LOL this is my third time reading this I love it so much, you're a gem

Hahahahah WHAT WAS THAT!? That my friend was some of the purest craick I have ever read LOL gloriously halerious once you get youre heard around what the hell is this!? But then again thats half its charm :P

Haha this was hilarious. Just the apathetic way Rukia treats both father and child is hysterical. So you're with a blood thirsty hollow and your child is probably a monster, just don't get blood in the house:p nice job

this is funny. mos def high quality crack XD

I love you a little. Just for this.

Just saying.

Moar?

I hate the F*cking daughter. X/

LMAO

Gosh, this was hilarious in every weird and crazy way. I'm still laughing while typing this. lol. I especially laughed at the part when Grimmjow said "I push old women into traffic," and "And then I kill the fucking traffic, too." :D Oh man, that's was crazy funny. I agree with Ichigo (btw, loved him in here) that Rukia could have done a lot better. Because for the life of me, I couldn't come up with a good reason for Rukia marrying someone like Grimmjow. lol. Anyways, thanks for the good laughs. )

I look over favorites of one of my favorite authors

see this

3 chapters

over 100 reviews

... O.O

This cracked me up XDDD

rukia makes a lovely wife. :)

bahaha! ridiculous. but frigging awesome. :)

That was brilliant! XDDDD

Too lazy to log in. SHIT! I was coughing up my drink when I read this!

"Don't play with your mask, darling."

"Itches," the child whimpered.

"You know it only grows back every time you tear it off," said Rukia. "If you're patient and stop picking at it, it'll stop itching."

Holy crap! That's one twisted imagination you have there!

XD Laughed a ton!

this is the most hilarious short story i've ever read!

Lolwut.

Hilarious. More pls.

Ulquiorra and Ichigo make for funny scenes.

I love the completely whacko piece of art that it is! D