Reviews for Harry the weapon
VashonBeader chapter 4 . 7/31
Absolutely loved this fic! And it may have started to save Hermione. But honestly, I think a Percy/Hermione pairing makes far more sense than Ron/Hermione. I honestly think that without potions, they would kill each other in weeks!
Wolvie26 chapter 4 . 7/31
Lol. Love it!
the scorpion commander chapter 4 . 7/29
nice!
Bronze chapter 4 . 7/26
Ya, Fumblemort never could think past his own self interest. Had he actually sought out help to destroy all of Vultureworsts Horcruxes it would've gone faster and many years earlier. This also shows just how much he pays attention to what anyone says when it goes against what he wants to hear or believe. From the very first year Harry's told him that he could live very happily without his magic. But Fumblemort never listened. He couldn't conceive of a life without magic. So didn't think Harry was serious. Even years later in prison he still didn't believe. Nor did he or would he believe they'd found and destroyed all thee Horcruxes without his help. Now if Harry could all that with a civilian aircraft, imagine what he could do with a military one? Good interesting story and very fun to read. The part about Harry and Milly reminds me of an old story that was never finished by Doghead13. Harry and Sirius rebuild WWII German fighters to use against the Death Eaters. Talk about frustrating modern day fighter pilots! And Dobby leading the House Elves! One of the best lines form the story was " Turn out them lights! Don't yous knows there's a war on?! " Along with Hermione getting spanked with a fish. Harry and Sirius were living and working on party of the Bulstrode farm during this. It's quite a funny story.
Bronze chapter 2 . 7/26
I'm quite sure that ol' Fumblemort is wishing he'd never left Harry with the Dursley's right about now. Things were so much easier before Harry came to disrupt his little kingdom. He pretty much knew who his enemies were then. He can't even hire a fraud without said fraud being shown for what he is and driven out of the school! His replacement lasted even less time! What is the world coming to when you can't do the dirty to an eleven year old boy without him turning it on you?!
Bronze chapter 1 . 7/25
Fumblemort doesn't want anyone knowing Vultureworst is still hanging around at this time? Well, ain't that a shocker! It's quite obvious that he wanted Harry to be a martyr for his so called greater good. And he's having trouble figuring out how to make Harry do everything his way. Though I think he has less than a snowballs chance in in an extremely hot HELL of succeeding seeing as Harry sees him as the Dark Lord he's supposed to vanquish. Even being told that he still seems to think he can change Harrys' mind. King of wishful thinking maybe? Anywho, I know I started reading this once before but I don't remember finishing it. So, I'll maybe be reading or reading it for the first time. Either way doesn't really matter as I'm liking it.
stylo1 chapter 1 . 7/19
when one transfigures an animal they hardly know any of its biology thus they transfigure their idea of the animal.
would it be so that one can transfigure an rpg? it sure is simpler then the biology of an animal so is the idea of its function.

makes me wonder cause that sure is a problem fixer
RandomDude1234 chapter 4 . 7/2
Short, funny, good. Simple answers to a fun simple story.
Guest chapter 3 . 6/28
Huh, right now I’m listening to the Tchaikovsky Nutcracker Dance of the sugar plum fairy when I read that paragraph at the end.
Pikes26 chapter 4 . 6/28
I really liked this story.
Well done
Kai chapter 4 . 6/28
Man, I got quite a few laughs out of this. The last line alone "more things than a helicopter and a submarine combined" alone was hilarious!

I like that Dumbles didn't get away with his whole shit in the end, too many idiots think the sun shines out of one of his wrinkly orifices.

I prefer Harmony, or even better, Lunar Harmony. But as long as Hermione and Luna are at least friends with Harry it's okay.

Bashing Hermione I can't stand. It's mostly about her authority worship. Which ended only about ten weeks into her new life as a witch when she set a teacher on fire because he threatened her new best friend. Somehow that's ignored too often. And she must have violated almost every rule at Hogwarts at one time or another, all of them while saving Harry's arse.
Trixia Oliver chapter 4 . 6/8
Primeira história de HarryxMillie que eu li, e eu amei! Toda a trama! Sensacional! Parabéns!
Esmereilda chapter 2 . 6/4
u know ur screwed if some1 can get the likes of augusta and lucius to actually agree on something XD
Matt chapter 1 . 5/22
The word, my dear, is metamorphMagus. You've left out one of the Ms every time you used the word. The word you ended up with is not an actual word. It makes reading the sentence which contains it difficult since it's nonsense.
Guest chapter 1 . 5/20
I LOVE this story. Its so incredibly interesting and creative. Im happy to see Vernon and Petunia characterized in an atypical way, so it makes for a great read. Thanks for sharing!
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