Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the divine God, Father, Son, and Holy Spirit

In the Bible it says "if you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father in the gates of Heaven."

Name; call me Dragon

Age; 19

Location; Dallas, Texas, USA

Likes; reading, hanging out with my friends, playing football

Dislikes; school, two-a-days, idiots, politicians who care only for getting reelected and not at all for the future of this wonderous nation

Best friends; DJ aka Gunsnbl0od (gt)

God Bless America

I salute you, members of the United States Armed Forces

I fell to the pink side of the force.

It's only rebellion if I lose. I intend to make this a revolution; Monkey Ninja Naf S'netog

I'll catch hell, and I'll throw it back; Advent of Shadows

I'd like to thank and give credit to Azure Gryphon for the picture.

Life is like candy, you throw away the rappers.

Variety is the spice of death.

The tree of liberty is watered by the blood of patriots and tyrants. Only through sacrifice can it grow and bare the fruits of freedom.

No matter what Jutsu they have, or advantage they have over you, an exploding knife in the face usually works.

If you desire peace, prepare for war.

The only truely educated man, is a self educated man.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

It is better to be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

That which does not kill me, (a) only makes me stronger, (b) had better hope they can run faster than I can, (c) will probably try again

It's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters, it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Markn Twain

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

I'm not afraid of Death. What's he gonna do,kill me? SO scary...

I have nothing to offer you but tears, toil, blood, and sweat. - Winston Churchill, 1939

That's the year I learned that if there's a loophole, someone's going to drive a truck through it, and the people in the truck will get paid better than the people under it.SCOTT ADAMS

Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is enemy action.

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

"The true sign of intelligence is not knowledge but imagination."- Albert Einstein

"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."- Albert Einstein

Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

"If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'?" congress

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.

When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone.

Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink

10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty

1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down!

Guy: No this is fun!

Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary!

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you. Now slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gave him a big hug.

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.

In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure.

Two people were on it and only one survived.

The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know.

Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

Girl:

Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says:

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

A moment of silence.

RIP We shall remember

- Murphy's Laws of Warfare...
1. Suppressive fire... doesn't
2. Friendly fire...isn't
3. If the enemy is in range, so are you
4. If an advance is going better than you planned, it's an ambush
5. Anything you do can get you shot, including doing nothing
6. That enemy diversion you're ignoring is the main offense
7. Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you
8. Don't look conspicuous, it will only get you shot
9. Lone snipers generally work in pairs
10. If at first you don't succeed, they'll make you try again
11. Incoming fire has the right of way

Education is...

One of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. Bertrand A. Russell (1872-1970) English philosopher, mathematician, and writer.

The inculcation of the incomprehensible into the ignorant by the incompetent. Josiah Charles Stamp (1880-1941) British civil servant, industrialist, economist, statistician and banker.

About education...

Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality. Henry Fielding (1707-1754) English novelist, dramatist.

Education … has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading. G. M. Trevelyan (1876-1962) British historian

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad. Theodore Roosevelt (1858-1919) American president

They say that we are better educated than our parents' generation. What they mean is that we go to school longer. They are not the same thing. Douglas Yates

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education. Bertrand Russell (1872-1970) English philosopher, mathematician and writer.

It is little short of a miracle that modern methods of instruction have not already completely strangled the holy curiosity of inquiry…. I believe that one could even deprive a healthy beast of prey of its voraciousness if one could force it with a whip to eat continuously whether it were hungry or not… Albert Einstein (1879-1955) U.S. physicist

True education makes for inequality; the inequality of individuality, the inequality of success, the glorious inequality of talent, of genius. Felix E. Schelling (1858-1945) American educator

Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not; it is the first lesson that ought to be learned; and however early a man's training begins, it is probably the last lesson that he learns thoroughly. Thomas Henry Huxley (1825-95) English biologist and writer. (they failed misarably, I do nothing except work in class and still get b's (a good 15% of the grade is based off of out of school work))

I am inclined to think that one's education has been in vain if one fails to learn that most schoolmasters are idiots. Hesketh Pearson (1887-1964) British biographer.

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. Mark Twain (1835-1910) American writer.

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. Oscar Wilde (1856-1900) Irish poet and dramatist.

Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality. Helen Beatrix Potter (1866–1943) English author, illustrator, mycologist and conservationist.

The aim of education should be to teach us rather how to think, than what to think - rather to improve our minds, so as to enable us to think for ourselves, than to load the memory with thoughts of other men.
Bill Beattie

It is a thousand times better to have common sense without education than to have education without common sense.
Robert G. Ingersoll

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child.
George Santayana

An educated person is one who has learned that information almost always turns out to be at best incomplete and very often false, misleading, fictitious, mendacious - just dead wrong.
R. Baker

If I had learned education I would not have had time to learn anything else.
Cornelius Vanderbilt

If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous.
Desmond Bagley (Just look at modern polititians for proof.)

With just enough learning to misquote.
George Gordon, Lord Byron, "English Bards and Scotch Reviewers"

If the Romans had been obliged to learn Latin, they would never have found time to conquer the world.
Heinrich Heine (this guy is brillant)

I prefer the company of peasants because they have not been educated sufficiently to reason incorrectly.
Michel Eyquem de Montaigne (Again polititains)

Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without education. Education enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence.
Albert Edward Wiggam

You can get all A's and still flunk life.
Walker Percy (Why I couldn't care less about school.)

The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions.
Bishop Mandell Creighton

Whatever is good to know is difficult to learn.
Greek Proverb

I am still learning.
Michelangelo

When asked how much educated men were superior to those uneducated, Aristotle answered, 'As much as the living are to the dead.'
Diogenes Laetius