HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE-SHOT I’VE EVER READ I CRACK UP EVERY TIME AND THIS IS PROBABLY MY FIFTH TIME READING IT LOLOLOL OMGOSH

Lol this is one of my faves in this one-shot collection of yours, so funny!

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I died. Hahaha!

Orochimaru is too funny in here, loooool.

I just LOVE your ItaTema! You're actually the one who got me into the pairing all those years ago! And dang, you write really well too! I loved every second of this!

I laughed all the way through. Seriously. Such a good chapter. You are THE Akatsuki Queen
Thank you!

Haha! Life with Kisame, always interesting.
And to be honest a broken nose doesn't detract from handsomeness. My brother has also broken his house at least twice and he's still good looking.
Shouldn't Itachi keep his head held up not down in the stairs story?

I literally literally covered my screen so I didn't jump ahead as I read to those four select words Sasuke told her to say.
"Hinata stared at him like a deer in the headlights. She felt the impulse to turn tail and run, but the sight of Sasuke threateningly brandishing a kunai at her quickly vanquished that thought."
LOL!

He plucked the cock himself? And cooked it too! Good job sasuke

Omg hilarious! Of course he would lose every game hahaha! And poor Kabuto side story going slightly more crazy like the left over side guy he is haha.

Omg SO GOOD. You're the master when it comes to Akatsuki!

This was part poignant, part sad, part hopeful and part amazingly funny.
I stifled my laugh as best as I could with this line:
"Temari looked at the way Itachi gently swept the bangs out of his brother's eyes and thanked the lord that duck butt hair hid the massive bump on his head"

You're just so good!

Such sacrifice for the team!
You saved the best for last, lol, Itachi!