Name Chris

Sex Male

Age 23

NOTICE!!!! - LEMONS HAVE BEEN MOVED TO MY FICWAD ACCOUNT DUE TO FFNET OWNERS BEING DOUCHES www . ficwad . com / author / 61285

Fav shows Naruto, One Piece, Fullmetal Alchemist, Beast Wars, Stargate SG1, Atlantis and Universe, House, Mythbusters, NCIS, Numb3rs, Heroes, Merlin, Supernatural, NCIS and Robot Chicken

Fav Books Harry Potter, Eragon series, books by Traci Harding and Trudi Canavan, Deltora Quest

Things I like - Animals, Computers, well written books/fanfictions, Dark main character FFs

Things I hate - slash/yaoi/gay whatever i don't like it and there is far too much of it in this archive there should be another search category for it so you can exclude it if you want to, FFs that are left incomplete for years i mean come on guys that's not writer's block thats just lazy, the complete lack of proper spelling that you find in a lot of FFs if your bad spelling let someone who's good at it go through your work before posting is that too much to ask i mean geez

Pairings i like HP Harry/Hermione/Luna - I've gotten addicted to this pairing lately, or 3some or whatever you wanna call it

Harry/Tonks - if Tonks were a little younger that be so doable and i really like the FF Half Animal Half Man its the fic that got me addicted to fanfiction to start

Harry/Daphne - Daphne Greengrass of Slytherin is a complete blank slate so you can pretty much do whatever you want with her

Naruto Naruto/Hinata - She needs a bit more confidence but i reckon Hinata could be the best thing to happen to naruto, she's also one of the few who would be able to see beyond the idiot mask

Naruto/Ino - Not Common but i like it Ino's a bit vain but she's also a serious hottie and I bet that without the fangirlitis she would be alot more down to earth

Naruto/Yugito - She's proably one of the few that would actually understand what it's like to be jinchuuriki as she is one, she should probably be the same age as naruto though

any combination of the above

Pairings i hate slash and anything with an age gap greater then 5 years

HP Harry/Ginny- JK's Mary Sue, need I say more?

Harry/Any Fangirl - Harry's just too down to earth for a long relationship with a fangirl

Harry/Cho - I hate her, she's just using Harry to get over Cedric

Naruto anyone with Sakura - stuck up overly violent bitch who should be clinically insane with second voice in her head, perfect bashing target though

anyone with Sasuke - power obsessed emo-avenger who steals the techniques of others and whose older brother seriously messed with his head, also too damn proud to either admit that he needs help or to accept it, another perfect bashing target

anyone with Kakashi - relies far too much on that eye of his and reads smut in plain sight, also obviously favours Sasuke to a ridiculous amount, no sane woman, or Anko, who knows him anymore then a couple days will like him

Neji/Hinata - just Ew

Updates

6 July 2011

Current WIP

Naruto's Digital Destiny: - a Naruto/Digimon Tamers Crossover where Naruto is saved at age 8 and then raised by Ebonwumon, his partner being a Strabimon who was required to save his life through a new bond between human and Digimon, over the next few years Naruto is trained by Ebnwumon and his Subordinates until he is sent on a mission to the real world, his mission, protect Calumon. Timeline - 5yrs before Tamers to after Run Away Locomon Express. (Really have to force myself to get back on this, i'll get it done eventually, i just fon't have any idea how long it will take)

Lilith's Heir V2: - i've decided to start from scratch on this one, there are things that will be the same and things that will be different, you'll just have to read to find out. (I'll get around to this when I can)

Future Projects

Naruto's Digital Destiny; Upgraded: - the Sequel to NDD, time frame 3yrs post d-reaper for approx 1 or 2 years after, basic plotline at this point, an ancient evil possesses the Ancient Warriors, leaving the tamers helpless against the onslaught when naruto remembers a card that Datamon sent him some months ago, the X-program upgrade card.

Indefinate Hiatus

Harry's New Life as a Pokegirl Tamer: - HP/Pokegirls crossover, At age 35 Harry finds himself with noone to love, those who weren't dead had betrayed him long ago. In the journal of one of his ancestors Harry finds a ritual which would allow him to keep his memories and abilities as he incarnates, seeing that he has nothing to lose he uses the ritual and finds himself in the body of a genetically modified clone of Gendo Giovanni. After escaping from Giovanni's scientists Harry heads towards Prof. Stoak's lab, eager to start his own pokegirl journey. Also being posted at http:///index.php?q=node/1132

Naruto, Lilith's Heir: - Mizuki tries to send Naruto to hell, only for Naruto to wind up in Lilith's antechamber, Lilith takes naruto as her heir and teaches him all she knows, then she unleashes him upon konoha to spread chaos as he wishes, note it is NC-17 and pwlp so its over at adultff, here's the link http:///story.php?no=600101695, be warned that it is a little extreme, slavery, Mf, tentacle, a couple of rape scenes, etc.

Fic ideas that i might get around to eventually, but i wanna finish NDD at the least before i do

HP/Naruto fic: It's gonna be a little like Shinji's Sharingan Harry series, but with a few major differences, main pairing will be Harry/FemNaru, Harry will have the Sharingan (Mangekyou Pattern Above) and FemNaru will have Rinnegan, my ideas for Rinnegan functions are closer to Shinji's then Kishimoto's, basically using her Human Path Ability ie Soul Stealing she'll be able to take the soul from a body and place a duplicate of her own soul into it, so i've got the idea that Femnaru would eventually be a one mind harem by taking the bodies of various kunoichi, the basic list of got in my head is;

Body - Function - Power
Megumi Uzumaki (Femnaru) - Original - Kyuubi
Kurotsuchi - Deva Path - Gravity Manipulation
Karin - Animal Path - Summoning
Fu - Preta Path - Chakra Eater
Yugito Nii - Human Path - Soul Manipulation
FemHaku - Asura Path - Perfect Chakra Control (Medic)
Akane Sabaku (FemGaara) - Naraka Path - Outer Path User

Basic gist is that Harry gets transported to elemental nations at approx age 5 or so and gets adopted by an Uchiha Family, his Magic changing his eyes to match them when he gets taken in, Harry comes back from a mission and finds Itachi tomenting Sasuke at the end of the massacre and takes him out, activating the mangekyou as they were good friends, A few years later Harry takes Megumi as Apprentice after seeing that no-one else would treat her right, Harry eventually becomes one of the few Megumi trusts and her primary infatuation, which becomes mutual upon her reaching chunin.

During time skip Harry and Megumi get called to Hogwarts by the Triwizard Cup and Decide to spend the next 3 years in england learning what they could from Hogwarts and the Magical community, though they are openly dismissive of most of the petty uses for magic wizards and witches have discovered they do find some things that might be useful.

After 3 years they go back to Elemental for the shippuden storyline.

HP lemon fic: - basically i'm gonna do something like LH2 in the HP world ... eventually

Naruto/Transformers fic: Inspired by Irritus' Nin Tech, In which Naruto is a very high level mechanical genius, but instead of bothering to train his body to get stronger he goes a different route, by creating the ultimate body, then transferring his conciousness to it, the body being the original Prototype for the Primus Protoform, to those not in the know Primus is considered to be the Original Transformer.

Plotbunnies up for adoption have been moved to the fic below