sigh*... I am near tears with how bored I am, dare I update this?... I dare.

My name is un-important, but, most call me Z... because apparently my friends and I still live in the 80's

I'm 20 years old(whoo!) physically... mentally, I shift between 5 and 80... or so I've been told. People have also referred to me as cynical, not sure why but okay.

My likes huh? Well, there's my dog, friends, my little sister, vidya games, my son and well, a great many things actually.

Dislikes? Oh jeez where do I start? Well first and foremost, stupid people. Horribly written stories, and that is not limited to Fanfiction. Hot weather... I don't do well, blame my German heritage. Racist people, Homophobes and closed minded people in general. I shall leave it at that because I don't have the time to sit and list everything, suffice to say if you were to read all of them you'd lose ten hours of your day.

Favorite pairing?

Well, to be honest, I don't truly have one. While I do prefer Naruto and Sakura (its cute) I don't stop just there. I'll read anything, well almost everything. The only pairings I shy away from are the ones that seem to be popular, Akatsuki dudes and Sakura... I just don't get it. I don't mind a good Sasuke and Sakura, or hell even a good Naruto and Sasuke! My rule is: If its well written, I shall read it.

That being said, I would not even look for my early stories. Plot wise, I think, they're original but actual writing they're horrible. I do like to think that I have come far since I first started writing, and according to some of my fans I am correct! *-*

Some quotes I find enjoyable, both from me and famous peoples... and some unknowns.

"If it hurts that just means you're doing it right!" - Myself.

"Just so you know, I'm speaking calmly but there is a rage brewing inside me the likes of which this world has never seen!" - Myself.

"I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three." - Elayne Boosler.

"I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

"You wish to fight? Very well, you go down to the quad at three and I'll get there eventually." - My friend.

"It's not that I hate you, it's that I-okay, you caught me, I hate you." - My little sister.

"I just don't understand, you have at least twenty minutes a day to be smart... but you choose to be stupid." - Myself.

"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." - Professor Farnsworth.