HELLO THAR.

I'm Maple. Friends are welcomed!

I absolutely love writing. When I'm not writing, though, I'm acting! I haven't been acting long, but I love it! I'm part of a youth theatre troupe called 'The Shadow Players'. We're such a tight knit family, and we know just how to get on each other's last nerves! We just finished The Twelve Dancing Princesses, which was awesome! I played my first villian and my first lead, Fiorello. I got a standing ovation! At my school, we're putting on Thoroughly Modern Millie. I'm Ruth/Ensemble, and this is my first time acting with my school! My dream roles include The Artful Dodger in Oliver! and Bob Cratchit in A Christmas Carol. I also voice act. I am fine with playing male roles because, in many plays and musicals, the male characters are much more interesting. Take the Artful Dodger for example. Also, it presents more of a challenge.

ANYWAY. I'M A NINJA. SO I PWN YOU.

kthnxbai.

Theatre Roles (in chronological order):

Silly Girl/Wolf in Beauty and the Beast
The Grand Duke in Disney's Cinderella
Running Crew Member in Annie, Get Your Gun!
Sound Board Operator in The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Fiorello in The Twelve Dancing Princesses
Ruth/Ensemble in Thoroughly Modern Millie
Running Crew Member in The Odyssey

Currently:

Polynesia in Dr. Dolittle

Profile Stuff:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Stereotypes(that relate to me) That Suck:

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I like COMPETITIVE DANCING, so I MUST be stuck up.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I like to READ, so I MUST have a lot of free time
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

TEAMS:

Alice in Wonderland: TEAM MARCH HARE
Twilight: TEAM CARLISLE
West Side Story: TEAM ANYBODYS
Edward Sissorhands: TEAM EDWARD
The Outsiders: TEAM PONYBOY
Oliver Twist: TEAM DODGER
Merlin: TEAM MERLIN
NCIS: TEAM PALMER and TEAM McGEE (I can't choose!)
Pysch: TEAM SHAWN
Glee: TEAM KURT and TEAM ARTIE
House: TEAM CHASE and TEAM WILSON and TEAM HOUSE (Because Wilson and Chase are adorable and I am House)
Warriors:
(ThunderClan) TEAM THORNCLAW and TEAM LONGTAIL
(ShadowClan) TEAM BOULDER and TEAM TIGERHEART
(WindClan) TEAM ONESTAR
(RiverClan) TEAM MISTYSTAR
(Tribe) TEAM STORMFUR
(Others) TEAM BARLEY
Seekers: TEAM UJURAK
Numb3rs: TEAM CHARLIE
Mistmantle Chronicles: TEAM JUNIPER and TEAM FINGAL
LOST: TEAM CHARLIE and TEAM DESMOND
The Sevens: TEAM JEREMY
White Collar: TEAM NEAL and TEAM MOZZIE
Harry Potter: TEAM LUPIN and TEAM SNAPE
Lord of the Rings: TEAM ARAGORN
Pirates of the Caribbean: TEAM RAGETTI
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: TEAM DONATELLO
Young Wizards: TEAM TOM and TEAM PONCH and TEAM ED (who would still be alive, had it not been for NITA THE MORON)
In the Heights: TEAM SONNY
Gone: TEAM EDILIO and TEAM ARTFUL ROGER and TEAM HUNTER
The Fire Within: TEAM GADZOOKS and TEAM TAM and TEAM BONNINGTON
Thoroughly Modern Millie: TEAM CHING HO and TEAM JIMMY
Children of the Lamp: TEAM RAKSHASAS and TEAM NIMROD and TEAM ALAN and TEAM NEIL (Wow...that's a lot xD)

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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