/2/2017 - [Asha G., Stannis B.] - Complete
The Five Stages of Falling in Love with Your Best Friend by AnotherGirlWithAStory reviews
He wondered if Hermione felt what he felt. And if she did was she as oblivious to her own emotions as he had been? Hermione rested her forehead against his. She looked straight into his eyes and then she smiled. When their lips connected, Harry knew that he had been oblivious to the entire thing but Hermione hadn't.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/21/2017 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Boy, a Girl, an Owl, and a Train Compartment by BrokenWingsHealed reviews
Harry doesn't expect to enjoy his fifth year back at Hogwarts, and would just as soon be alone on the train... but a few hours with a certain blonde Ravenclaw may have an unexpected effect. A "what-if" variant, grounded in canon, but also inviting you to explore the possibilities. For anybody who appreciates H/L as friends and/or a potential couple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,261 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 124 - Published: 5/13/2017 - [Harry P., Luna L.] Hedwig - Complete
Unexpected Talent by mp3.1415player reviews
Harry can do something very few others can, it turns out. Which sparks an idea... I warn you now, this is entirely silly. And not at all canon. But it came to me more or less whole, made me laugh, then type it up, so you'll have to live with it...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,250 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 135 - Published: 4/27/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Difference One Man Can Make by joen1801 reviews
After the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry Potter decided to travel the world. Twelve years later when a new threat attempts to destroy the progress made in Britain he returns home to deal with the situation. During the fight that puts down the small group of upstarts Harry finds himself in a world of ice and fire
Crossover - Harry Potter & Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 265,320 - Reviews: 4608 - Favs: 11,796 - Follows: 13,048 - Updated: 2/1/2017 - Published: 3/22/2015
On Writing Well by Sela McGrane reviews
The four Heads of House go over an assignment that Albus set for every student. It brings to light some interesting things.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/4/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Baby, It's Cold Outside by Potato19 reviews
Set during OOTP. The story of how Hermione's innocent suggestion of running a Secret Santa with the DA leads to the ultimate search for the perfect presents, an unexpected change in holiday plans, late-night mistletoe-kisses and revelations of profound feelings hidden deep down. Total HHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 75,620 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 1/3/2017 - Published: 12/29/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sooner Or Later by Potato19 reviews
Post-Hogwarts. One year after the Victory over Voldemort, Hermione Granger is finally graduating and Harry Potter is worryingly restless. What follows is a summer of mutual attraction, new discoveries and a misplaced 'friends with benefits' deal that will alter the most important relationship that they have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,848 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/22/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,796 - Reviews: 6068 - Favs: 16,404 - Follows: 13,105 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
There's Freedom In Her Eyes by scrumptiousinternetllama reviews
For Grace. There was an unrivalled freedom in being so high up, surrounded by clouds, but her silver eyes held the promise of freedom that challenged that.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
The Silent World of Cassandra Evans by DylantheRabbit reviews
The letter changed it all for the orphaned, abused little runaway with the messy black hair and the green, green eyes. Cassie's life was going to change but with vengeful teachers, manipulative headmasters and an uncaring wizarding world would it be for the better. Dark but not evil or overpowered FemHarry, eventual Femslash. Pretty close to canon apart from the obvious.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 195,421 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,154 - Updated: 12/21/2016 - Published: 11/27/2015 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Loving Luna: An Epilepsy by MayorHaggar reviews
Harry has been dreading the Slug Club Christmas party, but one look at lovely Luna changes everything.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,952 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/16/2016 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,447 - Follows: 1,149 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
The Quiet Wolf by Star Fata reviews
When the newborn Targaryen Princess is presented to King Robert's court, Ned Stark has an idea that might just save the innocent child from Robert's rage- and safeguard Jon's future as well.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 635 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 49 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Eddard S./Ned, Robert B. - Complete
Oh, Bugger Me Sideways by PsyckoSama reviews
In all those SIs where people are dumped into Westeros, they always lament about how bad they've got it. Well, they don't got shit. It could be much worse. They could have been dumped into the body of Lyanna Stark. Broken, bloodied, genderbent, with a new born bastard, and enough emotional baggage to fill a airport...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 1,609 - Updated: 10/1/2016 - Published: 3/12/2016
Shockwaves in the Unifying Force by CzarZelinsky reviews
In the aftermath of the Battle of Yuuzhan'tar, Mara Jade watches as her husband's life ebbs away. Leia and the Solo family have been destroyed in the destruction of Shimrra's citadel due to Nom Anor's treachery. Mara wished Luke could be saved, that their lives could have been lived in peace rather than turmoil. Mara just wished things had been different. (Time Travel, Wishfic)
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,615 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 9/1/2016 - Published: 6/18/2016 - [Luke S., Mara Jade] [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] - Complete
The Favour by mrs.milfoy reviews
Harry agrees to do a favour for Draco Malfoy - with delightful results for Draco's mother. Guilty pleasure Harrissa in two acts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,006 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 2,015 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 8/23/2016 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Harry P., Narcissa M.
Disparate Youth by Nautical Paramour reviews
Hermione needs to get away from all of the romance after the war. When Neville suggests that she join him for a herbology trip to Fiji, she says yes without thinking twice. Post war. EWE. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,029 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 8/9/2016 - Published: 6/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Neville L.] - Complete
The Sinistra Ward by Irish216 reviews
The savior of the wizarding world has been misplaced. When he is found the young boy is not what the wizarding world expects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 50,703 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,358 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Harry P., Susan B., A. Sinistra, Isobel M. - Complete
Fallen Angels by wyles77 reviews
Six months after the fall of the Reapers, the survivors of the harvest are slowly trying to rebuild their shattered communities and civilisation. Not everyone, however, has the same idea of what the new galactic civilisation should be. Can Commander Rachel Shepard and her intrepid crew protect the fledgling peace they fought so hard to win? Sequel to Better Angels.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 65,806 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 4/11/2015 - [Liara T'Soni, J. Garson] Miranda L., Hannah S.
All The Small Things by Potato19 reviews
Set the summer after OOTP. Hermione gets struck by Dolohov's Curse in the Department of Mysteries and that sparks a change in the relationship between Harry and Hermione. They help each other deal with the grief, finding solace in each other and, eventually, love. Rated M for mentions of child abuse, some swearing and mild adult situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 64,467 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 5/26/2016 - Published: 5/17/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Father First, Damn It! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An hour after Dumbledore told them about the prophecy, James had his entire family- including the dog- bundled up on a Muggle ferry to France. Because there's valiantly dying for the greater good, and then there's good parenting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 317 - Favs: 3,039 - Follows: 1,091 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Fascinating by Fire The Canon reviews
Lily has a crush on Black, but it's not the Black that Marlene thinks it is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Published: 3/3/2016 - [Lily Evans P., Bellatrix L.] Marlene M. - Complete
Old Friends, New Friends by expectopadfoot reviews
"That date was the reason I was shocked to death when I saw that troll. Of course my hero Harry then came to save me and defeat the big bad troll." Tonks ended dramatically, placing a sloppy kiss on Harry's red cheek. He would die before he admitted this to her, but when she said that, he felt rather proud of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,274 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,723 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Explanations by Xenopsyche reviews
Hannah Shepard finally gets the chance to talk to her errant son after he disappeared for two years and she's more than a little confused about the rumours she's been hearing. And why does she have to keep an open mind about someone he's bringing along? Updated version posted: 14/11/2015
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 11/13/2013 - [Shepard, Tali'Zorah] Garrus V., Hannah S. - Complete
A Different Introduction by AJ Granger reviews
What would happen if someone else provided Harry's introduction to the wizarding world? Harry Potter and Septima Vector
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,164 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,072 - Follows: 1,635 - Updated: 10/6/2015 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Harry P., Minerva M., Luna L.
A Knowing Heart by Story Please reviews
Luna Lovegood is a strange girl- everyone knows that. But while she is often unconventional, she is a loyal friend who follows her heart and knows her mind. Except, however, when it comes to Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/20/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Giving Them Something to Talk About by Stellata reviews
All those little what-if moments... A collection of Harry/Hermione one-shots. Newly added: Harry goes to find Hermione after Ron and Lavender get together. Two friends take comfort in each other... (Based off the HBP movie scene)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,868 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Favorite Things by Stanrick reviews
When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Yule Ball Panic by Philosophize reviews
Jasmine Potter, the Girl-Who-Lived and an unwilling participant in the Triwizard Tournament, learns that she is expected to have a date to attend the Yule Ball. This forces her to confront something about herself that she's been avoiding. What will her best friend, Hermione Granger, do when she learns the truth? Fem!Harry; AU; H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,686 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 5/16/2015 - Published: 4/20/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4301 - Favs: 8,996 - Follows: 6,898 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Revolutionary Girl Luna by Luan Mao reviews
The Rose Bride is there to be won, and nothing will get in Luna's way!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Utena - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Little Child Shall Lead Them by White Squirrel reviews
After the war, Hermione is haunted by the friends she lost, so she comes up with an audacious plan to fix it, starting way back with Harry's parents. Now, all she has to do is get herself taken seriously in 1981, and then find a way to get her old life back when she's done.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,818 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 2,087 - Follows: 887 - Updated: 1/16/2015 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Christmas with the Grangers by Argo0 reviews
Harry spends Christmas with his girlfriend's family, and though things between the Grangers seem sour, it quickly becomes the best Christmas ever. Harry/Hermione/Hermione's mum.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,269 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 1,679 - Follows: 675 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Dr. Granger - Complete
Deathly Hollowed by Ice Vixen X reviews
The Boy-Who-Lived lives no more and the wizarding world is left without their savior... or are they? Harry-is-Ulquiorra fic!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,227 - Reviews: 1475 - Favs: 3,457 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Harry P., Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1622 - Favs: 3,432 - Follows: 4,501 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry and Luna Against the High Inquisitor by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna are in a new relationship, but have to deal with the machinations of High Inquisitor Dolores Umbridge. A tale of romance, unfair detentions, media relations, and charms. Sequel to "Protection from Nargles". HPLL, RWLB. In progress... and now finally updated (Dec. 2014)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 117,253 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 1,461 - Follows: 1,718 - Updated: 12/9/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - [Harry P., Luna L.] [Ron W., Lavender B.]
Harry Potter: Geth by mjimeyg reviews
During the final battle Harry is hit with a luck spell... but who exactly got lucky? Harry finds himself in the future fighting a new war when all he wants to do is have a nice and easy life. So he decides to have fun instead.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 276,717 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 7,086 - Follows: 3,783 - Updated: 11/19/2014 - Published: 10/27/2014 - [Tali'Zorah, Harry P.] [Shepard, Ashley W.] - Complete
Property Of by InZanity R reviews
Veelas are known for their possessiveness over those they treasure the most. Be it items or people, Veelas are possessive and that doesn't exempt their mates in being possessive to them as well.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 153 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Hermione G., Fleur D.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What's Next? by wyles77 reviews
So what's a troubleshooting space diva to do when all the bad guys are history? Miranda Lawson has some decisions to make. One-shot, Better Angels verse. T for some language.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2014 - J. Garson, Miranda L. - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6435 - Favs: 12,473 - Follows: 8,411 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Biting the Hand That Feeds You by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 120,263 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 4/21/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L., Pansy P. - Complete
Public Safety by Yunaine reviews
Harry fails to draw his wand quicker than Dudley manages to punch him. Harry is kicked out of the house and travels to the magical world where he's confronted with the steady destruction of his reputation. The public should have realised Harry never stands idle when faced with injustice. - Set after fourth year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 3,744 - Follows: 1,144 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Flutterby, Butterfly by Lady Mimi Alice de Yorke reviews
Since he pulled her out of the Black Lake when she was a small girl, Gabrielle wished she could repay Harry. And now the war is approaching, maybe she can? Harry/Gabrielle. (Gabrielle is older than the books.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,463 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 5/14/2014 - Published: 3/31/2014 - Harry P., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Screw Them! by White Angel of Auralon reviews
Harry Potter had enough of the stupidity of the Wizarding World. If they all believed that he was a dark wizard, just because he could talk to snakes, screw them! He didn't need them. And who ever said that all prophecies did come true? (No horcruxes).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,910 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 5,842 - Follows: 1,829 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 8,884 - Follows: 2,477 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Well Met by Moonshine by wyles77 reviews
Hannah Shepard meets the best bartender this side of the galactic core for the first time. As she seeks the company of a sympathetic ear, she starts to learn a little more about her daughter's extraordinary adventures. Extended edition, rated for language. Better Angels 'verse, implied FemShep/Liara.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,308 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] Hannah S., Aethyta - Complete
The Challenge of the Goblet by Luan Mao reviews
Harry knew that Fourth Year was going to be a challenge. It was almost like he'd seen it before. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,865 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 368 - Published: 12/26/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Art of Dragon Warfare by starbursts and kisses reviews
Four times Arya Stark tried to kill Aegon Targaryen and failed. (Sequel to "The Dragon and the Maiden Fair" and "To Wake a Sleeping Dragon")
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Arya S., Aegon T. - Complete
Snowflakes by Behindthebook08 reviews
"She would watch the snowflakes and the stars, and she would marvel at the pristine silence which had settled over the entire castle. If nothing else, she was thankful to be a witch because of those warming spells. It was sad to think that a muggle could never experience this—that the cold would always get in the way." (Luna/Hermione, Wintery One-Shot, Please Review!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,249 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/20/2013 - [Luna L., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Dragon and the Maiden Fair by starbursts and kisses reviews
"Would you like to be my Visenya, little Arya Stark?" Ned Stark's little girl finds herself lost in the dungeons of King's Landing and ends up making a promise to a strange boy.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,774 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 109 - Published: 11/22/2013 - Arya S., Aegon T. - Complete
And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy by Full-Paragon reviews
Due to a shift in turian and quarian patrols, first contact for humanity is friendly; Rael'Zorah and Hannah Shepard become friends, as do their species. But the galaxy is not a safe place, and schisms develop when the Council steps in. As humanity finds new allies among the stars, something darker stirs. The Meek must beware, for it is nearly harvest time. AU, lots of worldbuilding
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 49 - Words: 232,286 - Reviews: 3746 - Favs: 3,444 - Follows: 2,544 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard, Hannah S., Rael'Zorah - Complete
The Extranet is For Porn by augmentedfourth reviews
Suffering from insomnia, Samantha and Tali hang out in the lounge and rifle through Joker's stash of porn while EDI both distracts the pilot and offers commentary on their chosen activity. Drinks are poured and hilarity ensues. Rated M for the sampling of the infamous seven zettabytes.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Tali'Zorah, EDI, Samantha T. - Complete
The Pitfalls of Being Sober by poke-a-spark reviews
Shepard gets drunk in Purgatory and decides to hang out with Aria, whether the asari wants the company or not. Unfortunately for Aria, intoxicated Shepard is even less reasonable than sober Shepard.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Aria T'Loak, J. Garson - Complete
An Unfortunate Interruption by Souplog reviews
Commander Jane Shepard is horrified to accidentally walk in on her Asari daughter discovering the wonders of making out.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,540 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - J. Garson, Liara T'Soni
Density by Xelan reviews
I believe Ron is fairly dense. How dense, you may ask? Well, let's explore that. Also, Hermione is well know for her hugs. What if she was as enthusiastic with kisses? Let's explore that. Actually, let's explore both those topics at the same time. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 410 - Follows: 122 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Chaser by transportation reviews
Katie Bell's fifth year should have been simple, without even Quidditch to distract her from OWL exams. But an unexpected romance brings the Tri-Wizard Tournament close to home, and pulls her into the ugly side of the magical world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,504 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 790 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 12/24/2012 - [Katie B., Harry P.]
Convergence by starbursts and kisses reviews
"Remind me never to trust blue-haired strangers ever again." What should have been a tedious trip to the North turned out to be an unexpected reunion.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/14/2013 - Arya S., Aegon T. - Complete
A Cunning Slytherin by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,356 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - Daphne G., Harry P. - Complete
Crookshanks the Matchmaker by midwestern sorceress reviews
All Crookshanks wants is for his mistress Hermione Granger to be happy. But he knows she won't find the happiness she needs with the readheaded male. So, one evening, he chooses to take matters into his own hands. Or paws. H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,376 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 248 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., Crookshanks - Complete
Who Gets to kill Bellatrix? by LordGranger reviews
A little humorous one shot where Hermione suddenly starts complaining to the author when Molly gets to kill Bellatrix. One thing follows another and everything suddenly goes downhill. Harry/Hermione. Little bashing of other pairings (but not the characters). ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 66 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Nothing to Lose by Writing Warriors reviews
This story, as a few are in the world of Harry Potter fanfiction, stems from one of those many ideas of Rorschachs Blot, entitled "Nothing to Lose." One of the areas this story will explore is the possible impact on Harry Potter and friends of the isolation that our dear old friend, Albus Dumbledore, always fed to him: this isolation will make up its own reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,681 - Reviews: 1581 - Favs: 3,685 - Follows: 2,417 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 11/1/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
How Hermione Granger and AOL got Umbridge Sacked by apAidan reviews
This is an AU look at what might have happened the day after the Twins left the school during OOTP if Umbridge had had a reason to question Hermione as she did Harry. Since wizards don't understand anything about the internet, or computers or gamergirls, it's a classic example of what you don't know can hurt you. Rated T for ... well just because. AU Harmony. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 205 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 474 - Follows: 153 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by Clell65619 reviews
The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,665 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 1,380 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Deus ex Coemeterium - A Tale of Christmas Eve by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have set out for Godric's Hollow, only to discover it's Christmas Eve. What might have happened if they'd discovered a bit more that silent night. A bit OOC since Harry stops and thinks about exactly how much Hermione has given up for him over the years. My apologies for the formatting of the epitaphs, couldn't make that work once it was uploaded.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 97 - Published: 12/25/2012 - [Hermione G., Harry P.] - Complete
The Holly and the Ivy by Captain Fracas reviews
General Veers is the last person anyone would expect to walk down the halls humming Christmas carols, and Admiral Piett is adequately shocked. As the General's sudden cheer begins to spread through the Executor, what will the admiral (and the resident Sith Lord) do? Set between Episodes V and VI, slightly AU - I've let Veers both live and keep his legs after Hoth. Also, Christmas.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 12/21/2012 - F. Piett, General Veers - Complete
I should go by FallenTemplar709 reviews
Aethyta decides to spend some time onboard the Normandy with her daughter. Can Jane survive an entire month of her father-in-law's dirty mouth? Will Liara die of embarrasement? Lets find out! This is my first fic, so be gentle.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,804 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 39 - Published: 10/9/2012 - [Liara T'Soni, Shepard] Aethyta - Complete
Not the Golden Route by Romantic Silence reviews
Telling your best friend that you slept with his not-really-official-yet girlfriend is never easy... especially when the three of you have just been captured by Death Eaters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 150 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Portrait by avidbeader reviews
Sixth-year one-shot, AU. Harry asks Dean for a favor. Dean agrees, and in the process notices something. Underlying H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Dean T., Harry P. - Complete
Silly Ruler Waving by Horace Nihil reviews
Hermione Granger is fifteen, sixteen in a few weeks. She has this summer job in the local library she loves, but something is amiss. Why does she spend so much time waving things, like this ruler, in such a silly way ?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,883 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Jamie Evans and Fate's Fool by The Mad Mad Reviewer reviews
Harry Potter stepped back in time with enough plans to deal with just about everything fate could throw at him. He forgot one problem: He's fate's chewtoy. Mentions of rape, sex, unholy vengeance, and venomous squirrels. Reposted after takedown!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 77,208 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 3,850 - Follows: 1,509 - Published: 6/2/2012 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
A Different Halloween by RobSt reviews
Could a chance meeting change history? What would a different Halloween in 1981 mean for wizarding Britain?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 124,549 - Reviews: 4560 - Favs: 10,232 - Follows: 5,289 - Updated: 5/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Food Scandal by Malicean reviews
Governmental contracts usually go to the lowest bidder. Even in galaxies far, far away. And, here or there, you get what you pay for.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 1,042 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Darth Vader, F. Piett, OC, General Veers - Complete
Her Other Mother by Four Syllables reviews
It's three in the morning and Jane and Samantha Shepard's daughter has a very important question to ask. Fem!Shep/Samantha. Set post-ME3, ignores the ending and replaces it with happily ever after. Fluff.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Samantha T., J. Garson - Complete
Help of a Seer by Aealket reviews
When Luna's dad is killed, things change. Post Order of the Phoenix HP/LL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,424 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 2,592 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Who Needs Obliviators? by Drauchenfyre reviews
British Aurors Obliviate Muggles to keep magic a secret. What if other countries did it differently?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 184 - Published: 3/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 2,469 - Follows: 708 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1597 - Favs: 7,304 - Follows: 2,734 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Protection From Nargles by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Harry and Luna meet in the Room of Requirement. Mistletoe appears. Will Nargles be a problem? Takes place in during Harry's fifth year, as he and Luna get closer. Basically pure fluff, largely consisting of conversations. NOW COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,581 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 2,633 - Follows: 1,040 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Learning to Love Good by Lia Kada reviews
After Ginny Weasley cheats on Harry Potter with none other than Neville Longbottom, Harry's heart has been shattered to pieces. He seeks comfort in the arms of his longtime friend, Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,230 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 570 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Hen That Laid the Golden Eggs by Lady FoxFire reviews
The wizard world has always demanded the blood, sweat and tears from Harry and now they're demanding one more thing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 2,331 - Follows: 580 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Two Birds Of A Feather by alb925 reviews
That year we both realized that we had a lot more in common than we thought and over time we both began to have feelings for each other. Some people would say this is due to hormones, but personally, I believe the Nargles must be behind it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 68,985 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Suspenders by LenkaJeneva reviews
Oneshot. Suspenders Hold Up Pants and Conversations. Simple as that. It's first year and Harry is about to catch the Hogwarts Express... of course... he manages to run into Nymphadora Tonks instead of the Weasleys this time around.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,389 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 45 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Strings Attached by HermiHugs reviews
A Harry and hermione fluff, one shot. A magical way for Harry to propose to the one girl that he cannot live without. Set during their fifth year at Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 420 - Follows: 94 - Published: 11/23/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
By the Fireside by Romantic Silence reviews
As Harry contemplates his behavior with Hermione over the Firebolt issue, he finds her asleep in the common room. He realizes then how much he misses her.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 121 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Sea King by Doghead Thirteen reviews
Nineteen years ago, Harry Potter put paid to Voldemort at Hogwarts; now it's nineteen years later and, as the diesels hammer on, a bushy-haired girl is still searching for The-Boy-Who-Walked-Away... Oneshot, Deadliest Catch crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,361 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,541 - Follows: 351 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 852 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Girl Talk by sprinter1988 reviews
A talk between Hermione and Lavender during sixth year reveals Lavender's reason for dating Ron. Please note: Hermione and Lavender are the main characters, and not the pairing. I'd tell you the pairing but that'll give away the end of the story! NOT R/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 232 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Hermione G., Lavender B. - Complete
A Frustrated Irishman by Romantic Silence reviews
Hello, my name is Seamus Finnigan. I'm the only one in my year that thinks that Harry Potter and Hermione Granger should be together. For years, I grew up watching them tiptoe around each other. I am sick and tired of all this.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 99 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Simplicity by Romantic Silence reviews
With how close Harry and Hermione were to one another, it was only natural that it would shift to something more. It was just that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 89 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Scars by Black Knight 03 reviews
Lavender is struggling to deal with effects of Greyback's attack, and is becoming a shadow of her former self. Eventually ending up at 12 Grimmauld Place, she finds out that she isn't the only one with scars and some run deeper. One-shot Lavender-Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 40 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Lavender B., Harry P. - Complete
The Contract by apAidan reviews
Harry and Hermione have a plan to derail Dolores Umbridge's reign of terror before it goes any further. With the help of Lady Longbottom, Harry goes to Gringotts to put it into action. With one slight complication, a 10 century old marriage contract.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,293 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 2,209 - Follows: 675 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 3,209 - Follows: 2,882 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Recovery by drwells123 reviews
The Lazarus project is interrupted, leaving Miranda Lawson to nurse Kate Shepard back to health on a distant world. AU. H/c hurt courtesy of Bioware . Pure fluff. Mature content. Reviews much appreciated. Thank you for reading!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,915 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Miranda L., J. Garson
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 663 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Contact High by forcedInduction reviews
Harry and Hermione had been dating for a few years, and Luna always liked to see them together. Hermione always wondered why. One night, she got her answer. Lunar Harmony - H/Hr/L.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 123 - Published: 6/26/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
Through the Veil by Blackdeer7 reviews
Unbeknownst to Lakota Shepard, down in the dull, dark depths of the engineering bay, has always been the light that burns fiercest only for her. Covering the timeline from ME1, ME2 and beyond. This is Tali's story, told in her own words... Tali/FemShep
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,509 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Tali'Zorah, J. Garson - Complete
A Good Night by themarshal reviews
The crew of the SSV Normandy has its first night of shore leave in weeks. Alice Shepard struggles to reconcile her role as Commander with her feelings about her crew.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,769 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - [J. Garson, Liara T'Soni] - Complete
The Means to an End by DarthMittens reviews
What happens when there's a party in the Gryffindor common room and Harry accidentally drinks a truth serum developed by the Weasley twins? Weasley-bashing galore. One-shot. A touch of crude language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 518 - Published: 4/27/2011 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Seven Lovely Reasons by MairiNathaira reviews
Instead of the seven deadly sins, we have the seven lovely reasons why Harry Potter fell for Luna Lovegood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,526 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 51 - Published: 3/19/2011 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
A Small Mercy by VFSNAKE reviews
An AU on what would have happened if Ahsoka wasn't killed by Anakin during the sacking of the Jedi Temple. How she changed everything! Hope you like it. ENJOY!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,500 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 173 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
Crazy Little Things by dreiser reviews
POST DEATHLY HALLOWS! Femslash. HermioneLuna. Little by little, in her own unusual way, Luna Lovegood begins to romance Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,839 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 563 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Dearly Beloved by DigiFruit reviews
Hermione is sad that her parents can't relate to her magical life, so Harry learns how to use a muggle camera to take photos that she can mail to them with her letters. Using her as a model, however, makes him realize how beautiful she really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,214 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 3,238 - Follows: 647 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Friendship by Niftu Cal reviews
The story follows Tali'Zorah as she interacts with the engineering crew. She soon finds a unlikely friendship with a master thief.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Kasumi G. - Complete
Harry, Ginny and Polyjuice Potion by harryginny1 reviews
Harry has a brilliant idea! He loves Ginny and knows her inside and out. But, he wants to REALLY know what it feels like to be her - just for a little while. Will Ginny consent to his little experiment?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Gamp's Finest Blend of Pretend by canoncansodoff reviews
Hermione is in great need of a place where Harry and she can relax and act like normal teenagers after a stressful Remedial Potions lesson. The Room of Requirement exceeds her expectations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,784 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 973 - Follows: 272 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Best Mates by chem prof reviews
A humorous one-shot in which Hermione challenges Ron as to which one of them is truly Harry's Best Mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 573 - Favs: 4,217 - Follows: 908 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Runaway? by Itsme66 reviews
Fleur in France 19 years later, and something happens... AU Disregards epilogue - mostly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 193 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Fleur D. - Complete
Sirius Sets Things Right by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Oneshot: A chronicle of the coolest Godfather that ever lived.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,806 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 1,801 - Follows: 534 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Sirius B. - Complete
The Mandatory Marriage Contract Fic by Itsme66 reviews
AU post 5th year. A bunny that wouldn't let go. Harry is set up in a marriage contract, but things don't go as planned. Rated for language and blatant - if non-desciptive - sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 62,585 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 2,162 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Harry P., Morag M. - Complete
Sphere of Influence by Bobmin356 reviews
Harry's trip through the Department of Mysteries reveals the Mysteries behind the department
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,086 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,609 - Follows: 487 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Totally Platonic by PerfectPotter reviews
Harry and Hermione's relationship is totally platonic... isn't it? H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 253 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
I Did It by muggledad reviews
Alone in the attic of Black Manor during the Christmas Holidays of his Fifth Year, Harry contemplates his life. Harry/Hermione. One Shot, Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,944 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 170 - Published: 1/25/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Whatever Happened to Bromance? by vlad the inhaler reviews
Cormac McLaggen explains a few simple truths to Harry, with profound consequences. Harry/Romilda. Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 10/15/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
A Boy and His Cloak by HoosYourDaddy reviews
Late one night at Grimmauld Place, Harry accidentally stumbles upon Hermione in a very compromising situation. What's a boy under an invisibility cloak to do? Smutty H/Hr Oneshot. Warning: Not for younger audiences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,646 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 2,553 - Follows: 762 - Published: 11/2/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Firewhiskey Nights by Silens Cursor reviews
Four years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry badly needs a vacation - and instead he gets an old friend and a Firewhiskey-soaked adventure. Threeshot, Harry/Cho
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,741 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 110 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Harry P., Cho C.
A Lean and Hungry Look by Kerisempai reviews
Someone is trying to kill Pansy Parkinson. Can her former enemies put their own prejudice aside long enough to save her life? Hermione/Pansy femslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,234 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 40 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Hermione G., Pansy P. - Complete
Play By Play by JJ Rust reviews
In HBP, Luna did commentary for the Gryffindor/Hufflepuff Quidditch match. But what if she had done it as the girlfriend of Harry Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 144 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Marriage in Mind by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A marriage contract. They want him to sign away his freedom and his future and his life on a girl who didn't even attend her best friend's funeral. Harry has other ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,023 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 3,405 - Follows: 798 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Knowledge is Power by RobSt reviews
When Hermione gets cursed at the Ministry, Harry and the Death Eaters discover the power he knows not. Unleashing this power has far reaching consequences. Weasley and Dumbledore bashing – time travel story that's hopefully different.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 178,331 - Reviews: 3797 - Favs: 10,692 - Follows: 4,444 - Updated: 4/29/2009 - Published: 10/23/2008 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,253 - Follows: 1,579 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Chandelier by Artemis Day reviews
Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 333 - Published: 3/15/2009 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Just Like the Girl That Married Dear Old Dad by chem prof reviews
A light-hearted one-shot in which Hermione demolishes one of the most annoying clichés in Harry Potter fanfiction. Features delusional Ron and Ginny. Pairing: HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,785 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 2,146 - Follows: 471 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,770 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Ruthless Revenge by Yunaine reviews
Harry overhears Ginny plotting to force him in a situation that he has to marry her. Instead of going to useless teachers Harry decides to do some plotting of his own... - Set during seventh year; Harry/Daphne
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,933 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 5,954 - Follows: 1,734 - Published: 7/8/2008 - [Harry P., Daphne G.] - Complete
Harry Potter and the Headsman's Hostage by Mantis FA reviews
What if Harry's fifth year at Hogwarts had begun not with a dementor attack and a trumped-up charge but with a birthday party and a ransom note? In this AU, the Order's decision to pull Harry out of Privet Drive on July 31 has far-reaching consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 76,537 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 79 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Harry P., Cho C. - Complete
Seven Birthday Disasters for Harry Potter by Jason Thompson reviews
The night his parents died, Sirius Black cast aside revenge to care for the infant Harry Potter, but that doesn't mean everything was alright for the Boy-Who-Lived. Honks and Other Harry-pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 97 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Larceny, Lechery, and Luna Lovegood! by Rorschach's Blot reviews
It takes two thieves, a Dark Wizard, and a Tentacle Monster named Tim.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 83 - Words: 230,739 - Reviews: 2756 - Favs: 4,504 - Follows: 1,975 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Family Reunion by JJ Rust reviews
During a family outing at the London Zoo, Harry has an unexpected encounter with Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia. But what happens when the Dursleys must deal with Harry's wife . . . Luna Lovegood!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,145 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 2,026 - Follows: 426 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
So Wrong for Me by scarlet and gold reviews
HHr 3RD & FINAL CHAPTER UP. At a party Harry starts to thinking about the many reasons why Hermione is wrong for him. Like...what were they again? Post DH, minus epilogue. Lighthearted short story. Strong language & alcohol involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 1,703 - Follows: 997 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Magical Contracts by Kalen Darkmoon reviews
In Goblet of Fire, JKR established that it was absurdly easy to bind other witches and wizards unwillingly into binding magical contracts with a simple, school-taught 'confundus' charm. What if Harry took note of that and decided to do something about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 3,980 - Follows: 1,070 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The List by HermioneCrookshanks919 reviews
The List named everyone who thought they were a couple. In other words, all of Hogwarts. Now Harry and Hermione have to prove that they're just friends. The only problem is, even they're starting to wonder if their names belong on The List…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,974 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 9/29/2007 - Published: 11/21/2006 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Dark Lord Prevention Tech by Clell65619 reviews
One Shot Luna has a plan, and the technology to back it up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 268 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Getting Another One by Almost Anonymous reviews
Ginny and Ron end up traumatized when they eavesdrop on Harry and Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 91 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dora's Little Question by Un Petit Diable reviews
[One Shot] 'Where do babies come from' How are the Marauders going to handle five-year-old Nymphadora's question? [Marauders' Era]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sirius B., N. Tonks - Complete
In a Nutshell by Jewels5 reviews
Lily and James: their epic as the fanfiction authors love to tell it. In a nutshell.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 86 - Published: 7/15/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 3020 - Favs: 7,153 - Follows: 2,902 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,713 - Follows: 563 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Turning Words Into Action by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry and Hermione get more than they initially bargained for when they employ flirtation as grief therapy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,329 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 114 - Published: 2/24/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hot by merlinsbeard73 reviews
Something that I wrote during the hot summer and now that winter is here I thought we could use a warm up! Harry and Hermione having fun in the summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,539 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 123 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 1,885 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 1,773 - Follows: 254 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Scars aren't so bad by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Hermione is trying to heal a scar of Harry’s for a charms assignment when he misinterprets “Is it hard yet?”
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 103 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Philosopher's Stone Retransmuted by Regulus reviews
[Complete Formatting completely fixed now!] Book 1 in the RSeries, an AU rewrite. Harry, abused by the Dursleys, meets a young Metamorphmagus one morning in the park. The girl reveals who Harry really is and where he'll soon be going. [Honks]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 132,419 - Reviews: 955 - Favs: 2,360 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Lip Locking 101 by Satashi reviews
Hermione teaches Harry how to kiss. Need I say more? Pg13 for light touching and intament moments.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 778 - Follows: 159 - Published: 12/30/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
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A Fortunate Coincidence reviews
Maege Mormont sent word of Robb's will north to her daughter Lyra, who leaves to fetch Jon from the Night's Watch. Things get complicated from thereon.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,554 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 7/4 - Published: 9/14/2019 - [Jon S., Ygritte]
One Small Ripple reviews
After her trial, Ahsoka Tano tries to find her own path without returning to the Temple. After all, they made it clear that she wasn't welcome there anymore. This, however, does not sit well with her former Master.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,659 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 506 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 11/16/2019 - [Anakin Skywalker, Padmé Amidala] Ahsoka T.
No Longer Alone reviews
Unable to clear his name, Sirius asked his cousin Andromeda to take care of Harry. This turns out to be the best decision Sirius has ever made.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 105,094 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,871 - Follows: 2,827 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/2/2017 - [Harry P., Lisa T.] N. Tonks, Andromeda T.
An Unfortunate Coincidence reviews
Hermione Granger is pregnant. Trouble is, she has not slept with a man during the past decade. Which is why the whole pregnancy business is rather unexpected, and the reason she sought out Harry and Ginny for advice. Postwar, EWE? Cracky.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/29/2019 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Hermione G. - Complete
Phoenix in the Sands reviews
Harry Potter has disappeared and the Order of the Phoenix is just one of many groups desperately searching for him. Being its newest member, Nymphadora Tonks got the worst assignment, or at least that's what Dumbledore told her in a sad tone. However, the place might have changed a little since his last visit in 1897.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 202 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks, OC - Complete
Dawn of Darkness reviews
When Harry invited Tonks to Slughorn's Christmas Party, he never expected to stumble into a relationship with his friend. Nor did he expect to be engulfed by a web of deceit and intrigues woven across Europe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,101 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 12/26/2017 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] Penelope C., OC
Bad at This reviews
Harry and Hermione realise that they might be the worst Friends with Benefits in the history of that arrangement.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,542 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 243 - Published: 12/14/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Accidentally Married reviews
When her father wanted to sell Pansy off like cattle, she decided to take matters in her own hands. With unexpected results. A second Chapter will be added eventually.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 492 - Published: 11/2/2018 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] Hermione G. - Complete
Under Guard reviews
If anybody would have told Hermione a week ago that she'd find herself enamoured after a shared kebab, she would have pointed the person towards St. Mungos' ward for permanent spell damage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,306 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 60 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Hermione G., N. Tonks] - Complete
Drool reviews
Harry needs a date for the Yule Ball and Hermione has a solution. Harry/Fleur
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,691 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/27/2018 - Published: 8/12/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
A very Sirius pet reviews
Instead of a grim, Sirius Black had a different Animagus form, one that Harry adopted as his new pet. The result of a Reddit prompt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 146 - Published: 7/27/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Stop worrying for one evening reviews
Attending Slughorn's Christmas Party sounded like a tedious task. With the right company however, it turned out to be anything but tedious.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,314 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 12/26/2017 - Published: 10/21/2017 - [Harry P., N. Tonks] - Complete
