Hey!! Here are some things about me!

I'm 16 years old! And a girl:) I have brown hair, brown eyes, and a very unoriginal name. I'm a horrible speller, just FYI (thankfully my computer is a better speller than me). I have five siblings. Our house can get very crazy sometimes!

Apparently I'm a wizard. This girl came up to me while I was filling my water bottle at the drinking fountain and she goes "Hey, I don't mean to be rude, but are you a wizard?" And I gave her a strange look and said no. Then she says "My friend pointed you out in the halls and whispered. 'she's a wizard'" and looks at me expectantly. I raised my eyebrows and shook my head. She left and my best friend and I laughed for like ten minutes. How totally random!

I absolutely LOVE to write!! According to some, I have the mind of a writer. I have epiphany moments where scenes play out in my head. It's awesome!! I love to write it is so fun! I think one shots are awesome! I have a bagillion story ideas, so it would be absoulutly wonderful if you could vote on my poll. My Host fanfiction is discontinued unless someone can convince me otherwise:) Feel free to message me if you have any epic ideas:) I was also wodering if anyone would like to beta for me, I think I could really use it.

I am in the process of writing a book, so if anyone wants to know about it feel free to message me:) That takes up a lot of time so forgive me for not updating.

I also love to read, my favorite books are the Poison Study series, The Mysterious Benedict Society, Maximum Ride, Twilight, The Host, The Hunger Games, Eragon, The Cirque Du Freak series, The Septimus Heap series, The Percy Jackson and the Olympians series, and Fablehaven. And of course Harry Potter.

My favorite T.V. shows are Merlin, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Victorious, Sonny With a Chance, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and iCarly. I am totally obsessed with Merlin right now like my best friend NinjaJen:) Merlin is mine and Arthur is her's teehee:) I am waiting anxiously awaiting season three and desperately wish I lived in Britain so I could watch it on TV when it comes in fall! Season two is on the syfy channel hooray! I am so mad at Morgana right now! And Merlin is my hero! I love Pokemon but the show has just gone so downhill I can't watch it anymore. My favorite is Pikachu, always has been since I was like 3:) I have eleven of the card but I haven't touched them in forever lol!

My favorite movies are Letters To Juliet, Remember Me, The Time Traveler's Wife, How to Train Your Dragon, Avatar(best freakin' movie ever!), Cirque Du Freak:The Vampire's Assistant, Mew Moon, Twilight, Stardust, Penelope, Aliens In The Attic, Harry Potter, Aladdin, Mulan, 16 Wishes, and Another Cinderella Story.

My favorite couples are:

MerlinXFreya, ArthurXGwen -Merlin

SamXFreddie -iCarly

RonXHermione, HarryXGinny -Harry Potter

EragonXArya -Eragon

PercyXAnnabeth -Percy Jackson and the Olympians

BellaXEdward, RenesmeeXJacob -Twilight

WandaXIan -The Host

KatnissXPeeta -Hunger Games

JakeSullyXNeytiri -Avatar

TristanXYvaine -Stardust

MaryXJoey-Another Cinderella Story

AladdinXJasmine -Aladdin

SophieXCharlie - Letters to Juliet

HiccupXAstrid - HTTYD

YelenaXValek - Poison Study

MaxXFang - Maximum Ride

ZukoXKatara - Avatar: The Last Airbender

I'm a gamer:) I like anything Poke'mon, Harvest Moon, or Zelda. Yay games!!

I also love to sing:) Music is my life(besides writing). I like Selena Gomez, Linkin' Park, Muse, Owl City, Paramore, The Fray, Nickelback, Rascal Flatts, Taylor Swift, David Archuleta, Jason Mraz, Demi Lovato, and Kelly Clarkson.

New favorite insults:

"You're a few puppies short of a pet shop!"~Tony on NCIS

And "Thank you captain obvious, you have now been promoted to major oblivious." ~ Courtesy of NinjaJen:)

Random stuffs:

This website is bomb!! Ha ha Oh and I'm LDS(Mormon). But don't let that stop you from reading my stories! I promise I'm a normal, sane person:)

I love the words epic, fail, bomb, and facade. And blanched which is a fancy way of saying paled(like in the face) lol!

I'm a roller coaster junkie! I LOOOVEthem!

I see you!

Hmm... Oh! You should read stories by NinjaJen and SummerSault169!! They are awesome!! So are the people that review my stories!

Please review my stories reviews are better than candy!! Ask anyone!!

You just lost the game. Bwahahaha!

Random words:

1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.

2. CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop,gum,ect...) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.

4. ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n. The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.

5. FRUST (frust) n. The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.

6. LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.

7. PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n. The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.

8.PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n. The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.

9. PUPKUS (pup'kus) n. The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.

10. TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n. The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Merlin quotes:

Merlin:Do you think I sit around doing nothing?! I haven't had the chance to sit around doing
nothing since the day I arrived in Camelot, I've been too busy running around after Arthur; do
this Merlin, do that Merlin and when I'm not running around after Arthur I'm doing chores
for you and when I'm not doing that I'm fulfilling my destiny! Do you know how many
times I've saved Arthur's life? I've lost count! Do I get any thanks? NO! I have fought
griffins, witches, bandits, I have been punched, poisoned, pelted with fruit and all the
while I have to hide who I really am because if anyone finds out Utherwill have me
executed, and sometimes I feel as though I'm being pulled in so many directions I don't
know which way to turn!!

Gotta love the Merlin rant!

Arthur:"Well, thanks."
Merlin & Arthur"Whoa"
Arthur:"What'reyou doing?"
Merlin:"I thought you were going for a hug."
Arthur:"Noo!"
Merlin: "No."
(Both put their hands slowly down, and Arthur walks off, frowning. Merlin looks pleased with himself).

I laughed for like 10 minutes!

Arthur:"You don't have a dog to fetch the stick yourself...No offense Merlin"

Arthur cracks me up!

Merlin: If I can't do magic I might as well die!

I love him!

Arthur:I'm warning you, I've been trained to kill since birth.

Merlin:Wow... And how long have you been training to be a prat?

Arthur:(laughs in disbelief) You know you can’t speak to me like that.

Merlin:Oh, sorry. How long have you been training to be a prat, my lord?

Lol, nuffsaid.

Merlin: Thank you. Ah…
Arthur: Are those my sausages?
(Merlin nods)
Arthur: You took them?
Merlin: To keep you in shape (Picks them up)
Arthur: Are you saying I'm fat?
Merlin: No! Well, not yet.
Arthur: I am not fat!
Merlin: See? It's working.

Again, 10 minute laughing, rolling on the floor.

Merlin:“I’m not really good at this whole epic-mission thing, that’s more Arthur’s forte.” (from The Blacksmith's Son by Starrylaa)You should really go read it! It's epic!

Okay this isn't from Merlin but it's from the actors, Bradly James and Colin Morgan, right before they go on a rollercoaster. They are singing, by the way.

Bradley:We're goin' to that big rollercoasterin the sky...to join them...in a minute...

(random screaming in background)

Colin:We're gonna die, We're gonna die...

Teehee:)

Just thought I'd add this in there, it's NinjaJen:)

Jenn: (drops a penny) Oh my gosh I just saw my life flash before my eyes! Actually, it was the penny's life. Did you know he lived in Arkansas once?

Me and Jenn lol:

Jenn:You really shouldn't lie. If you do, the tooth fairy will come and kick your shins.
Me:What the crap?

Me:I hate you
Jenn:That's harsh. You should be careful; if you say that to someone a Minotaur will break into your house and steal your nose.
Me:What the freaking crap?
Jenn:It's true.

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Come join the dark side; we have cookies! And better yet, Merlin, Arthur, Edward, Jacob, Tristian, Peeta, and Percy plushies! Oh yes!!

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You have 2 choices

1. Post this message onto your profile

2. Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

Month One

Mommy

I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs

I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy

Today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I cannot survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry. It sounds so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I am not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month six

I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns! please make him stop! I can't get away from it!

Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy

I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me, Mommy?

Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you cried post this on your profile.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!