yeah I don't like the fact the contract is fake

D'OOHHH! I wanna see what happens next! THIS IS SO GREAT!

Damn Funny!

lol, omg this is beyond amazing

This was brilliant! And funny. Be proud.

Albus and the evil Weasleys all will have kittens when they find out.

I loved it! I can see Harry telling Malfoy that at the very bare maximum Draco would be worth less than the shoe the horse threw. That if he wanted Harry to seriously consider marrying Draco it'd cost the Malfoy family the teen most valuable horse breeding farms in the world at the very least! Anywho, this had me almost falling out of my chair at points! So thanks for a good but short story.

Wow, I haven't even read this yet but there's a guest reviewer a couple under me that needs taking out the back and shooting as a service to mankind. Just saying. Sorry for reviewing just to say that.

This was fun. Although I really would have liked to ‘see’ the Weasley Fallout at breakfast after the Announcement.

Great fun! Thanks so much

It was interesting. Right up until we found out it was sham contract. Then I just felt awful. No matter the happy outcome, I would never speak to the people involved ever again. I would also remove all my money from that bank, and tell everyone the reason why. If you can't trust your banker, you would never do business them.

Wonderful short story.

Never reviewed this before.

Totally hilarious. I love that the adults set up the best prank ever on Dumbledore, Umbridge, Fudge, the Weasleys and the Ministry in general!

I don’t think this will stay hidden from the new Potters and the Grangers. Hopefully long enough for the to find the humor in it.

TGM

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Nice!

What the fuck is Hermione bitching about? How can she honestly expect Harry to ask her to the Yule Ball if he thinks Ron fancies her? So why the fuck is she blaming Harry?

As a matter of fact, why the fuck does she expect Harry to read her mind regarding what she wants? Sorry cunt, I can't pay attention to you 24/7 and figure what the hell you want. I have a life-threatening tournament to worry about.

Or how about this. Why doesn't she WOMAN THE FUCK UP and ask him, instead? But know, the bitch adheres to archaic and sexist expectations regarding men, and blames Harry for what she didn't get what she for some reason felt entitled to. If she likes archaic traditions, she should to sucking dick, popping out babies, and stay in the kitchen like a good little house fuckmeat that those pigs in the past expected women to be.

Honestly, apAiden, fuck you. And fuck your whore mother. Bitch has thirsty cunt, and gives a mean pole slobbering.