This is a weird drabble-thing that popped into my mind one day at work. So I took time out of my-really not-busy day and wrote it.
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Oh yeah; and the characters don't belong to me. But if Ryan Murphy wants to give me Puck, I'll be happy to take him...in any way. lol
Rachel hopped out of the car and skipped across the playground ahead of her guardians. Her senses scoured the area until she found who she was looking for, and she weaved her way towards the kindergarten teacher
"Hello Ms French, I'm Rachel and I'm new" she smiled brightly up at the teacher, her wings fluttering, the tips shimmering yellow/orange
"Hello Rachel" Ms French smiled softly "where are your parents?"
"I don't know" Rachel frowned and her wing tips turned blue momentarily "but my guardians are there!" she pointed behind her where a group of four suited agents were making their way across the playground, three of them on their cell phones "they're like my parents I guess" her wings were tipped with yellow once more, and Ms French opened her mouth to ask why they changed colour when a little boy bounded over, fangs flashing, ignoring his mother five feet away telling him to 'put his teeth away!'
"Hello vampire" Rachel turned to him with a bright smile and her wing tips turned lilac/rose
"Fairy?" he tilted his head "how come you have fairy wings if you aren't a fairy?" Ms French gaped at the five year olds-how did they…how were they so advanced?
"I like to fly" Rachel beamed at him "and I can't control my teleporting yet. You're super pretty"
"I'm not pretty" the vampire scowled "I'm badass"
"OK" Rachel shrugged "then you're super badass. My name's Rachel. What's yours?"
"Puck" he stuck his hand out, but when Rachel placed her tiny hand in his, they didn't shake, he linked their fingers and tugged her to his side "you're mine" he told her firmly
"OK" Rachel agreed happily
"Well done Rachel" one of the agents nodding approvingly at the boy by her side before turning to the teacher and handing over a blackberry and reeling off a list of instructions that Ms French understood…none of
"It's ok" Rachel piped up "I know all the rules anyway"
"I don't like rules" Puck informed them
"Neither does Rachel" the only female agent looks down at them amusedly "I think we're going to have our hands full with you two"
"You make such a beautiful couple" Puck's mother gazed at the two supernatural beings and blinked back tears "my little boy is growing up"
"He's only five" Rachel rolled her eyes "and he's gonna live forever. Five is nothing"
"Are you ok?" Rachel picked Puck's bruised hand up carefully and kissed the scraped knuckles. The scrapes disappeared almost instantly and Rachel smiled shyly up at her protector
"It didn't hurt anyway" Puck shrugged it off "and they better know better than to try and hurt you now. Or I'll eat them" he scowled round at the rest of the room
"And I'll hide the bodies" Rachel promised "you know…" she bit her lip "since you protected me and all…I should thank you" she pressed her lips to his cheek suddenly "thank you" she blushed, and the tips of her folded wings burnt bright pink. Puck grinned at her and turned her face to his, pressing his lips to hers in a proper, if chaste kiss
"I told you" he took her hand "you're mine"
"Yes I am" Rachel scooted even closer to him "one day, you can Claim me, if you like" she looked up at him through her lashes bashfully
"Like…today?" his eyes lit up and his fangs elongated
"Ok" she agreed instantly "but…not here and right now; we have to do it in private"
At lunchtime, when she went to cheat to jump to the front of the queue-it was pie day and everybody knew how much Puck loved pie day-he pulled her back with a secret smile
"Now it's private" he explained once they were alone
"I'll get you some pie anyway" Rachel promised, suppressing her giggles as he led her to the story corner, and sat on the comfy chair there
"It might hurt" he warned "but I'll be gentle. Promise"
"It won't hurt" Rachel informed him confidently "I read that when you do it right, a bite can make you orgasm"
"Orgasm?" Puck looked nonplussed
"Well I don't know what that is" Rachel admitted "but Sara" her female minder "said 'yeah it can' and looked all dreamy, so I asked her and she said it's a super good feeling, but she was embarrassed, so that's why we have to do it in private"
"Ok. Are you ready?" Puck shifted her on his lap so he had easy access to her neck "where do you want my bite?"
"Wherever you want it" she replied instantly, tilting her head to help him
"Right….here" Puck pressed a soft kiss to the base of her neck, almost at her collarbone "ready?" he checked again. Rachel turned her head back to look at him, and traced his fangs with a finger
"Your fang-face is super-badass too" she sighed softly "I'm ready" she turned again and tilted her head for maximum access. His little arms came around her, easily holding her much smaller body, and he lowered his mouth to her neck, scraping his teeth along her collar bone before pressing his fangs in, watching in awe as the skin bowed, then broke, and Rachel's life force flowed into his mouth. And wow it was even better than the human stuff his dad sneaked him on special occasions. He gulped at it eagerly, pulling back when she suddenly pinched him. Hard.
"What?" he demanded, his mouth coated in blood
"You're meant to be claiming me" she pouted "not draining me"
"Sorry" he looked guilty "you taste epic"
"Because I'm super-powerful" Rachel smiled smugly "now, claim me-and don't drink too much more. Please"
"I won't" Puck promised. He licked excess blood from around his mouth, then lapped at the drops that seeped from the rapidly-healing wound on her neck "did it hurt?" he wondered
"No" Rachel sighed "I think I probably had an orgasm. It was super-nice"
"Awesome" Puck nodded, then carefully slid his fangs back into her neck "Mine" he growled round a mouthful of blood
"Yours" Rachel agreed, gasping when there was an audible snap and suddenly, she could taste her own blood trickling down her throat. And it tasted good.
"Wow" Puck licked the wounds to stop blood flow then turned bright eyes on his newly-claimed Mate "that's so cool"
"I could taste my blood" Rachel told him
"I know! I could feel my fangs in your neck" he wiped a hand over his mouth to get any last forgotten drops of blood and slurped them happily "so…you're mine forever now, right?"
"Yup" Rachel beamed proudly "forever and ever"
"Cool" Puck nudged her to her feet and took her hand "you feel ok?" she nodded "we'll get some more lunch to keep you strong, and from now on, can I have your blood rather than the stuff mom gives me?"
"Sure" Rachel shrugged "my blood is super-strong and it will make you even stronger-er" she informed him knowledgably
"Awesome" Puck smirked "then I can beat anybody up-and keep you safe"
"Since we're basically married now" Rachel frowned "we should live together"
"And we have to share a bed" Puck added "my mom and dad do"
"Sara and Roger share a bed" Rachel confided "I'm not supposed to disturb them when they sleepover together unless it's life-or-death…or Liam shows up"
"Mom and dad are like that" Puck nodded "they have 'adult time' but now we can have 'married time' when they're being stupid and grownup"
"Where's Rachel?" Ms French looked up from her book to be faced with two agents
"I-" she glanced around the playground then sighed "she'll be with young Puckerman, no doubt raising merry hell somewhere"
"Hopefully not literally" Sara muttered "I'll take the classrooms" she told Andy
"I've got the communal areas and the grounds" he nodded and they split up, jogging off in opposite directions.
Andy cleared the upper level and was scouring the cafeteria when Sara called him to Rachel's classroom
"What's-" he broke off and stared at their six year old charge, sitting in the lap of the Puckerman vampire, his fangs buried in her neck
"He claimed her" Sara whispered "I don't know whether to gush, laugh or cry"
"When Liam finds out?" Andy muttered
"Warner will have to check the kid out" Sara nodded "but gods, they're so cute-and watch" Puck pulled back from Rachel's neck and licked the claim mark clean of blood, kissing it softly before turning Rachel's face to his and kissing her lips chastely.
I don't know if there will ever be more of Itty-Bitty supernatural Puckleberry, I guess only time will tell.
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