Hi back again, This isnt a seriose fic, I just got really annoyed at Uthur and had to vent.
sorry its short!
Uthur Vs The Slipper
A force flew through Camelot, people fled the streets in terror, babies cried; even the Great Dragon cowered in fear.
This force was more powerful than anything Camelot had ever seen. It was so powerful that even Merlin stood no chance against it.
Was it a sorcerer? No.
Was it a beast of magical power? No.
Was it a corrupt lord come back from the dead? No.
What it was however was far worse.
It was the embodied spirit of thousands of angry BBC viewers.
The King had barricaded the doors of the Castle. Arthur was ready with a few petrified knights and Uthur was planning how to rid Camelot of this great threat.
Suddenly the doors of the council chamber flew open to reveal what appeared to be a highly pissed off 15-year-old girl wearing fluffy slippers.
Before anyone could react to this, the girl marched up to Uthur, grabbed his stupidly long cape and promptly started hitting him with a slipper.
"You are the biggest TWAT ever, I mean what the hell?" She raged, still whacking him around the head with the fluffy footwear. The members of the court weren't sure whether to help the poor monarch or to laugh their arses of. Arthur chose the second option.
"You are a terrible king, you treat your friend like crap and your family even worse! The first time someday told you something, you ignored it, and it went tits up, fair enough, but the second! I mean really, you would have thought that after the troll incident you would have got it! But NO!"
"You will always be a crap King and nobody likes you!" With this final statement, she turned around and swept out the chambers leaving a shell-shocked King and a laughing Prince behind.
Uthur was just about to straighten up when the slipper came sailing back into the room and knocked him back down again.
The Kingdom of Camelot would always remember that day and it is still rumoured that two words still mark the forehead of Uthur Pendragon.
"Epic Fail!"
We were all thinking it!
Thanks for reading