I am a single father, and I write in my spare time. I also only speak two languages...American and bad English. I am also writing several stories at the same time and I will be updating as I finish each chapter as inspiration hits. Some of the stories are also co-authored by myself and Shocktroop.

Personally Naruto/Sakura pairings disgust me, but I will admit that it can work if done right. I also dislike Naruto/Hinata pairings although for different reasons. While Sakura is actively abusive Hinata never lifted a finger to help Naruto dispite what she saw while stalking him, and that even if they did get together it wouldn't last long due to her meekness. I have always seen Sakura as the dominant CEO bitch that would smirk while digging her high heels into her lover's balls. Hinata comes off to me as either the stalker type that is seen in movies such as "Poison Ivy" and "The Hand that Rocks the Cradle", or the lonely shy girl that never gets with the guy she loves because of low self worth. Looking at Naruto's situation, and Konoha there are really only 3 of the girls in his age group I can say he could get involved with seriously. They are Ino, Tenten, and Ayame. Ayame is obvious, because she is the slightly older girl next door. Tenten is the serious sports/career oriented girl much like the "regional champion" stereotype. Ino comes off to me as a combination of stereotypes. The standard beautiful/arrogant princess and the intelligent, gossip/detective type.

Favorite Parings:

Naruto x Tenten

Naruto x Ayame

Naruto x Ino

Naruto x Fu

Naruto x Yugito

romance yuri

Naruto x Kamui

Naruto x Tayuya

Hated Pairings

Naruto x Sakura

Naruto x Hinata

yaoi of any type

smut yuri

Favorite Anime/Manga

Bleach, Naruto, Death Note, Higurashi no Naku Koro ni, Kampfer, Ah! Megami-sama!, Macross, Arakawa Under the Bridge, Blood, Busou Renkin, Nurarihyon no Mago, Clannad, Code Geass, Cowboy Bebop, Armitage, Ghost in the Shell, D.N. Angel, Onegai Sensei, Elfin Lied, Fairy Tail, Ranma 1/2, Dragonball, Rurouni Kenshin, Gilgamesh, Samuri Deeper Kyo, Inuyasha, Gokusen, Shakugan no Shana, Hayate No Gotoku!, Strawberry Panic, Tokko, Tsubasa Chronicle, Kekkaishi, Vampire Knight, Witch Hunter Robin, Wolf's Rain, Read or Die, xxxHolic, Kurokami, Kyuuketsuki Miyu, RahXephon, etc...

NOTICE: My story updates will be coming slowly for a while as I am focusing on assisting Shocktroop and his wife with their stories at the moment, as well as having an increased workload at my job.

CHALLANGES:

1) Naruto x Kamisama no Memo Chou crossover

Cannon up until Naruto hurts Jiraiya during training trip which Naruto remembers. He decides to disappear viewing himself a threat, and ends upin the ruins of Uzushiogakure. After mastering the blood clone from a scroll he finds he takes a boat to Nami no Kuni for supplies, but gets swept up in a "Bermuda Triangle" type storm ending up in modern Japan. Lays low getting money through stealing, and kake bunshin doing odd jobs. A scout seeing his "Naruko" clone approaches him about being an idol, and makes a blood clone Naruko to be the idol so he doesn't have to worry about money. He travels for a while before ending up in the Kamisama no Memo Chou town, mainly laying low. Shionji Yuuko aka Alice finds him a true mystery, and orders the others to gather info on him since he is basicly a ghost. Eventual Alice x Naruto only pairing.

2) Charmed x Naruto crossover

3 years after 4th war Naruto is on toad mountain and finds out about how the great sages have found pathways between worlds by taking their trainging to it's utmost level, and since the world is at peace and everyone has moved on with their lives decides to follow that path in hopes of finding a world he could start over in. Ends up in San Fransico where he saves Penny Halliwell "Grams" from a demon when she is 17 before she met the girls' grandfather. After 2 years they have gotten closer and have dated for a while, and on the night he planned to propose he is knocked out and imprisoned in Hell because of a deal the Elders made with the Source. The deal was made because the Elders felt he was a threat being such a powerful unknown, and his closeness to the Halliwell line. The room and chains he is in drain his chakra and make it impossible to call on Kurama's, and he can't use sage mode since there is no nature chakra in Hell. The Source releases him because of a prophosy about Bathazaar taking the throne from him. The source does this because Balthazaar(Cole) and Paige's father are the ones that captured him. Naruto spends the next year hunting/interrogating demons, white lighters, and dark lighters until he tracks down Balthazaar. He attacks Cole while Pheobe is there forcing him to reveal he is a demon. Kidnaps Pheobe for information until he finds out she is a Halliwell. The talk until Naruto decides to release her after 2 days. Eventual Naruto X Pheobe only pairing.