Name: Alex (and that's all you get!)

Age: 20s

I'm a diehard Harry/Hermione fan when it comes to the Harry Potter novels though I'm actually fine with any kind of het or femslash pairing as long as it is not completely disgusting. Harry/Hermione will always be my favourite though.

In the Naruto fandom, I apologize if you don't like it but any story I write is going to be NaruHina or NaruHinaMulti. (With exceptions, which will generally have the alternate pairing pointed out.)

Favorite quotes:

'Rule One: Don't try to touch him or anything that belongs to him, or he'll kill you.

Rule Two: Don't use lighters and/or matches in his presence.

Rule Three: Don't cancel genjutsus when entering his room, that's what he wants you to do because he enjoys hearing people scream.

Rule Four: Always smell the room before entering. If it smells like blood, call some ANBU to search the room. He usually hides bodies in the ceiling so they drop down on people.

Rule Five: Watch out for any strings or wires. If you find any, do NOT touch them, just mind your footing and slowly back out of the room.

Rule Six: There is never just one Naruto in the room. Don't try to find them all, because you'll always miss the one that's in the most obvious place: behind you.

Rule Seven: Do NOT touch his sword! He won't kill you for it, but the sword itself will.

Rule Eight: Do NOT mention the word "Rapist" in the same breath as his name, there are many other ways of commiting suicide that don't involve nearly as much pain.

Rule Nine: Don't call him "Demon" or anything of the like. He'll just laugh at you, then slowly drive you insane by making your life a living hell.

Rule Ten: If he seems even the slightest bit angry, leave the room immediately and contact Dr. Mirano or one of his personal staff.

Rule Eleven: Don't try to hide anything, emotional or otherwise, from him. He will get suspicious and make it his personal mission to discover your secrets, whether it compromises your wellbeing or not.

Rule Twelve: Don't come in with an optimistic disposition. Optimism annoys him.

Rule Thirteen: Pay attention to EVERY shadow in the room. If it moves, even when the object casting it doesn't, leave the room. If he tolerates you, you'll never know about the shadows. If he doesn't like you, that's a warning, and you have ten seconds to get out of his personal space. Less depending on what mood he's in at the time.

Rule Fourteen: If you feel a breeze in an area with absolutely NO wind flow, DO A BARREL ROLL!

Rule Fifteen: Keep your guard up at all times. No one WANTS to know where those four fingers have been... He's not a proctologist, after all...

Rule Sixteen: Be ready to hand over your life savings if he invites you to Ichiraku for dinner. He'll leave you with the country's debts inside of a single bill.

And finally, Rule Seventeen: When walking in the woods, never look up when a gust of wind passes you by. The cause may just kill you.'

These rules are from Black Flames Dance in the Wind: Rise of Naruto. I have not read it, so I'm assuming it's a good fic.

http://www.fanfiction.ws/s/3665921/1/Black_Flames_Dance_In_The_Wind_Rise_of_Naruto

I have Aspergers Syndrome. Im damn proud of who I am. Its not a disease. I won't die from it. You cant catch it. So don't act like you will. It just means that I'm different, and a little awkward in social situations. If you are the same Copy, Paste, then add your name to the list. Ohioan0897, AspergianStoryteller, Leonineus,

You can find the smut version of Lightning among the Stars on Harry Potter FanFic Archive under the same name.