Update

Update

I think we need to ask Nagato to come fix this, because this was just pein-full.

It's an awesome story. Apathy is honesty the only way I see Naruto going. In Naruto uchiha prophet with the cursed eyes, seal keeper he who binds, they're all good stories and he's just apathetic to his family. He doesn't hate them but he doesn't respond to their reconciliation attempts either. It's way better than the whole 'my parents refused to train me so I hate them now and I'll destroy konoha and kill my family' or 'my parents neglected me so I'll run away and act like an edgelord who becomes OP quickly just so I can flaunt my power in front of them and show them what they lost'

lmaaoo

My guy... wtf is this? LOLOLLL This is the funniest shit I've read since like forever! Awesome!

confusing.

But where was Hinata? And Yukie?

I like the idea but in my opinion you should have made this story pure drama. Parody and drama just don't really mix well together. The parody part makes the drama lose some of it's emotional impact and the drama part makes it difficult to laught at the parody part. It's a shame really because I like the idea of Naruto not going into blinding rage or immediately accepting people who are nothing but strangers to him. It would have been good if he has just told them exactly what you title says : I don't need you anymore. And not saying it because he was angry or wanting to hurt them but because he has grew up and build his own life without them and that now when everything is over and that he has his happy ending, well, he really did not need some people he doesn't know at all to come barging into his life out of nowhere and has literally nothing to tell them.

bro I love this funniest story I have read

this is one of my favorite one-shots to read. I love it.

I did not understand anything that happened. The story is really fucken confusing

Wow his parents had some gull to come back into his life question him on his ending of Madara and then expect him to forgive and forget to start a relationship with them... He does not even come close to needing them.

That was fucking stupid

It was hilarious.