and this incident was termed the contruction crew massacre

its cool that they keep naruto busy in boruto. I mean, its not an easy job considering tsunade always getting stressed and drinking and Kakashi running around maniacally so he was bound to have work, ye?

at least SOMEONE makes sense
and sai did too, but they burnt the fucking book

fuck you saw me ;-;
and this should've been canon because w.h.y.n.o.t

some fanfics are like “yea we’ll just save itachi and bring him back to konoha he’ll be fine with everything” and honestly? i feel like this is the more realistic reaction he would have despite it being a crackfic. itachi was NOT mentally stable at all and he was messed up in so many ways he just held onto hope that his brother would one day kill him. i feel so bad for itachi and everytime i think about him i just feel worse

Depressed, apathetic, suicidal Itachi. Homicidal brother-obsessed Sasuke, over-his-head hobo Naruto, slightly delusional Sakura, out-of-here Kakashi, and of course, straight woman but slowly going insane Temari... this is the best.

I really hope you continue this. Cracky humor with plot is the best.

Thanks for writing!

Damn. What a great crack fic! XD XD XD XD:

this had me grinning like an idiot this whole time, thank you for writing this amazing fic :)

I wish you'd update this. It's gold.

instead of just sitting around as a housewife, she could be exploring the area as a housewife

temari could also explore the uchiha compound instead of sit in the room all day, that's right. she could just give an excuse, like, she's an uchiha housewife now, so she should naturally be able to look around the place

being a housewife isn't at all about sitting in your room, especially if you have kids. and especially not in this age, where there are tvs and computers to entertain yourself, if you don't have kids.

this was an absolute pleasure. the sasuke and naruto bits in particular had me cracking up, thank you

Now i see why Kakashi is the sixth hokage in canon

This is beautiful! You totally don't need the additional praise but this honestly made me laugh. Thanks so much for sharing :)