Hi everyone out there,

I'm hot elf, and I love fanfic, both reading and writing it. Obviously, I have a thing for elves (it's the cheekbones, I believe...), but really, I'm a multishipping whore, and I'm convinced almost any pairing can work in the right context and with the proper motivation.

Please leave a review if you enjoyed my stories. You make my day when you add me to the favourites or leave some nice words, so thank you to you all!

English is not my first language, and I am immensely grateful for the help and support of all the wonderful people who've helped me by betaing my stories: zevgirl and suilven, first and foremost, but also ShebasDawn and Heretherebdragons. I have met so many lovely people through the DA and ME fandom, and I owe them all a huge load of thanks!

You can find me spreading the Bioware love on tumblr as

I'm on as Hot_elf. All of my stories can be found there too, and some additional ones that I didn't want to post here for various reasons.

My profile pic was painted by the lovely and talented DragonReine. Check out her work on deviantart.

“The anthropologists got it wrong when they named our species Homo sapiens (‘wise man’). In any case it’s an arrogant and bigheaded thing to say, wisdom being one of our least evident features. In reality, we are Pan narrans, the storytelling chimpanzee.”

(Terry Pratchett)

You may have noticed that I write a lot, and about many different Wardens, Hawkes, Inquisitors and Shepards. I also enjoy crossovers and AUs, so things may be a little confusing at first. To make it a little easier, these are my main protagonists, most recent first, Wardens and Hawkes from the same universe grouped together.

Mass Effect:

Susannah Shepard (spacer, engineer), romancing James Vega

Kay Shepard (earthborn, adept), romancing Thane and Kaidan

Torin Shepard (spacer, soldier), romancing Garrus

ME/DA crossover AU (Worlds Apart):

Tom Shepard (colonist, vanguard), romancing Fiona Hawke (mage)

Dragon Age:

Megan Cousland (rogue), romancing Nathaniel Howe and Carver Hawke. They belong to my Hobbit/DA crossover AU, in which Thorin Oakenshield comes to Thedas and falls in love with Sigrun; I've also written various AUs for them. // Revon Hawke (my sociopath Hawke) // Alec Trevelyan, romancing Dorian

Morena Amell (mage), sleeping with pretty much everyone she fancies, victim in "Murder at Vigil's Keep", my Dragon Age whodunit // her cousin Cass Hawke (mage), trying hard to decide between Nathaniel Howe and Fenris

Percival Cousland (warrior), married to Anora

Rosalyn Cousland (rogue), romancing Loghain

Felis Surana (mage) // Kit Hawke (rogue), in a very open relationship with Isabela // Niamh Lavellan

Lynx Mahariel (rogue), romancing Zevran (and Fenris)

Viola Surana (mage), romancing Zevran

Cat Cousland (rogue), romancing Zevran // Caitlin Hawke (warrior), romancing Anders, then Fenris

and there's many more pairings that I've tried my hand at: Cullen&Bethany, Anders&Bethany, Nathaniel&Sigrun, Sigrun&Zevran, even Zevran&Morrigan. I'm sure you'll find something that tickles your fancy ;)