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Joined 08-04-06, id: 1107753
Author has written 15 stories for Naruto, Yu Yu Hakusho, and Yu-Gi-Oh.

Fav Manga :

NARUTO (definitely, now that Sasuke's back and all hot), One Piece, Bleach, Shaman King, Gravitation..others as well!

Fav Character :

Uchiha Sasuke ! Super smexy and extra fine! I think that an all rounder guy is really cool, even though he can be an S sometimes, but the fact that he's a genius, strong, emotionless. angsty brooding type is soooooooooooo drool-worthy.

Uzumaki Naruto , for being almost as strong as Sasuke, and he looks like Yondaime now. kinda like second best although the show is titled Naruto.

Fav Pairing:

SasuNaru or NaruSasu! Okay, I know the show's not shounen-ai or yaoi, but hey, can you blame a girl for dreaming? Even Sakura admits that having two naked guys doing stuff is a good battle plan! As far as I can see, this pairing has the most basis and is most substantial. If Sasuke is likely to be with someone, I want Naruto to have him. Nobody else understands Sasuke like his best friend. It is without a doubt that this pairing is at large (If abundant amounts of Sasunaru sketches during anime convention all around the world is any indication) and a lot of fans will blow their heads off if Sasuke officially belonging to Sakura (eeww!) or that new girl Karin(eew!). I just hope that Masashi Kishimoto-sensei is kind enough to not pair Sasuke or Naruto with anybody and break my heart.

Uchihacest is kinda wrong, but also kinda hot! Two Sasuke's doing naughty stuff? Hell yeah! Not a big fan of this pairing but can accept it.

NejiGaara has no strong basis in the comic but I agree as well to this pairing, simply because they are smoking! A stoic/closet concerning Neji complements angsty Gaara well, no?

About kickers-ej:

It's kinda weird but I used to like seeing other people in misery. It's the highlight of my day when someone gets it, it's even better if I was the real culprit! I hate people that uses others to their own advantage, and during my high school years, I put a lot of effort in getting revenge for those who were used. Maybe I'm still like that but my current friends are all goody2, and I tend to be an over-confident bastard. Even when I answer wrongly my face just makes others believe me. It's a bad thing, I know. But hey, variety makes life interesting, right? I love to draw, but some time during the past years, I lost the ability to draw girls! I'm hopeless! But it's better than not able to draw guys and just draw girls when you are a girl (makes me have nightmares, just thinking about all the girls I drew when I was little). Sometimes I read too, fanfictions helps my English a lot. At 5, my dad made me and my sisters read the encyclopedia and bought some medical thesaurus. I read all of those, but can't remember the contents though. It would be awesome to have the encyclopedia in your head and show off to some deceitful smart ass! JRock and Kpop is my favourite music genre, right now GAckt-sama! TRAX! I LOVE thee!

I like to meet new people and is planning to visit Japan sometime in 2009. For those who share the same interest with me, my Yahoo messenger ID is kickers_ej so feel free to buzz me!

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Uchiha Sasuke's odd mating rituals by Fourangers reviews
"Marry me." Naruto almost choked, sending a spray of ramen broth from his mouth. At this point of his life, he sort of expected these two words coming up one day, but first he thought he would be the one uttering it towards some nice girl and second, he'd never predicted that it'd be muttered through his best friend's monotone voice. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,998 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/9/2018 - Published: 12/2/2018 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Arranged Marriage by The Deuteragonist reviews
How to bring peace to the world? How to solve an age-old clan feud? How to make two oblivious boys realize something that has long been obvious to everyone else? A matchmaking conspiracy, of course! Naruto/Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,269 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Fish, The Fox and SasUke by jhisk reviews
“Hey I said listen SASUKE! I UZUMAKI NARUTO, FUTURE HOKAGE! SHALL MAKE UCHIHA SASUKE MY UKE!” Naruto yelled. Narusasu, suisasu, slight inosaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mommy Naru by LilBlue-Hedggie reviews
How was he supposed to know the thing was going to reach out at him and say, 'Mommy' Team 7 is charged with babysitting until the baby's parents are found, the problem: Why does it call Naruto mommy? SasuNaru, other warnings inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,245 - Reviews: 969 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 992 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thursdays by shinycry reviews
wow, it's been a while. well here's a little PWP with my favorite pairs: KakaIru and SasuNaru. a oneshot, so enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,143 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete
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Defying Destiny
Katsuya has bagged the bachelor of the century! Or did the bachelor of the century has bagged Katsuya? A Kaiba legend being used to secure one's true love
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2013 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba
Royal Rumble reviews
After the House of Demonea Konoha took over Fire Nation, Princes and Princesses of the court must find mates and secure their place. What better mate to own none other than he of Uchihan blood? Four brothers and sisters fight for the only one left. NaruSasu, KyuuIta, multiple pairings, with possessive MinatoFugaku at the side—don't ask me how this works
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,793 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Challenges of our comrade circle reviews
It didn't help that they both declared their hate when all Sasuke wanted was to love Naruto. It became worse when Itachi came home to find his brother sacrificed to the gods...and it hits rock bottom when Fugaku preferred to sacrifice his wife. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,828 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Super Spiral reviews
A protective aniki staking his life for his brother's safe keep, a Gifted blonde whose secret identity wasn't really that secret to begin with, and a father whom insists the blonde mate with his younger son, even if the son won't consent to it. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,981 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Complete
Parenting the Progeny reviews
Sequel fic to Babysitting BJDs. Their sons returned to their doll state with nothing but promises. 3 years later an unknown disease claims the advance generation one by one. Dead in one world only to be resurrected in another? Rated for cursing. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,967 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Betrothed Bastard reviews
Engaged to a previously ugly Sasuke, Naruto must learn to cope with the now gorgeous heir and the whacked happenings of their university.OOCness and AU! Sasuke is only back to avenge the mistreatment that his fiance has suffered. NaruSasu and NejiGaa.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,110 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/26/2010 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Complete
Validating his Virginity reviews
Naruto runs around looking for guys that is rumored to have taken his virginity. Sasuke is mad that the dobe may have cheated on him even though they're aren't technically together. And Sai just had to misunderstood a word. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,336 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Complete
Babysitting BJDs reviews
“All of you suck at babysitting!” Watch as Tsunade take extreme measures to ensure that her ninjas become high quality nannies, by babysitting enchanted ball-jointed dolls shaped after each other. Narusasu, GaaNeji, KibaShino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,662 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Complete
Suicidal Switches reviews
Kiba! Give me back my body!" Naruto in Kiba's body shouted. Naruto looked at Kiba and replied "I'm not Kiba," then bees started buzzing.."I'm Shino," What about the rest? Narusasu, mild cussing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,883 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Shinobi Sport Spur reviews
Sequel to Stoics on Sale. Sasuke is back and wants Konoha's respect, hence the sports tournament. Dead Hokages are being resurrected to fill in the spaces. SasuNaru.GaaNeji. OOC will ensue.on hiatus
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 7/3/2008
Stoics on Sale reviews
Not only does Naruto need to fight off potential perverts off his Sasuke, he also has to ward off the whole town who wished to purchase his bastard as well.Narusasu.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epic Clash of the Uzumakis reviews
In which Naruto fight for Sasuke..with himselves. AU Narutos invading Konoha! NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,937 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Happily Ever After In a Day reviews
It didn't start with long,long ago or once upon a time. birthday fic for Sasuke. NaruSasu!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Complete
Role Reverse reviews
Seriously,it's always Sasuke who's protecting cute, innocent Naruto.Now it's Naruto's turn to protect cute, innocent Sasuke. Narusasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,628 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Complete
Evil innocent reviews
Hiei had all the power in the world, but having power over Kurama is something else.Watch out guys, Hiei's having his revenge, Youko style!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2007