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AGE: 30

HEIGHT: 5"

ORIGIN: London, England.

A QUICK NOTE TO ANYONE READING! I am actually going through all my old fanfics and editing them. The first ones will be my Tragic Past Series. They will all be edited, some add ons will be made and definite editing of my spelling and grammar and set-up will be done. When I've edited them, I'll post them under this note.

FAVOURITE SHOWS: Game of Thrones, Reign, Vikings, Penny Dreadful, The Sopranos, Constantine, Daredevil, Merlin, Once Upon A Time, Elementary, Descendants of Darkness, Naruto, Bones, Hex, Charmed, Family Guy, South Park, Excel Saga, Cold Case, Ouran High School Host Club, Gundam Wing, BeyBlade, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Escaflowne, Dragoball Z, Junjo Romantica (YAOI ROCKS), Scrubs, American Gothic, Jekyll, the list could go on forever. TV kicks ass when I'm not too busy having my soul sucked out by my University.

FAVOURITE BOOKS: A Song of Ice and Fire Series (George R R Martin), Flowers In The Attic (Virginia Andrews), Lord Loss (Darren Shan), Cirque Du Freak (Darren Shan), The Thin Executioner (Darren Shan), Misery (Stephen King), Good Omens (Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaimen), Circles of Light Gates of Darkness (Tanya Huff), Harry Potter, Battle Royale (Koushun Takami), In The Miso Soup (Ryu Murakami), Candide (Voltaire), Stone Cold (Robert Swindells), The Lake (Jack Hornby), Diary of a Call Girl (Belle De Jour), Scared To Death (Alan Gibbons), In The Dark (Richard Laymon), Slaves of The Mastery (William Nicholson), Blood And Chocolate (Annette Curtis-Klause), The Warlord Trilogy (Bernard Cornwell), Ash (Malinda Lo), Lolita (Vladmir Nobakov), The Pendragon Chronicles (Mike Ashley), Un Lun Dun (China Mieville) Never Let Me Go (Kazuo Ishiguro) The Morganville Vampires Series (Rachel Caine), Mrs Beast, Princess Beast (Pamela Ditchoff), Mordred: Bastard Son (Douglas Clegg), The D.U.F.F. (Kody Keplinger) and Various others.

FAVOURITE WRITERS: George R R Martin, Virginia Andrews, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Christopher Paolini, Richard Laymon, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Voltaire, Edgar Allen Poe, William Shakespeare, John Keates, Christina Rosetti, Garth Nix, Vladmir Nabokov, Rachel Caine, Pamela Ditchoff, Ryu Murakami, Haruki Murakami, Natuso Kirino, Kazuo Ishiguro, Ryuunosuke Akutagawa, Yasanari Kawabata, Probably loads more.

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And if anyone wants to ask me a question. I don't bite. So ask away.

Random Profile Crap!

A Song Of Ice And Fire Randomness

1. Your favourite female character: Brienne of Tarth

2. Your favourite male character: Jaime/Tyrion Lannister. I can't decide.

3. A theory about the story: I think that Jaime will be the one to kill Cersei, not Tyrion.

4. The death(s) that shocked you: Ned's Death definitely shocked me. I was like "Someone's gonna save him at the last minute." But the last minute rescue never happened. So totally angry about it. I was also shocked by the death of Rhaego (Daenerys' unborn child)

5. A scene that has touched you: Tyrion realising that Oberyn has lost and that he's going to die. I was like "NOOOO TYRION!"

6. A scene that has made you laugh: In the TV series it was Arya's interactions with Tywin. But in the books, it has to be Tyrion's various chats with people. I love him slapping Joffrey, I love him manipulating everyone around him, I love his wise cracks, because they crack me up.

7. Your favourite quote from the books: “My uncle always said that it was the sword in a man’s hand that determined his worth, not the one between his legs.” - Arianne Martell

"I am the Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, you arrogant pup. Your Lord Commander, so long as you wear that white cloak. Now sheathe your bloody sword, or I'll take it from you and shove it up some place even Renly never found." - Jaime Lannister.

"The man who passes the sentence should swing the sword." - Ned Stark

8. Your favourite canon ship: Jaime/Brienne (my ultimate ship), Arya/Gendry (come on it's totally cannon, he's the only guy Arya has even shown a remote interest in apart from Syrio and Jaqen, but they're way too old for her), Sansa/Sandor and Lyanna/Robert

9. Your favourite non-canon ship: Asha/Jon, Tyrion/Margaery, Theon/Robb (I can get behind them), Stannis/Davos (because the Stavos is strong with them), I can also go for Davos/Melisandre hate sex. Hate sex rules. I don't know why.

10. The female character you hate the most: Hmn... I hate Cersei. Don't get me wrong. She's extremely complicated and that's cool and all that. But I just hate her personality. She seems to want to turn into a man, rather than just being a woman and gaining power, she manipulates men with her lady parts to get power. It's annoying. If you want power go and take it, don't manipulate everyone around you like a Jenga! That tower will come crashing down on your ass. So basically I hate Cersei because despite all her manipulating she's still kinda... dumb? If that's the right word for it?

11. The male character you hate the most: Ramsay freaking Bolton/Snow. I hate him. He has no reason to be a twisted F*. Even Theon had a reason for the things he did. Ramsay doesn't.

12. The character you’re in love with: Gosh... Most likely Gendry. He's gorgeous (in my head he is at least, and Joe Dempsie who plays him in the TV Series is freaking hot too). If Gendry was a real person I'd totally jump him. I also love Tyrion. I WOULD love Jaime, but to me, he belongs to Brienne in my head. I can't think of him with anyone else. LOL!

13. The city in Westeros where you would like to live in: I'd live near Winterfell. I love the cold and snow. I mean if I was going to have an illegitimate child I'd rather call it by the surname "Snow" rather than "Waters" or "Stone" I mean what kind of names are those?

14. The city in Essos where you would like to live in: Braavos. It's so culturally awesome! It makes me think of Camden Town on Saturdays.

15. The Valyrian sword you prefer: ICE! House Stark all the way Baby! (I also love Oathkeeper, but Oathkeeper was made FROM ICE, so saying Ice counts for Oathkeeper too!)

16. The food you would like to taste: Roasted Boar! Give me a hunk of that pig!

17. The drink you would like to taste: Dornish Red Wine or Mead.

18. The religion you’d worship: The Old Gods Rock! Although the books have given proof of the existence of the Old Gods and Rh'llor but not the Seven. So I'd respect Rh'llor but I don't wanna burn people. I'm not into human sacrifice, so the Old Gods work for me.

19. The POV (or POVs) you like the most: Arya, Tyrion, Jaime and Brienne

20. The POV (or POVs) that annoy you the most: Victarion and Cersei. They irritate the hell outta me.

21. The POV (or POVs) that is/are absent in the books that you wanted to read: Howland Reed, Brynden "The Blackfish" Tully, and Loras or Margaery Tyrell. Also Olenna. I'd love to know what makes the awesome Grandma tick!

22. A thing in the story that you would like to change or deepen: I would like to have heard a bit more about Lyanna. She's so awesome.

23. The character you would like to revive: I would say Lyanna, but as she has only ever been in the books by mention, I'll say Robb instead.

24. Your favourite house: House Tarth and House Stark

25. Your favourite motto: Winter Is Coming!

26. Your favourite emblem: House Tarth's Moons and Suns! I love it! I also love the Stark Direwolf and the Martell's Sun and Spear. Love the Martells almost as much as the Starks. So many awesome sigils!

27. The house you hate the most: I HATE the Freys. Forget the Red Wedding, forget that they killed Robb, but why oh WHY does that old man have to have hundreds of kids and poor young girls for wives? Totally messed up. Don't get me wrong, the fact that the Freys would do anything to get ahead makes me angry too, including killing Robb after making him a guest in their home (being half Greek Cypriot we practically invented Guest rights before GRRM. Your guests should be treated with extreme respect) I hate on killing your guests. Especially at a wedding.

28. The brotherhood/order you’d like to join: None. Unless the Wildlings count, at least you make your own choices with the Wildlings (Unless you're born one of Craster's kids, then you're F*ed)

29. The character that in your opinion will be king/queen of the Seven Kingdoms: Daenerys Targaryen (even though I actually don't like Daenerys much at all)

30. The king/queen you’d bend the knee to: Totally gotta be Robb. He's bad ass!

31. Your favourite villain: Tywin Lannister

32. The villain you hate the most: Ramsay Bolton

33. The character that reflects you: It's a mix between Brienne of Tarth and Arya Stark.

34. The best friendship: Stannis/Davos definitely

35.Your favourite plot twist: As much as it was sad an shocking, it was an awesome twist for Daenerys to lose her unborn baby. Also Catelyn coming back from the dead. Both awesome plot twists. I kinda saw the Red Wedding coming. Not that I knew EXACTLY how that was going to go down. But I knew something was going to happen to Robb. His politics just weren't good enough to play the Game of Thrones.

36. Favourite bastard: Gendry

37. A character that you previously hated and now love: Jaime Lannister as of the Brienne/Jaime Road Trip!

A Song of Ice and Fire Theories.

I have many theories.

Jaime or Arya will kill Cersei rather than Tyrion.

I believe Arya will end up helping Daenerys to take the Iron Throne.

As much as RL=J is awesome. I bet it's more complicated. I think Aerys is Jon Snow's father (having raped Lyanna), Rhaegar was trying to sort it all out quietly (by moving Lyanna to the TOJ to give birth and keeping her safe from Aerys while trying to preserve her honour and his father's by allowing everyone to believe he kidnapped her) and it all blew up in his face.

Howland Reed will come and drop some huge bombshells on us before the series ends.

Coldhands is Benjen Stark.

Septa Lemore is the mother of Tyene Sand.

Gregor and Sandor Clegane are still alive. (and we can has Cleganebowl!)

Ashara Dayne is still alive, and so is her child, who is Brandon's child, not Ned's as people believe.

Tyrion is the Bastard son of Aerys Targaryen and that's why Tywin hated him so much, rather then because his wife died in childbirth as most believe. (although I have to admit that I'm not all that in to Secret Targ theories)

Daenerys is not the child of Aerys, but the child of Ser Barristan. (total crack theory)

Rhaego is still alive and being raised by the Lamb Men (total crack theory)

A Good Friend

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will prank call him and whisper, " You will die in seven days..."

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the cell next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

Just for Kicks and Giggles

Take twelve characters you like and answer the following questions!

1. Merlin
2. Shmexy Movie Spock
3. Masaki
4. Usagi
5. Kyoya
6. Tamaki
7. Haruhi
8. Hisoka
9. Tsuzuki
10. Excel
11. Il Pallazzo
12. Muraki

-You're out on a night out with 8 when you're savagely and drunkenly attacked by 2. What does 8 do?
I would be like “HOLY CRAP SHMEXY MOVIE SPOCK WANTS TO KILL ME!!!” and Hisoka would be all like “Tsuzuki how do we deal with aliens?” on his cell phone. I’d totally stay there and dodge though, cos Shmexy Movie Spock is too shmexy for me to NOT ogle while I have the chance.

-What would happen if 9 got 5 pregnant?
Tsuzuki/Kyoya babies? I’d be like “Wow how did two men manage to procreate?” Then I’d be all “Those babies are so CUTE!!!” Then I’d be all “Wow the mixture of Tsuzuki and Kyoya makes for one scary baby when it grows up.”

-6 and 11 go to a strip club. What happens?
TAMAKI: Oh My GOD! Haruhi better not be here! I must protect my little girl from these lecherous sights!
IL PALLAZZO: Interesting. More places to destroy when ACROSS finally completes the conquest of the city, and we have control of the ignorant masses.

-7 and 12 are making out when 4 walks in. What's 4's reaction?
Haruhi and Muraki making out? I think that Usagi would have the same reaction to anyone making out. “Masaki we’re going home to research my new boy’s love novel.”

-10 starts a bromance with 3. 1 is jealous, what happens?
Masaki starts a bromance with Excel? That would be creepy.

EXCEL: I shall conquer the city for ACROSS! And for my Lord Il Pallazzo who Excel LOVES!
MASAKI: I have to go and make dinner for Usagi-Kun.

Merlin getting jealous though...

MERLIN: Why doesn’t Arthur ever treat me nicely like that? That’s it! I’m leaving Camelot to go and bromance with Gwaine! At least he cares what happens to me!

-4 pulls up beside you, and offers you a lift. Will you take it?
Of course! I’d totally ask Usagi-Kun about his new novels and be like “So can I be yours and Masaki’s straight friend?”

-Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because Haruhi has the POWER!!!! Rather the power of observation which makes Tamaki go to his corner to grow mushrooms.

-10 is getting ready to marry 5, when 9 runs in to stop the ceremony. What is 9's reason?
Excel is marrying Kyoya? That’s wrong for all sorts of reasons. Tsuzuki’s reason? Hmn... Maybe this.

“The two of you getting married is totally impossible. Excel is a crazy bitch out for world domination and Kyoya is a crazy bastard out for world domina- wait? You two are perfect for each other what the hell am I doing here?”

-Give a title of a movie about 3 and 12.
The Student and The Crazy Russian. (if you get that pun then I will add you to my awesome and deserves cookies list)

Thoughts about Merlin Head-Canon and Characters in General

1.) Uther is a hypocrite. Point, set and match.

2.) Arthur totally knows Merlin’s got magic but he doesn’t want to rock the boat.

3.) Gaius has abandonment issues.

4.) The Dragon is trying to get Merlin and Arthur to jump into bed together. He hates Morgana because she is a bigger threat than Gwen to the Great Slash Dragon’s fantasy realm.

5.) Morgana smirks because she knows the real reason that the Great Slash Dragon hates her.

6.) Leon has magical powers that he has no idea he has. That’s the only explanation for how he manages to escape every time. It’s almost like he siphons power from Merlin.

7.) Elyan has Mother Abandonment issues.

8.) I totally want Merlin’s magic to be revealed in the next series. I don’t care if Uther doesn’t find out, but I want Arthur to find out and be all like “Merlin! How could you NOT tell me?” and Merlin to go “I was kinda worried about your magic hating father who would burn me at the freaking stake!”

9.) Merlin’s father was a convenient plot point. I’m sorry but Merlin could’ve found out all on his own, on a spur of the moment thing that he was a dragonlord, without even thinking about making up a father for him. But oh no, we had to have the epic “Merlin meets his father, who dies in front of him two minutes later” scenic route.

10.) We all know that the Merlin writers are reading our fanfics and then translating them into script. Come on people, you must’ve noticed it by now.

THINGS THAT WILL BE COMING UP IN THE FUTURE!

These are fanfics that I will be posting in the future for definate. The reason they're not up yet is because I've got plenty on the go at the moment and I want to get a good while ahead before I start posting any chapters. I know people have been waiting for the sequal to my fic "Lost" and it will be put up eventually. But I want to put some reall good work and effort in to it. I don't just want to throw it in there and find that it's a disappointment to all those people who wanted to see it put up.

Found

SUMMARY: Sequel to Lost. Naruto finally has the family he always dreamed of. However he still has much to learn and even more enemies to face. What new secrets and techniques will he learn and who will be standing with him at the end?

Hearts That Beat Before.

SUMMARY: Prequel to Two Hearts, One Soul. Kushina Uzumaki and Minato Namikaze both have had their fair share of sadness and troubles. But can they prove their own love to each other before the end?

Future.

SUMMARY: Sequel to Family. Contains Yaoi pairing. Naruto and Sasuke are trying again. But with Sasuke's children hating Naruto and making Hikari and Hisoka's lives miserable at every step they can, will Sasuke and Naruto be able to come through with their children as a family or will it all end in tears?

Jiraiya's List.

This is a request by Ennalight to write a Naruto fic based on Schindler's list. It WILL come up Ennalight! I will do the best I can.

Of course there's also Wanted, which is already posted as a kind of one shot, but I am considering turning it into a full blown multichapter fic. Others may appear here as and when something pops in to my head that I really want to write.

Also for my Merlin fans, I've started work on a Merlin fanfiction which will be called The Influence of Hades. The Summary will be just under this paragraph.

SUMMARY: When Arthur and Merlin are attacked by a band of sorcerers and Merlin is killed. When a strange woman alludes to an old legend, will Arthur follow it to try and get his best friend back? If he does, will it work? And might old foes become friends?

Order in which my last poll fics will come out.

Team Cat-kashi!

Kakashi, Sasuke and Sakura go on a mission to Demon Country without Naruto. There they are informed by the Priestess of the Kitsune demon temple that they know nothing about their blonde teammate. Now, in the forms of cats, the trio are learning more then they ever thought they could about Naruto. Will it help or hinder them as a team? And will the trio ever become human again?

Sasuke-Aniki!

SUMMARY: What would you give to protect someone you care about? Sasuke is about to find out, when he finds a little girl in the same situation he had once been in. Will he abandon this little girl who reminds him of himself? Will he take care of her? If he does take care of her, what will happen when she gets in the way of his goals?

Better Future.

SUMMARY: Tsunade decides to visit the village when Naruto is six years old. She decides to take Naruto in and when she finds Sasuke is also alone, she decides to become his guardian as well. How will this change the future for our two favourite Shinobi?

Sibling Rivalry.

SUMMARY: Naruto Uzumaki and Sasuke Uchiha do NOT like each other. However, their elder siblings are best firends and their guardians date. When their guardians, Kakashi Hatake and Iruka Umino, decide to get married, how will the two boys handle living together when they're always competing? Will be Yaoi.

Bright Eyes.

SUMMARY: Sasuke Uchiha is a normal teenager. He just has more angst then most. Then he meets Naruto. Naruto is loud, brash and everything that Sasuke could possibly want in a friend. There’s only one problem, Naruto is a ghost. Can Sasuke help his friend find the justice that he seeks?

Power of a Hanyou!

SUMMARY: Sasuke has been following one belief all his life. That belief is that his older brother murdered his family and that he needs to avenge their deaths. What will happen when a Hanyou girl, who claims to be Sasuke's half-sister, tells Sasuke a different story? And shows him the proof? Will Sasuke be so determined to get revenge?

Repeated History.

SUMMARY: Suzunosuke Uzumaki, son of Naruto and Sakura, is a total outcast. His two elder sisters are not allowed to interact with him, his parents are dead, and his spirit is almost shattered beyond repair. His only hope and saviour, is his parents’ oldest friend, Sasuke Uchiha. But can Sasuke save Suzunosuke when he can barely save himself?

MAGIC!

SUMMARY: Naruto Uzumaki loses his mother, and then his father, forced to live with his stepmother, who is cruel and ruthless, he starts to lose hope in life. However, he doesn’t know about his mother’s legacy. The legacy that leads to magic, fairies and hope. Will be Yaoi in later chapters.

Message Me!

SUMMARY: The Naruto gang and their own wild adventures at school with technology, and the chaos that ensues.

Battle For Peace.

SUMMARY: (Based on The Warlord Trilogy by Bernard Cornwell) Young Naruto Uzumaki always wanted to be a warrior, Sasuke Uchiha is the greatest warrior to ever exist. When these two meet, things will change forever in the five great nations.

Winter Sun.

SUMMARY: It was winter time when Naruto Uzumaki was left all alone in the world with this twins, Emi and Kazuki. But where is their father? How can things get any worse or better for the lone parent and his children? Yaoi and MPreg involved.

The Thin Executioner.

SUMMARY: Sasuke Uchiha is a brash, arrogant boy, but he is considered too small for the post of executioner. Even his own father doesn’t think he’s up for the job, and shows his support for his two older brothers, Itachi and Obito, instead. Sasuke decides he must take a journey to meet the nine bijuu gods, in the Snow Country Mountains. However he must take a loyal companion and a willing sacrifice. The journey will be long and difficult, and in the end, will Sasuke achieve the post of executioner? A new Naruto twist on the book “The Thin Executioner” by Darren Shan.

Dark Shadows.

SUMMARY: Tsunade and Jiraiya are good friends, but many a dark secret lies between them, and no one is left alive who knows about these secrets. Or is that wrong?

One Man's Power.

SUMMARY: The Uchiha Family are great and powerful members of the Yakuza. Then again, so are the Uzumaki family. Both families have been at war for years, but why?

Burning.

SUMMARY: Naruto Uzumaki is accused of witchcraft. Sasuke is the man sent to torture a confession out of Naruto, but will he manage it? And is Naruto innocent or guilty?

IDEAS FOR NEW FICS!

Anyone wanting to comment on what they'd like to see up first, I've put up a new poll. Below, as before, are some summaries, tell me what you think. At the moment all of these ideas are Naruto fics. However I might add another poll for other fic ideas from different shows or animes that I've got ideas for.

The Snake and The Fox.

SUMMARY: Can you trust someone whose nature is to betray? Can you be faithful to someone when you’re character tries to stop you every step of the way?

The Naruto Fairytales.

SUMMARY: Fairytales but with Naruto characters. Snow White, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty and whatever else I can think of later on. They’re not going to be exact replicas of the fairytales, they’re going to have my own special brand of twisted and slight crack too.

(If you want Yaoi or straight or a combination or one set of fairytales for Yaoi and one for Straight, there will be a poll up after this latest one is finished)

What Doesn’t Kill You Makes You Stronger.

SUMMARY: Sasuke and Naruto are both sent to an institution to be ‘cured’? What illness do they have? Is it really an illness? Can they cope with their new lives? AU, Yaoi. Dark and may offend others.

Naruto? A Girl?

SUMMARY: Naruto is accidentally turned into a girl, after being pushed into a magical spring in Demon Country. However, the change is permanent and Naruto must learn to live with it. Along with her stranger new urges.

Any Change Makes A Huge Difference.

SUMMARY: Naruto Uzumaki is still hated. Naruto Uzumaki is still the carrier of the Kyubi. But Naruto Uzumaki is a girl. Sometimes the smallest change has the biggest impact. What differences would there be if Naruto had been born a girl?

Genetic Racism.

SUMMARY: How can you hate someone for being born? Naruto Uzumaki is a mutant. Very few people accept mutants in the world, especially Sabaku Industries, who have their own group dedicated to hunting mutants down. *A kind of X-Men storyline based fic*

Not as many as in the last poll, but I have plenty to be getting on with at the moment. LOL!

I would like to say that if I base a story on a book, don't expect to read the book and know what's going to happen exactly. I never copy a book. I like to add my own touches, and change things around greatly. It's a bad habit of mine. So I thought I should let you know that. (nods)

Also I do take requests. I won't promise that I'll say yes to everything, because if someone asks me to write a One Piece fanfic it would be impossible for me, as I have never watched it properly. So yeah, it all depends on what you want me to write. However, I am always happy to listen to your ideas and do my best to write a request for you. Feel free to PM me and ask me if you do want me to write something in particular.