Why the hell do you say that people dont hug in greetings? Yes im calling the author out on this because that is not the character but the authors own agenda driven BS. Harry has hugged Molly Weasley a dozen times, hes had group hugs when winning a quiditch game, and he's hugged Hermione more than a few occasions. Hell, thats not counting at least one hug from Hagred and Genny and not to mention a few from Sirius. Lets sure as hell not forget when he was hugged and kissed on the cheek by Fleur. If hugging is molestation then Fleur would be in prison for r p3. There are countries in this world alone were people dont just hug as a greetings but they even kiss cheeks. Well I guess it makes sense, if the wizarding world forgets how to do magic in just over one generation, but also forget that they have bookstores and libraries then sure, i guess Harry can forget the dozens of hugs he's received in greetings or congratulations. That makes sense. Even you yourself have written Harry as being hugged and hugging people during a greetings and you did it during the rosario crossover before harry practical mind rapes Tonks, even if she did accidentally commit murder, it was still immoral and inexcusable.

Everything of yours that I have read is excellently done, keep up the good work!

So, i keep coming back to your work because it is just so damned funny. The first time i read this story was a few years ago. There were parts of the story that had me clutching my ribs with tears in my eyes because I was laughing so hard. I really do wish you had more work to read. You are something else. I don't think I have many favorite authors on ... Any site really, but I've definitely followed your work for a while now. Hope to hear more from you.

I always do like your author's notes, not as much as I like your stories, but pretty close. This one had me stay up til dawn more than once to finish because it was so enthralling. I look forward to reading the rest of your stories one at a time. I usually do not read fics with crossovers of things that I have no reference for but this story may have just changed that pattern. Now I want to play Mass Effect. It sounds most entertaining! Well played all the way around.

(PS I am sorry there are so many blithering idiots out there. However, I am glad that you realized that and added them to the story even if we readers and the characters ended up having to deal with them.)

Enjoyed the story thanks.

I think most people had a problem grasping the humor was because they are too stupid to comprehend that something can have a plot and serious moments, and still be funny. They are are too busy watching the latest Adam Sandler movie and don't realize the best form of comedy is when you are actually invested in the characters and world.

It legitimately irritates me to hear you have been having so many people harass you about this story.

It is great.

You should feel proud of writing such an interesting and funny tale. I can easily see the amount of effort you put into this fic's world. I definitely had a fun ride

Absolutely fabulous, I have enjoyed this story immensely. Gave me quite a few laughs but no embarrassments. I did fire up my Mass effect again though, noticing i had forgot a lot of the plot.
And I can't understand why people want to flame and complain about a story. Ok if it were full of plotholes and technical errors like spellings and such, but not for deviations from canon. Aah well, the world is full of idiots. Now I have lost k at your other works. I haven't watched H5-0 so that will be interesting. / Slaintë, up the irons.

See? Goblins are just mini-krogans."

Holy shit you’re right

This is hilariously great

Thank you! This was a GREAT read! I’m not a writer, but I love good fiction. Been reading HP FF for about 15 years and this story is absolutely in my top 5. The arcs, the characters, the storytelling was everything I love! Believable, funny and just a darn good read! I am unfamiliar with the characters from the cross over but I understood who these people were. That is pretty fantastic story telling. I don’t have any comments other than Thank You. I look forward to reading more stories from you!

I'm getting some HK-47 vibes here... I like it.

I know nothing fo mass effect but I have high hopes after this chapter

Good story sad that i dident find it earlier

I love this story and i reread it at least once a year since finding it.

While i have not published and writing either fan fiction or professionally, I have been written for both amd it's very easy to have an idea or plot in your head. Getting that idea into words that are deceptive, entertaining, grammatical correct, spelt correctly and follows the rules of the story is unimaginatively hard.

I have full admiration for not only starting and publishing a story on here but actuary finishing it.

So thank you again for the great read.

This was a great story I'm looking forward to seeing a sequel or something that is just as good as this was

LMBO every chapter!