First; Deadpool is awesome!

Secondly; There hasn't been any fics with a troll giving Harry a blowjob before, but it gave me an absolutly hillarious idea, so it may actually end up existing. XD

(Mostly because my Slaaneshi worshipping Harry has NO standards, and a troll is pretty damned kinky. lol)

Keep up the fun work! _

The bottom half of this chapter ruined me. I couldn't stop laughing for a good 15 minutes. Bravo.

I am not going to survive to the end of this

man this just somehow feels wrong, cause when you imagine Deadpool entering and seeing a Cerberus you imagine him fawing over the dog and treating him as a pet and going wide puppy eyed and petting him and shit.

F*ck it, this is the first time I'm reading this fic, just ended the first chapter and already cracking up on laughs.

Weirdly enough though, In the first Harry Potter Film You see Filch watching Quidditch with the Slytherins

oh god, i can see the ship boarding already!

well done loved it

A nice ending. Thanks for the story.

I liked the line "but he ended up busting his hip"

I really liked the last line.

How in the fuck did you flesh out Mrs. Norris as a character!? As if we didn't have enough reason to hate Umbridge. Can't wait to see how this plays out.

I am glad the tank made an appearance. Thanks for posting this.

cool love it

nice very nice