Head of shit. Zero emotions

This started out so interesting but then degenerated into a crack fic. Still a good crack fic could have been entertaining but you leave crimes unpunished and gave an unsatisfied anticlimax of an ending. I am especially enraged at your lack of care with which you treated a thirteen year old's rape and how the Weasley twins just get away with it. All in all the whole last third of the story just left a bad taste behind... :-(

there could be more to the aftermath

Caught the Rambo reference. I have to ask...why the hell is a Frenchman obsessed with American gun culture, to the point of citing old gun manuals? Why would you know who the American Secretary of State was in 1996? Or when Ronald Reagan had an airport named after him? 90% of Americans don't know these things. I would have pegged you for a Clint Eastwood film fanatic who lives on a farm in Montana surrounded by an arsenal of 6,000 guns, not some French dude XD No offense.

Fun stuff; I love the irreverent tone. Hermione's new diction and the whole 'magically-connected SAS parents' thing is a bit over the top though.

This is fascinating and bizarre so far; I love it.

Sucks ass

Great story, thoroughly enjoyed every chp.

I thought Stanley Kubrick was the writer / director of 'Full Metal Jacket' ?

But I didn't get to see Albus pay for fucking with Hermione's life...didn't get to see Fred or George really pay for raping that girl...and where's Remus?

I HAVE QUESTIONS.

I can't wait to see justice done to Albus, Snape for not stopping Albus, and Fred and George. I hope Remus is freed from unnecessary CIA/FBI incarceration soon (because that's what it is).

Eh, too much of the time-turner/alternate-dimension time travel crap is just too convolutedly unbelievable to quite work, but whatever. Also, I don't see Remus living so far up Albus' rectum that he would agree with shoving Hermione out of the magical world to keep Harry from sullying himself with a mudblood, either. Gross wrong-characterization of Remus there.

If SuperSniperGunTotin'Dad and SuperSlyNeedleFlyMum can take out irrelevant characters like Dung, Mulciber, and Goyle, why can't they manage to take out Umbridge, Malfoy Sr, Fudge, and Dumbledore?

And who doesn't love X-Files...

So we're almost half way through this story and Hermione and Harry are still not back together and Albus still hasn't paid for his bullshit.

And I honestly could not give a shit less about Hermione running or Hermione climbing or Hermione masturbating or Hermione shooting guns or Hermione being unnecessarily naked and high yet again. Ugh, the over-detail and slow-as-fuck plot are both kind of annoying.

Awww, I hate she left England before Crooks could get to her. :( DO NOT ABANDON THE CAT!