fireflyhide bio
 Author has written 68 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, and Mortal Kombat. Modus operandi: I write what I like to read. Aspirations: Writing is fun. I want to be a writer. Birthday: July 23, 1987 Favourite character: Hidan, baby. He's my favourite character out of all favourite characters. Sand sibs and Uchiha bros get major love, too. Re: Crack Whims I no longer use Livejournal so I'm short on crack prompts. Feel free to PM me if you have a request. No guarantee that I'll write it, but if inspiration strikes, then I'll add it to the fic. :) Avatar made by me. Art credited to Eric Carle. |
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Marrow by DeGlace reviews
Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 144,307 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 3,320 - Follows: 2,972 - Updated: 7/28/2018 - Published: 7/16/2006 - [Kimimaro K., Sakura H.]
Uneasy coexistence by DeGlace reviews
One grinning shark–man. One pink–haired medic. Ankles. Teeth. Kisame x Sakura. Yes, you read that right.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 1268 - Favs: 2,443 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 7/9/2006 - [Kisame H., Sakura H.] - Complete
Ricochet by Nukumi reviews
Sometimes what pulls you in also pushes you away. TenNejIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 107,875 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/22/2013 - Published: 9/18/2010 - [Neji H., Ino Y.]
Outer Limits by Nan00k reviews
Their entire world lay subject to Kevin Flynn's rules, except for the Sea of Simulation. There, there are no boundaries to the outside laws of the modern, connected world. ...Rinzler isn't done just yet. Post-Legacy
Tron - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,464 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 12/20/2010 - [Sam Flynn, Quorra] Tron/Rinzler, OC
Via Media by DeGlace reviews
"I bet you're a vegetarian," said Temari, and she plucked at a nearby plant. "Here's a leaf for you, try not to choke." It all went downhill from there... One road. Two bunkhouses. Three weeks of border patrol. Neji x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 3/27/2008 - [Neji H., Temari] - Complete
The Babysitter by Daydreamer79 reviews
Itachi Uchiha doesn't need or want a babysitter. His parents don't agree and employ Kisame Hoshigaki to do the job. This means war.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,576 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 30 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
To Live and Breathe Again by Siriusgirl1 reviews
It was over. Hueco Mundo lay in ruin. The Arrancar were defeated by their foes. Yet none could take pleasure in this, for their losses were great. To Kuchiki Byakuya, there was no doubt that he would have, should have, perished there. But he didn't. Why?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 210,726 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Byakuya K., Orihime I.
Butchery & Happiness by JACinthebox reviews
When 23 year old Sadako is sent on the wrong mission by mistake, she is hunted down by the Akatsuki. But when your shortest, slowest, and weakest of Jounin, what are you to do? Kisame x OC I'm BACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 47,821 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U.
DooWop by The Island Hopper reviews
The power of doo-wop and The Google cannot be overestimated in crimefighting. Megamind and Bernard are afforded an opportunity for an overdue heart-to-heart. Absolutely silly one-shot.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,192 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Megamind, Bernard
A Dastardly Handsome Story by animekraze reviews
of the dastardly handsome times of the gloriously handsome and awesomely new, handsome superhero Megamind...and Minion and Roxanne .
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,068 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Fan Fiction by PapaChaos reviews
Scorpion has questions
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,439 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Scorpion/Hanzo H., Sub-Zero/Kuai Liang - Complete
All Roads Lead Home by Insomniac Owl reviews
Unearthed by gravediggers thirty years later, Hidan discovers what he has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hidan
Ninjas Aren't Bulletproof by sinemoras09 reviews
When a swordsmith invents the revolver, the different clans scramble to adapt. AU. Gen. Crack. Vague spoilers for everything.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Complete
The Turtle in His Natural Habitat by Connie Nervegas reviews
This is a videoblog transcript kept by Mike documenting the everyday drama in the family. Raph and Leo fight over something stupid, Mike thinks the lair is haunted and Don bores 150 Foot Clansmen into submission. T for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Shock Value by visely reviews
Upon meeting his half-sister again after six years, Deidara immediately writes her off as vapid and uninteresting. Ino is determined to prove him wrong, no matter what it takes. Warnings: Alternate mangaverse, crackcest, full warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,988 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara - Complete
Rewrite by justaminuet reviews
L x Misa. A moment in time. A chance meeting. Fate turned upside down.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 88,723 - Reviews: 2080 - Favs: 1,880 - Follows: 1,485 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 10/29/2006 - L, Misa A.
Transient by nisachara reviews
Tired of living & full of questions, Hidan stumbles upon a verse that will take him through an unexpected journey. Hidan/Shikamaru/Temari/Kakuzu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,005 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Hidan, Temari
Dreamless by Silential reviews
Laurie, long a prisoner of others' wishes, takes her life into her own hands. As the world winds down and she decides not to stay with an old friend, the light of the doomsday clock reveals more than she bargained for. Rorschach/Laurie
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,340 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Laurie J./Silk Spectre
So Hide Your Eyes by Diluted Thoughts reviews
Because a mother knows when there is something going on with her children, good and bad. Light/Sayu. Incest.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,234 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 70 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Light Y., Sayu Y. - Complete
Trying by unkeptsecret reviews
After tragedy strikes the Hyuga clan, Neji and Hinata must try to find happiness together after Hinata's father traps them in a loveless marriage.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,072 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 28 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Hinata H., Neji H. - Complete
Kuchiki Byakuya Has The Urge to Merge by Kilonji reviews
He's even chosen a bride. WARNING: spoilerific crack within.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,955 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Byakuya K., Suì-Fēng - Complete
Phone Tag by green see-through ghosts reviews
Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/5/2008 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
CheezIt by green see-through ghosts reviews
Beatrice...there is a demon running loose in this church." A series of AU oneshots circling Hidan, Temari, and the church.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,100 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Temari, Hidan
Don't Take Me Alive by Winter Weatherman reviews
Itachi knows who will understand.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Style by ShadowSilk reviews
Crackfic. An anguished Kisame found himself confessing his insecurities to Tobi, who nodded sympathetically as he trimmed the Mist-nin's split ends. Friendship. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kisame H., Obito U. - Complete
Iris by Empatheia reviews
-Byakuya x Hisana- The wheel of life goes round and round, round and round, round and round again. May god have mercy on his havoc-wrecked soul.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 32 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Byakuya K., Hisana K. - Complete
Smile of an Angel by Araine reviews
He is stately and strong, and she is beautiful, and they make a good match. [Uchiha Mikoto x Uchiha Fugaku. Oneshot. Drabbleesque. Implied SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Mikoto U., Fugaku U. - Complete
Of Sand and Sermons by Diamond Mask reviews
Hidan realises that perhaps a practical demonstration of his religious beliefs isn't the best way to convert someone. Hidan x Temari. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
On the Subject of Faith by sharingank reviews
He didn't want to talk, but there was just something about Tobi that made him feel like he should. Hidan and Tobi friendship piece. AU. Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,482 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2007 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Obsessions by ashford2ashford reviews
Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,086 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Card Tricks in the Dark by dustbowls reviews
Short, random drabbles on Temari and Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,650 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Temari, Hidan
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Necromancer by V-chan2k6 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke was holding on to something. In one chance encounter, she brought it back to life. [COMPLETE]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,757 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 856 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 9/6/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Tenten - Complete
To The Rescue by Tori Angeli reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 57 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
It Started With a Simple Tonic by The Treacle Tart reviews
There's a young girl knocking on Severus Snape's door. She's got black hair tied in a tight bun at the nape of her neck, squarish glasses sitting on her nose, and a bit of a problem.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
The Nobody Girl by JACinthebox reviews
For years, she has just blended in with the crowd. When she finally kills her teammates and becomes an outlaw, will she ever be able to find peace with herself? Kisame x Tenten. Yeah, you read that correctly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/27/2006 - Tenten, Kisame H. - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Matters of Pride to Hyuuga Neji by Kraken's Ghost reviews
All Hyuuga are proud. Neji measures his pride differently. First in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 328 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Neji H. - Complete
Resplendence by sharingank reviews
Inoue Orihime never anticipated finding happiness someplace else, but fate, it seems, operates in strange ways. IshiHime. Current manga spoilers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/10/2006 - Orihime I., Uryuu I. - Complete
Critical Point by iamzuul reviews
The Sand siblings return to Sunagakure and find that they cannot pick up the pieces of the lives they lived before. Betrayal, deception, and political conspiracies – this is the way of the Hidden Sand. Welcome home. [WiP]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,306 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro
Confessions of an Avenger by sharingank reviews
In which the mighty heir of Uchiha keeps a journal...Language, spoilers...oh yes. Chapter 2 is up! Even more spoilers, so watch out!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 8/11/2005
Brain Freeze by sharingank reviews
Among other things, Gaara is protective of his ice cream. Sand sibs oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 35 - Published: 6/5/2006
The Rival by Jade R. Raven reviews
A parody of 'The Raven' from Kakashi's point of view.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 23 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
A Spark by The Kitty-kitty reviews
[200 word drabble] GaaHina Gaara never doubted himself until the first time he met Hinata. Set during the chuunin exams.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 212 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Poems: Byakuya to Hisana by tOKYOsKApARADISEoRCHESTRA reviews
Byakuya sucks at poetry, Hisana is his muse. And he wonders why she never loved him back. WARNING Crackfic ahead with seriously horrible poetry on Byakuya's part.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 3/29/2006
All happy families are alike by afrai reviews
Grimmjow and Rukia get married and have a baby. No, really.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 49 - Published: 2/8/2006 - Rukia K., Grimmjow J. - Complete
Let me be with you by DreamerDust reviews
PostAizen drabble. Rukia visits Byakuya in the medical wing. SemiByakuruki
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 4,282 - Follows: 898 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Only Good Boys Have Fangs by sharingank reviews
Ever since she was a little girl, Hinata wanted a puppy. KibaHina oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Confessions of an Insomniac by sharingank reviews
Who said redheaded homicidal maniacs can't keep a journal? Sand Siblings craziness. Possible manga spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,877 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 6/22/2005
It was His by bananabog reviews
Naruto can be incredibly sticky regarding certain issues. Oneshot, drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2005 - Complete
And Dream Skies Darken by ShisoLoveli reviews
Sasuke isn't the only one who has nightmares. Hints of HinataxSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/30/2005
Opening Her Arms by Finnigan Geist reviews
Uchiha Mikoto reminisces before she dies. Further proof that all Uchiha are made of angst.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Mikoto U. - Complete
Why Does It Do That? by Monna Sakura reviews
A very short, more than a little pointless and stupid conversation between Kakashi and Iruka. Beware, very twitchalicious.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/9/2005
Taste the Irony by HardlyFatal reviews
What Byakuya thinks about when he's bored. COMPLETE
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Byakuya K., R. Unohana - Complete
Step On A Crack by Juno42 reviews
After returning from the disaster at the Chuunin Exams, Kankuro helps relieve some of Gaara's pain. Not Slash! First fic. Rated for mild language. Works as a oneshot, but may add to it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
The Youngest Brother by shimmercat reviews
Temari and Kankurou used to have a family - before Mama was killed, Father became obsessed, and Uncle Yasha became the youngest brother's guardian. All they have left is the promise of a future in which they will be strong. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,534 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 3/26/2005
Unexpected Companionship by Genki9 reviews
The memories from Team 7 weren't the only things Sasuke left behind when he joined Orochimaru; he had other goodbyes that needed to be said...Pairing: Sasuke X Household plant...no, I'm not kidding.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/20/2005
Posy by white lotus reviews
A pocket full of posies... A tissue, a tissue... Someone to catch you when you fall.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/19/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Every Dog Has Its Day by Ho-sama reviews
He's the abandoned pup. You would never tell from looking at his wild and carefree grin... [One shot]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Aqua by Ninja Shen reviews
Oneshot, challenge. Kisame may be half shark, but he's also half man, and he hasn't forgotten that quite yet. Onesided KisameKurenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Kisame H., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Fur Fetish by peroxidepest17 reviews
Renji has something he wants to do…
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/29/2005
Great Heights by Ninjacat reviews
Uchiha Mikoto on raising the son that will be her killer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 24 - Published: 4/16/2005
His by asiancherries reviews
A SesshomaruRin one-shot death fic. Some ways are too hard to change. Rin dies, and Sesshomaru is forced to come to terms with what her life meant to him.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Sacrifice Theory by Solain Rhyo reviews
Sequel to Surviving This. In the aftermath of the the pyramid, Lex finds herself on another hunt, and must prove her worth not only to the predators, but to herself as well. COMPLETE.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,878 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Lex, Scar - Complete
Eyes of Pale Gold by Thundermoppet reviews
Training alone in the desert leads Temari to realize she'll never really be alone. Spoilers pre-episode 81 only. No Pairing. Stand alone.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005
Enigma in the Dark by link no miko reviews
Because there are times when two people can reach an understanding, however small, despite their differences. [GaaraHinata oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/8/2005 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Aftermath by CassieKnight reviews
Alexa Woods returns home and tries to carry one with her life. Eight months later, she discovers a visit from someone much too familiar. (Poor Summary) Please R&R. Complete
Aliens/Predator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/17/2005 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Complete
Butterflies by Kagezuchi reviews
Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,068 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/16/2003
Summer Technology by Icarusy reviews
In which Itachi, Team 7, a laptop, and the joys of discovering adultffnet are included. [crack!fic]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 388 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Itachi U. - Complete
Little Specks by syaoran no hime reviews
One should never miss the small wonders of life and love. GaaraTema sibling drabble. Request fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Of Mornings and Sons by Icarusy reviews
Because even Itachi needs to be human sometimes, and she reminds him more than he wants to be. [Two oneshotsdrabbles]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Konoha's Youthful Pair! by pinkpuruu reviews
Neji ends up spying on the most unlikeliest pair on their "date". [Pairing: :D]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2004
Bandages by pinkpuruu reviews
Neji's wounds are far from being healed [NejixHinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/17/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1818 - Favs: 5,466 - Follows: 815 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Fun at Water Land by BabyDonut reviews
When Naruto and the gang go on a field trip to water park, it doesn't exactly go as planned. Naruto keeps playing pranks, Sakura tries to get Sasuke, and Sasuke is looking for the guy that messed up his snowcone. Did I mention Kakashi is a chaperone?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,057 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/27/2003 - Published: 5/29/2003
Bug Eyed Freak by solderini reviews
The hardest person to accept is the one staring at you in the mirror.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Shino A. - Complete
Chicks Dig by Beeblebabe reviews
According to Maxim magazine, the best way to pick up girls is by having a puppy with you. Kurenai's team, no spoilers.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/9/2003
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Crack Whims reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1497 - Favs: 1,341 - Follows: 776 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
A Shotgun Full of Rock Salt reviews
After Itachi dies at the hands of his brother, he thinks he's finally free of his accursed existence. But when he's miraculously revived, he realises his hell is only just beginning. Welcome to the universe of ideals, where murder is only misconduct, death is just a pit stop, and the institution of marriage solves everything. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Temari, Team Seven
The Hazards of Amity reviews
Kill the family. Leave the village. Wait to die. That had always been the plan. But when that system fails somewhere between surviving and undergoing emotional overhaul in Suna, even Uchiha Itachi is starting to believe the universe has it in for him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 58,362 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 11/5/2014 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Happenstance reviews
We know each other. You've heard my name. I know I've heard yours. It's the benefit of rank, circumstance, and infamy. I wonder if you'll get a chance to see me in a new light. Itachi. Temari. Vignettes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,469 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Itachi U., Temari
Ball and Chain reviews
The first two months of marriage are always the hardest, especially when your wife seems dead set on giving you a nervous breakdown and possibly smothering you in your sleep. Ino. Sasuke. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,972 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Ino Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sky Runs Red reviews
Temari had her ideas on where the Fourth Shinobi War would take her. She'd just never pictured herself losing, being separated from her division, and wandering a barren wasteland with a zombie and an orphaned baby for company. Post-apocalyptic AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 35,628 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 1/20/2012 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Temari, Itachi U.
Trip the Light Fantastic reviews
Being forced to choose between remedial dance lessons and probation is one thing, but it's another thing altogether when your dance partner is someone you can't stand. Neji. Ino. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 139 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Neji H., Ino Y.
Passing Fancy reviews
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion/Hanzo H.
Caught You on the Flip Side reviews
I knew you once, a long time ago. You were born in a nebula, and I was born in a star, and the spark of our union was enough to ignite a thousand Big Bangs. And though I don't remember you, I've never stopped searching. Deidara/Ino. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,430 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Ino Y., Deidara
Visitation Rights reviews
It was ironic that in comparing her friends' lives to soap operas, Ino's own life would suddenly become as surreal as a daytime talk show. Ino. Deidara. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,335 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Ino Y., Deidara
Subtle Matter reviews
He's always been bad at articulating his thoughts and she's never been merciful to those craving her acknowledgment. Hidan. Konan. 52 Flavours format.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,369 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Konan, Hidan - Complete
A Remedy for Lassitude reviews
Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 32,113 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 917 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Reason for Absence reviews
She was already hopelessly late for her court appointment; the last thing she needed was to run down a member of one of the city's most dangerous crime syndicates. Ino. Hidan. Crack AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,668 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 117 - Published: 8/25/2009 - Ino Y., Hidan - Complete
Bantam Eden reviews
Out of all the little shops and stalls lining the streets of Konoha, Hidan finds it is the Yamanaka flower shop that makes his extended visit worthwhile, particularly when the store owner's daughter is tending his requests. Hidan. Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 36 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hidan, Ino Y. - Complete
Movie Night reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Quotidian reviews
When she accepted the graveyard shift of border patrol, Temari expected to find nothing but snakes and scorpions nestled between the dunes of dark sand. Amongst them, the last thing she expected to find was a missing nin out for a midnight prayer.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 75,748 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 1,152 - Follows: 404 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 1/8/2007 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Masala Dosa reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 75 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Watch reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 134 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Paying A Compliment reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 142 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Rendezvous Point reviews
You shouldn't be over self confident with your first impressions of people. Common advice for most, but for Temari, that truth only comes through with a series of firsthand experiences. HidanTemari friendship. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,943 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 46 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Hidan, Temari - Complete
Face Value reviews
In the three days she has remaining to dispose of her target, Temari has to make a choice: stick to protocol and accomplish the mission, or sate her fascination with a certain missing Falls nin. Kakuzu x Temari.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,952 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 65 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Afterthoughts reviews
Between the Akatsuki leader and his partner, words are unnecessary. Reassurance and respect come in more subtle ways. Slight PeinKonan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
The Witching Hour reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,337 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Jaundiced Eye reviews
After stumbling into an abandoned house looking for shelter, Temari discovers it to be not so abandoned, after all. Drabble request. Kakuzu, Temari.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Temari, Kakuzu - Complete
Genteel reviews
Juugo tries to keep his distance, Karin can't keep her mouth shut, and Sasuke and Suigetsu watch with resigned amusement. Fluff. Slight Juugo x Karin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Juugo, Karin U. - Complete
Inamorato reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,247 - Follows: 554 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
Sundried Palaver reviews
It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,185 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 82 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Zetsu - Complete
One of the Cool Kids reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
Piano Man and Church Boy reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 683 - Favs: 2,187 - Follows: 263 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Coffee Table Talk reviews
Meet Hidan, the religious fanatic. Meet Temari of the Sand, the no nonsense sister of Kankuro and Gaara. Watch what happens when they both happen to run into each other. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Temari, Hidan - Complete
Extasis reviews
Hidan doesn’t pine for the sensation of skin against skin or the company of others. He regards pleasures of the flesh, and subsequently those who seek it, with utter disdain. He is a child of God, and God loves him. Nothing else matters. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,429 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Carry On Dancing reviews
If Hidan ever found himself capable, he was totally going to sacrifice the Leader to his God for making him dance. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 80 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Say Hello To Your New Partner reviews
Kakuzu was told he’d receive his seventh and final partner in a week. He wasn’t sure he liked the evil, conniving glint in the Leader’s eyes when he told him that his new partner would be special. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,684 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 749 - Follows: 100 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Of Strange Habits and Clay reviews
Geniuses only reached their full potential under the support and care of others, Tobi thought. He wanted to be the one to help Deidara reach his full potential.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Methods of Persuasion reviews
Tobi glanced around, noticing that the Leader, Deidara, and Kisame were watching Hidan as though he was about to put on a show. He didn’t understand why, since Hidan was merely conversing with the cable man about the TV. Warning: extreme profanity ahead!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 173 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Hidan, Obito U. - Complete
Tin God reviews
God was virtually considered illegal. It was the military that garnered the reverence, and it was the military that every student, including him, was being prepped for inside an academy classroom. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,580 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 60 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Hidan - Complete
Ad Nauseam reviews
Hidan gets food poisoning and Kakuzu helps him deal with it. Sort of. Crackfic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Ruth reviews
Hating one person, truly hating one person, he learned, required hating everybody else. Sasuke tried to early on and failed miserably.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 47 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Fixed Idea reviews
It's odd, how Temari finds herself bonding with Gaara over the strangest of things. Sickfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 53 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Callow Lamb reviews
Fair hair had shone through the darkness, slicked back and framing a slender, pale face. His lips were quirked almost mischievously, a contrast to his bright eyes, and she found herself wondering how a grown man could look so…angelic. Hidan fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,611 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cause for Conversation reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,858 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 195 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Filial Piety reviews
It takes his birthday, the twenty third day of the seventh month to remind Sasuke that he still has vestiges of family residing in the village.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 867 - Follows: 102 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reluctant Hero reviews
There were literally hundreds of thousands of leaves concealing what she'd lost. Sakura never would have found it, had it not been for the help of a certain Inuzuka. KibaSakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,670 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/10/2006 - Complete
The Fruitier Quirks reviews
It had only been a day since they’d been handcuffed together and Light was finding the prospect of strangling Ryuuzaki with the chain more and more appealing by the second. Slight LightRyuuzaki.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 418 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/15/2006 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Palisade reviews
Rukia was nothing like Hisana...but she entranced him all the same, without even trying and without even intending to. Slight ByaRuki.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,478 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Byakuya K., Rukia K. - Complete
Of Prepubescent Whims reviews
With blood, pain, destruction, and death, Kenpachi can deal. But when Yachiru starts showing inklings of a crush on her new playmate, the 11th division captain finds it more than difficult to cope.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 110 - Published: 4/3/2006
Through Stitches reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 97 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Olfactory Flaw reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Spectator reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 480 - Follows: 46 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 1,415 - Follows: 159 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Eligible reviews
Where Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affections and Rukia and Renji try to avoid his overly inquisitive admirers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 57 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Impromptu Inquiry reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Anomaly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 53 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Joy Ride reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 848 - Follows: 116 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Beautiful reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Happy Hour reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 61 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Indigo Stars reviews
With the elders gone to celebrate the Hokage's birthday, Neji and Hinata are left home alone together. And once assigned with the duty of caretaker, Neji learns one calm night that the reclusive Hinata has an affinity for fireworks...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/25/2004
Basemates reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Miasma reviews
A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Spider Eyes reviews
Yami Bakura has lapsed into complete madness, and speaks of nothing except bits and pieces of his mother's death. Fury and insanity like none seen ever before, will make itself known when the broken tomb robber sets out for blood. (DONE!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,485 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Complete
A Girl Thing reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 1,041 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
