I'll look for that.

Turn Dumbledore into food and place him near Ron!

Wow, I thought I was the only one who made Godric and Helga the only "Purebloods" of the Hogwarts Three. Normally, I make Rowena a halfblood and Salazar a Spanish Muggleborn, complete with parents and older siblings who hated magic even more than the Dursleys. I actually have it so he distrusted Muggles, and wanted Hogwarts to be for those who were raised in the Muggle world, and he wanted magical children in abusive households taken from their family, who would be obliviated into forgetting their 'freak child.'

I also make it so that Salazar was sterile due to his parents' abuse, that it was his witch little sister who married into what would become the Potter line. A few of the magical descendants of his siblings, after the magic hatred died off, married into the Black and Gaunt lines, but due to Salazar and his sister being disowned, no Black or Riddle can take up the title of Slytherin. Doing this lets me bash the Hell out of Riddle in particular, Britain in general for not knowing the true story behind the Founders, who all assume were Pureblood lords. (pureblood was an insulting term back then, meaning you were too poor, weak and/or stupid to breed outside of your own family line) The biggest insult is the so called 'Locket of Salazar Slytherin.' Salazar predated lockets by more than two hundred years! The Sorting Hat was Salazar's hat, from when he tried, and failed, to blend in with the British Magicals.

I always make Rowena have long, flowing black hair and ice blue eyes. I do that mainly because it offsets her from Helga, who I make a bit of a bigger woman who doesn't take the backseat to men when it comes to a fight. (Yeah, Rowena is the girly girl to Helga's mild butch)

Dumbledore: "It all started when I touched my best friend, Gellert Grindelwald, in his intimate area..."

Hannah: "Ugh. The things I do for Harry."

Yeah, I can see Dumbledore being arrogant enough to try something most sane people wouldn't do, because in his mind, he is "Albus 'Fucking' Dumbledore, Leader of the Light, master of the fabled Elder Wand and Greatest Wizard since Merlin!"

Ooo, that is the worst burn I have ever read directed at Snape. "Not even Hell wants him." Pretty sad when the place all sinners go to doesn't want the walking grease stain.

I guess I would be indifferent to you adding non HP charcters

I love this story line and i wouldn't have issues with characters outside HP universe since I read ones that are cross overs with Percy Jackson...

I would really like to see the ncis team take a crack at dumbles

sure he could attack them he only cares about himself he does not even care for draco he is just under oath so has to look out for him or die.

makes no sense if dumbles is as bad as you say she never would have left the office he would have killed her to keep his plans.

dumbles can not put harry into a arranged wedding with any one reasons why 1 he is not harry's guardian 2 only the head of house potter can do that and it not dumbles.

i wouldn't want non hp characters to be in it as its harry potter and not harry potter and whoever you feel turns up,so keep it hp please

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