Hi!

I'm overworked and underpaid, with nowhere near enough time on my hands. But I love fanfiction, so I'll be collecting stories soon!

If you squeal like a little fangirl everytime Hatter messes with his hat in some amazing way/shape/form, copy and paste!

If you think Hatter looked most dashing when he was bruised and beaten, and hate how he cleans up at the end, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you’ve sat and wondered why the eff Jack’s hair changes color AND style after he’s back in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would drop dead in the off chance that Hatter fixed that cocky, smoldering gaze on you and said something (it honestly could be anything, the friggen time of day), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Alice should have got off her lazy butt and helped Hatter when he tried to save her from Mad March, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you have looked up Andrew Lee Potts since watching Syfy's Alice, and found out that in his other show 'Primeval', his character wears a hat, and you squealed like a fangirl, copy and paste!!

Okay, just found this incredible Naruto story, and it has the best little scene of all time in it for humor. I give you a small sample, from the story 'Yet again, with a little extra help' by Third Fang.

As the two combatants jumped back, Sasuke threw a flurry of kunai and shuriken at Naruto, which hit dead on…

Only for Naruto to poof into a cloud of smoke and turn into a log.

"And the lord doth said, "May not-eth my ninja be slain, but in his place be his scapegoat made thy image for but a few moments, the log." And there was much rejoicing. Amen," prayed a devout Naruto from the side of the ring, clapping his hands together in prayer.

"Amen," replied Iruka as he bowed his head.

I'm the first to admit, you probably have to read the story to really get the joke, but once you do, trust me, you will almost certainly hurt yourself with laughing too hard.

"THE PAINT CANS ARE ATTACKING! THE PAINT CANS ARE ATTACKING I TELL YOU!" ~~ chap. 1 from Roku Naruto by Anthurak the Chaos Lord

"DON'T EAT HER! I STILL LOVE HER!"

"Dear, get off the turkey! Your getting your clothes dirty!"

"ITACHI! What happened at training today?!"

"I'M NEVER GOING TO FIND LOVE!"

There was no way Itachi could covor this up. ~~ Pre-massacre Uchiha brothers at dinner with their parents after Itachi explained reincarnation to Sasuke. chap. 3 from A Simple Question by ClockRepair

If this went unnoticed, then the ninja of the Hidden Leaf were retards and the whole society was doomed. ~~ chap.2 from Sins of the Father by Essence of Soup

I found this next bit about LOTR, and I agree completely.

Five reasons why Samwise Gamgee is more awesome than Frodo:
1. He did all the heavy lifting while Frodo only carried a 1.2 milligram ring (I don't buy the "getting heavier" bullshit, Frodo boy).
2. He wears the firey red hair of Chuck Norris.
3. He battled Shelob to save Frodo's stupid ass. And won!! Never used a sword before, never even conceived of a spider that big, and still kicked its ass and won!!
4. ("One does not simply walk into Mordor..." - Boromir) He did not just WALK into Mordor, he besiged Cirith Ungol to save Frodo's ass again!
5. He carried Frodo, barefooted, up Mount Mother-Fucking Doom!!
(Copy this to your profile if you think I'm right!)

I have started a (hopefully) short quote list. Take as you like, and as many as you like!!

...Second of all, if you are having sex and something is flaming, YOU ARE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. There should be not any fire during sex unless you are reeeaaally kinky. If someone's naughty bits burst into flames, that is a sign to STOP. - gem_samari(livegournal comment)

The problem with America is stupidity. I'm not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don't we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself? - xterm