You write so well, apart from ever finishing a story. It was a good one regardless. Regards

Damn. I would say I worry about you but, well, I don't. This is awesome.

PLEASE have Harry make fun of Celeborn's Teleri name. I NEED it!

If you update this I would appreciate it lol

Ahh this is amazing.

This is awesome. I'm glad to read more

One of my absolute favorite stories and its such a shame it had not been updated.

Very good
Keep writing

laugh out loud funny, a great read, thanks for sharing

I...I love this, I am pretty sure I read a fanfic with this premise before but this one is much funnier.
Didn't harry say the pirate ship had slaves? So he killed a few innocents?
...Howard
I found a few potential minor misspellings and such:
2
"as they other" - "as the other"
3
" stood up and say apparently rather anno" could be " stood up and was apparently rather anno"
5
" they are not like to get taller" - " they are not likely to get taller"
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"It as Gandalf that answered " - "It was Gandalf that answered "
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" like it's baby's first erection" - " like it's a baby's first erection"
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"Why would have thought?" - "Who would have thought?"
" his wand, as cast whatever" - " his wand, and cast whatever"

Really fun fanfic, it was a really fun read!
Thanks for writing and have a great day!

This is some funny shit, I hope you decide to write more.

This story has given me much amusement so far. Thanks for writingsharing!

PRAISE BE, IT IS ALIVE

Is it wrong I want Harry x Tauriel she's best girl hope he can age himself up

Err... What about the slaves? No tutus for them?