Sup, guys! ILoveThisStory2 here, and if you get a review from me, your story is kickass!

Name: Andrew

Age: For me to know and you not to

Birthday: November 1

Location: Up yours and around the corner (lol)

But seriously, New York City baby!!!

Likes: Stuff (read below)

Dislikes: Stuff (too lazy to mention)

One thing you should note, however, is that I am still in school, so if I have a story of sorts, I might not update as fast as you want me to.

Other than that, enjoy!

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16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things!

Favorite Quotes:

"THIS IS SPARTA!" - Leonidas

"Ima guest in your country!"- Niko Bellic (right after the cops starting chasing him.)

"Well...shit."-Someone

"Troublesome."-Shikamaru Nara

"I think you need surgery for that stick up your ass..."-Me when I meet a really snobby bastard

"I got lost on the road of life..."-Kakashi Hatake

"WHAT?"-Stone Cold Steve Austin (best used against a foreigner with a thick accent and when trying to piss them off)

"D'oh!"-Homer Simpson

"RAPE! RAPE!"-Me screaming when a guy is grabbing someone else

"Tobi is a good boy!"-Tobi

"Foolish little brother..."-Itachi

"FUCK ME!"-Niko Bellic (when he's surrounded by cops firing at him.)

"There's the good teams, the bad teams, then fifty feet of crap, and then there's us."- Brad Pitt in the movie Moneyball

"Do I look fat in this dress?" "Hell yeah you do! Wait, let me speak your language. Cows go MOO!"- Ryan Higa (Youtube celebrity/comedian, one of two channels {nigahiga} in the world to reach five million subscribers) in song, Nice Guys.

Likes:

Strong Naruto (Kishi makes him strong and Sasuke stronger, which is a pain in the ass)

Rinnegan Naruto (that's plain badass)

NaruHina

NaruHarem

NaruTema

NaruYugi

NaruSamui

Well-written adventure/romance stories

Stories that look good gramatically and not like shit (Ex: naruto said to jiraiya can you teach me a new move and jiraiya said sure thing because your my star student)

Stories that have a plot behind it and just "flow"

Teen Titans

Linkin Park

deadmau5 (one of the kings of Electronic Dance Music. "Strobe" is a masterpiece. Listening to it right now!)

My friends

My family

Epic Movie

Disaster Movie

Meet the Spartans

Scary Movie series

Star Wars series (ok, I guess)

Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Darth Maul scene from Star Wars Episode 1 (that battle scene was freaking epic with all the flips and shit)

Obi-Wan Kenobi vs. Anakin Skywalker scene from Star Wars Episode 3 (I admit, that was badass too.)

Lemony goodness

Grand Theft Auto (GTA IV and beyond, since I've never played before that era)

Assassin's Creed series

Madden series

NBA 2K series (though they need to fix a certain bug that keeps freezing the game six months after you get it! It happened with both my 2K10 and 2K11!)

Black Flames Dance in the Wind: Rise of Naruto by Devil Keyz Writing (my favorite story on the whole website)

Other long and epic stories about a strong Naruto

Chicken

French Fries

Kool-Aid (I swear to god, if one person asks me if I'm African American because of this list, I will hunt them down and beat the shit out of them. Yes, I am a proud Afro-American, but not all of my race like these things, dammit!)

Good Kakashi

I guess Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is alright...it can be extremely infuriating when you are lagging, having bad teammates, or playing against people that play the game for a living/ use the super overpowered Type 95, FMG9 Akimbos, etc.) For instance, I went and dropped a MOAB in a Domination gameplay, and my team JUST managed to pull out the win, because the game is convinced that the higher ranked you are, the worse teammates you should have. And trust me, I play this game like I've got nothing else to do. I'm somewhere in the top 200,000 players in terms of score for PSN, and just outside of 200,000 in kills.

When you were 5, your mom gave you an ice-cream cone. You thanked her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming to soccer to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom paid for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thaned her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to college. You thanked her by saying goodbye outside the dorm so you wouldn't have to in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom paid for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents are to their children.

Then one night she died quietly and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If you love your mom, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't, then you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Story Update Status!

Hello people, ILove signing in with another Story Update Status Report! I apologize for missing last week's report, but my summer scholarship program has finally started, so I didn't have much time to worry about this. Even though it's only one class I'm taking (Physics), I received the notice so late (it began last Monday, and I received a notice about it last Sunday) that I spend all of Sunday preparing.

Some of you will say, "Hey, I checked the profile Sunday, and there wasn't an update!" Well, that's because I was doing Physics homework all night. As I type this, it is 1:25 AM Eastern Time on Monday. For the sake of things, though, I hope you can just let it go and take this as a late update.

I hope I don't have to say this, but don't expect me to update every Sunday. Sometimes things get complicated (deadmau5 reference FTW); other times it slips my mind. Sorry.

Enough rambling, onto the report.

The Demon's Blessing (Naruto)

Last Update: 7/16/12
Current Status: In Progress
Working on: Chapter 12
Chapter Progress: 0%...come on, I just uploaded, and I DO have another story to write.
Hopeful Update Time Frame: I don't know yet.
Importance: #1 priority when it comes to writing.

Chaos' Knights (Percy Jackson and The Olympians/Hero of Olympus)

Last Update: 6/19/12
Current Status: In Progress
Working on: Chapter 3
Chapter Progress: 10%. Been lazy on this, but that's because my muse had a flair for the ninjas recently.
Hopeful Update Time Frame: Beginning of August (maybe)
Importance: #2 priority.

Naruto, Version 1 (Naruto)

Last Update: Phew... 9/1/11
Current Status: Hiatus
Working on: Chapter 11, if memory serves correctly.
Chapter Progress: Will need to start from scratch. My last chapter was on my old computer, which I no longer have, so yeah.
Hopeful Update Time Frame: ...
Importance: None

Naruto, Son of Hades (Naruto/Percy Jackson and the Olympians Crossover)

Last Update: 12/6/11
Current Status: On hiatus, maybe discontinued. Sorry...really thought I could build off of that idea, but it turned out to be a short thing.
Working on: Chapters 5 and 6, come to a quagmire on them
Chapter Progress: 80% Chapter 5
30% Chapter 6
Hopeful Update Time Frame: Questionable
Importance: None

NEW STORY IDEA!!!!

Title: Storm Fox of Kumo

Summary: Naruto, beaten to a near-death state and left for dead at the border of the Land of Fire, is found by Darui and C, who are returning from a mission nearby. With the help of C and Kyuubi, Naruto survives. However, having now learned of Kyuubi- who is intent on training Naruto to be his definition of a perfect ninja- Naruto locks away his emotions in order to never show any weakness. Strong!Naruto Smart!Naruto Emotionless!Naruto

Pairing: Naruto x Samui (hey, it's cool how these two would interact)

Just a heads up, this story is definitely going to be written, provided I finish one of my other two stories and don't lose interest in Naruto. And when I say "emotionless Naruto," I mean that he will appear indifferent to most things...until Samui comes along. He will NOT, however, be one of those mindless drones we call ROOT shinobi, because he actually controls what goes on in his life, not some dude determined to become leader of the village, even if that means destroying said village.

Note: Feel free to use this idea if you want. You MUST, however, say that the idea came from me.

Note #2: I've seen a few of these stories, but I'll try to keep things original. It looks really fun to write, which is why I will try my hand at it.

CHALLENGE! CHALLENGE! CHALLENGE! CHALLENGE! CHALLENGE!

Hello, ladies and gentlemen! This is ILoveThisStory2 here (or ILove, for short), and I am presenting you with the first ever story challenge (that came from me, anyway).

Let me explain the background a bit. As I was writing the new chapters to The Demon's Blessing and Chaos' Knights (more former than latter), I decided to check my private message inbox because, as you guys may or may not know, I have a poll up, and if you want to make suggestions to the poll, you can PM me about it. While I did not receive any suggestions for the poll, I did receive a message from shinnagami (hey buddy) that said he had an idea for a Percy Jackson and Naruto crossover.

This piqued my interest, naturally. It's not everyday somebody private messages you saying they have an idea for a story that they want you to write, though shinnagami has a legitimate reason as to why he cannot do it himself. I told him to go on with his idea...and he came out and told me the idea.

Sadly, I do not have enough time to handle this story on top of The Demon's Blessing and Chaos' Knights, as my readers know that the updates are painfully slow as they are. But, being the nice guy that I am (I sounded totally modest there, didn't I?), I offered to make it into a challenge that I would post on my profile so that the poor dude would get the story he was looking for. I really do hope that at least one person out there decides to write this story.

Without further ado, here are the requirements:

Title- Anything the writer wants

Description- Anything the writer wants, as long as he or she mentions that it is a response to the challenge.

Naruto and Percy Jackson crossover

MUST INCLUDE

1. Nagato's/ Pein's death by the time Naruto is one year old due to an illness.

2. Naruto's kidnapping at age four, along with him being left for dead somewhere.

3. Naruto is rescued by a married couple, and they take care of him for the next three years (Naruto calls them Kaa-san and Tou-san because he was that close to them)

4. The married couple must be killed by Leaf ninja when Naruto is seven.

5. Naruto must unlock the Rinnegan and kill the Leaf ninja, before wandering around for the next four days and collapsing at the end of that period due to starvation.

6. Konan and Yahiko find Naruto while collapsed, and they decided to take care of him and train him in the ninja arts (all of their jutsu, excluding Konan's bloodline abilities)

7. Naruto, Yahiko, and Konan must be a true family, but he has to hide the Rinnegan from them.

8. Hanzo the Salamander must trick the trio, and Naruto is forced to kill Yahiko (like Nagato does in canon)

9. Unlike canon, Hanzo then stabs Konan in the heart, causing Naruto to unleash his Rinnegan and use a giant Shinra Tensei to kill everybody in the Hidden Rain Village (and destroy it in the process)

10. Minato, or Hades' human persona, sees how his son's life is and whisks him away to the world of the Olympians (without Naruto knowing that Hades is his father) while transferring his jutsu knowledge to Naruto.

11. Naruto attends Yancy Academy and meets & befriends Percy

12. Naruto must be the anti-Tsunade when it comes to gambling

13. Both get expelled, and Percy uses Naruto's phone (bought from gambling funds) to call his mother and tell her that both he and Naruto will be staying at the apartment (Naruto is an orphan, after all)

14. Naruto beats Gabe in a game of poker and wins $400 (not sure why this is important, but I guess it will have its uses in the future)

15. Naruto, Percy (who knows all of Naruto's ninja abilities but the Rinnegan) and Sally go to the beach afterwards.

Pairings

Percabeth

NarutoxHarem (Clarisse, Thalia, Silena, Katie Gardener, Calypso are the main suggestions, but the choice is up to you)

Um, yeah. I know what this looks like- it's basically godlike Naruto hooking up with several women and stuff, all the while coexisting with the PJO plotline. But hey, try to loosen up and have some fun with the changes. Naruto's a son of Hades the same age as Percy; what does that mean for the prophecy? I imagine that Naruto will be tagging along on all of the quests, so how will the presence of a powerful, ninja son of Hades change the way things turned out? What is Naruto's presence going to do to Nico once he's introduced into the plot? There are many small things you can change here and there, but I imagine that the big picture will remain the same.

Oh, and that reminds me: Please, if you're going to do this challenge, see it to the very end. As in, go to the Last Olympian (and if you're really crazy, the Heroes of Olympus).

If you still want to do this, then by all means, go ahead and do it! Just make sure to send me a private message so I can tell shinnagami that the story he wanted is finally up.

Thanks!