I FUCKING CALLED IT! I KNEW IT!

Who in the fuck (other than the sea cow...I forgot her actual name) would stab a eight year old with a poisoned blade?

Bet, Percy's soul is...is...who tf was like Percy before Percy...gods damnit Hades

WE WANT ANSWERS

Poseidon "so Hades...uuuuhhh...my son got stabbed-"
Hades "WHAT IN THE FIVE PLACES OF HELL HAPPENED"

Triton to Percy after Percy got stabbed "You are not allowed to die,"

"resting rage face" I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing

Good job on graduation and all that jazz! I'm probably a year or two late but eh.

"I dislike balls,"-Percy...

You know...and eight year old should be careful of there wording

Of Jesus not the pastry chef

Dear gods have mercy on you because none of those pastry chefs are.

"the next morning they were still playing Monopoly with all the board captured by both and no one was losing money. It started to become politics..."

I wish I could count how many times they've said to Poseidon "He gets this from you" because it's funny every time

Rhode "you're adopted"
Percy "let me ask Uncle Hades quickly"

Wait what? They did that...wow that's very sad. To threaten someone about a story

Fantasy

Jesus that's pitiful

If any of you are reading this you're sad poor things. You track people down and threaten them because they made a story. You're a pitiful excuse of a human and honestly should just be ashamed. You're no better than Zeus and his love life with his wife...and we all know how bad that is

Lmao people waste time in there life just to leave a bad review on a fanfiction

What poor sad creatures they are

"By Olympus, Percy, you could set the palace on fire and they would not get angry at you."

"The palace is underwater."

Readers if this comedy amuses you good